would you attend a convention in jamaica if it was 100% free? - GoFuckYourself.com

brand0n · 08-01-2005, 02:06 PM

ok. hear me out.

you get 10 big named sponsors on board that all fork over 10k

youve got 100k to play with.

you can lease an exclusive resort, beach front for 4 days/3 nights with over 150 rooms for around 30-50k.

drop another 15-20k into lobsters and booze.

drop another 20-30k to provide your webmasters with airfare coupons.

so on the top end youve spent 100k, on the low end youve spent 65.

if its 65 and youve got 35 left, rent a yacht for the weekend and have it parked and waiting for who ever/when ever/ what ever.
or pay wyclef or ziggy marley to do an acustic beach front jam 1 night out of the week.

ok. so you didnt make a dime off this convention, but think of the sponsors that would stand in line to be part of that show the following year.

and ofcourse the impact on the webmasters. send xxxbucks x amount of sales and you get your ticket.

just an idea that was going through my head as im booking fl

Jace · 08-01-2005, 02:08 PM

no, because I don't eat lobster

brand0n · 08-01-2005, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

no, because I don't eat lobster

you could always go fishing. thats what the yacht is for

always 1 in the crowd lol

rickholio · 08-01-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by JaceXXX

no, because I don't eat lobster

Jamaican lobster is pretty crappy anyways, and the last time I was in Negrill a couple peeps got sick off 'em.

... but I'd attend.

I'd be going anyways, why not make it a biz write-off?

brand0n · 08-01-2005, 02:14 PM

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Originally Posted by rickholio

Jamaican lobster is pretty crappy anyways, and the last time I was in Negrill a couple peeps got sick off 'em.

... but I'd attend.

I'd be going anyways, why not make it a biz write-off?

guys. we can skip the lobster. i was just using it as a point.

for the amount of money sponsors are paying, there webmasters (the people they are trying to impress) could get lobster (or steak.. happy?) as dinner 3 nights out of the week.

Jace · 08-01-2005, 02:15 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

guys. we can skip the lobster.

oh, ok....then yeah, i would attend

Sly · 08-01-2005, 02:16 PM

I think $10-15k on food and drink is low end. And are you sure about your resort buy-out? That seems pretty low, too. Maybe in off season.

And honestly I don't think you need to make it free. "If you build it, they will come." Give people a reason to go and they will. The Cancun show seems to be a pretty good success, people love it, I did last year and will probably go again next year.

JD · 08-01-2005, 02:17 PM

i'd sure as shit go!

czarina · 08-01-2005, 02:18 PM

heck yes! I'd go... and show my titties on the beach too!

brand0n · 08-01-2005, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I think $10-15k on food and drink is low end. And are you sure about your resort buy-out? That seems pretty low, too. Maybe in off season.

And honestly I don't think you need to make it free. "If you build it, they will come." Give people a reason to go and they will. The Cancun show seems to be a pretty good success, people love it, I did last year and will probably go again next year.

alot of resorts there will deal with you and something like that as they dont get that kind of buy out. have to think like them. they are sitting on 100 unbooked rooms at 200 a night, or rent them all for a discount

10-15k on booze n food is a low number, so lets say 11 sponsors go onboard, youve got an extra 10k to play with, so youve now got 25k for food n booze.

why not free? i mean for all the hard work that webmasters put forth into programs, and programs are spending this money on advertising anyways, why not give it back to the people who have helped them earn it over the years?

or we could charge 300 bucks a head, and listen to distain after distained thread on how we are blood sucking vampires out to milk the last penny out of webmasters pocket to fill our own greed lust.

Rinaldo · 08-01-2005, 02:26 PM

the answer is yes

brand0n · 08-01-2005, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

heck yes! I'd go... and show my titties on the beach too!

boom
add 1 boob show to the list

BradShaw · 08-01-2005, 02:37 PM

jamaica is not a safe place. Not to mention it is a dump and full of HIV. Call me racist, but I am never steeping foot on that island.

08-01-2005, 02:38 PM

yes and I am not the only one.

BradShaw · 08-01-2005, 02:38 PM

And $100k gets you nowhere. Trust me, doing a show, even a small show there are all sorts of expenses you are not considering.

brand0n · 08-01-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw

And $100k gets you nowhere. Trust me, doing a show, even a small show there are all sorts of expenses you are not considering.

for example?

i mean, anything besides food, booze and entertainment will be all your own dealings.

we arent going to be shoveling in the cocaine, or pouring bottles of cristal

Frank The Tank · 08-01-2005, 02:51 PM

id like to think if ur going to do that make it somewhere remote - a small remote island with all those stilt houses - make it a free version of island gathering and im there ;)

brand0n · 08-01-2005, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by basadmin

id like to think if ur going to do that make it somewhere remote - a small remote island with all those stilt houses - make it a free version of island gathering and im there ;)

jamaica just popped into my head.

anywhere nice could easly replace jamacia

EroticySteve · 08-01-2005, 02:59 PM

If it's FREE, It's for ME.

blazin · 08-01-2005, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by BradShaw

jamaica is not a safe place. Not to mention it is a dump and full of HIV. Call me racist, but I am never steeping foot on that island.

Not surprised you won't step on the island given your sexual orientation..... (you are gay aren't you... correct me if I'm wrong)

ever heard that song.....

Boom bye bye in a botty boy head!!!

Disgraceful!!!

GTS Mark · 08-01-2005, 03:18 PM

Magnus and I are packing our bags as we read this ;)

DH

PhotoGreggXXX · 08-01-2005, 03:22 PM

DoKK did it for years and years with far less $$ and the only cost to attendees was getting there and hotel, food/drinks. Well, well worth it, and lots of fun.

Doubt if you'de find 10 sponsors to cough up that $10k each. I know DoKK had to hustle all year to find 3-4 sponsors to come up with $$ to break even for the show

siva350 · 08-01-2005, 03:24 PM

hell yeah

stevo · 08-01-2005, 03:29 PM

Or just find an all inclusive hotel... Hotel room with all you can drink and eat for $150-$200 per person per day...

BradShaw · 08-01-2005, 03:31 PM

"you can lease an exclusive resort, beach front for 4 days/3 nights with over 150 rooms for around 30-50k. "

Maybe you can get a dump for that price, but nothing with 150 rooms or decent.

BradShaw · 08-01-2005, 03:34 PM

Free=idiots.

Sly · 08-01-2005, 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by stevo

Or just find an all inclusive hotel... Hotel room with all you can drink and eat for $150-$200 per person per day...

Thats what Cancun was last year and I'm assuming this year. Was $250-300. With all the food and drink my friend and I went through, it ended up being fairly reasonable. Though some people complain about all inclusive resorts... oh well, can't please everyone. Fuck the haters.

Hollywood Horwitz · 08-01-2005, 03:42 PM

ok,brandon,where do i sign?and when ya gonna give ross@ weed .com..

pornguy · 08-01-2005, 03:45 PM

It's not a bad idea, but I would think that it will get a bit boaring with having the same exact people there time and again. It is more interesting to meet some of the people that can not send x number of sign ups to a program, but have other things going on that I might be able to make cash off of.

baddog · 08-01-2005, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by brand0n

we arent going to be shoveling in the cocaine, or pouring bottles of cristal

Then what is the point?

Basic_man · 08-01-2005, 03:58 PM

That's an awesome idea man ! I really like your idea !

08-01-2005, 03:58 PM

europe then ?

Raja · 08-01-2005, 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by DrinkingLight

Magnus and I are packing our bags as we read this ;)

DH

Does the word free set your board tracker off?

kektex · 08-01-2005, 05:29 PM

I want a tour to Nine Mile and Bob Marley`s House.
I`ve always wanted to go to Jamaica.And to the Reggae Sunsplash.

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brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	would you attend a convention in jamaica if it was 100% free? ok. hear me out. you get 10 big named sponsors on board that all fork over 10k youve got 100k to play with. you can lease an exclusive resort, beach front for 4 days/3 nights with over 150 rooms for around 30-50k. drop another 15-20k into lobsters and booze. drop another 20-30k to provide your webmasters with airfare coupons. so on the top end youve spent 100k, on the low end youve spent 65. if its 65 and youve got 35 left, rent a yacht for the weekend and have it parked and waiting for who ever/when ever/ what ever. or pay wyclef or ziggy marley to do an acustic beach front jam 1 night out of the week. ok. so you didnt make a dime off this convention, but think of the sponsors that would stand in line to be part of that show the following year. and ofcourse the impact on the webmasters. send xxxbucks x amount of sales and you get your ticket. just an idea that was going through my head as im booking fl __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

08-01-2005, 02:16 PM	#7
Sly Let's do some business! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 31,333	I think $10-15k on food and drink is low end. And are you sure about your resort buy-out? That seems pretty low, too. Maybe in off season. And honestly I don't think you need to make it free. "If you build it, they will come." Give people a reason to go and they will. The Cancun show seems to be a pretty good success, people love it, I did last year and will probably go again next year. __________________ Vacares - Web Hosting, Domains, O365, Security & More - Paxum and BTC Accepted Windows VPS now available Great for TSS, Nifty Stats, remote work, virtual assistants, etc. Click here for more details.

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PhotoGreggXXX Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 1,616	DoKK did it for years and years with far less $$ and the only cost to attendees was getting there and hotel, food/drinks. Well, well worth it, and lots of fun. Doubt if you'de find 10 sponsors to cough up that $10k each. I know DoKK had to hustle all year to find 3-4 sponsors to come up with $$ to break even for the show __________________ PornPayouts! Tons of Exclusive new HI Dev Videos... Home of the WeDo Girls! e-mail: [email protected] ICQ - 138-053-157

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BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	jamaica is not a safe place. Not to mention it is a dump and full of HIV. Call me racist, but I am never steeping foot on that island.

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stevo Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Orlando, Florida Posts: 2,051	Or just find an all inclusive hotel... Hotel room with all you can drink and eat for $150-$200 per person per day...

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BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	"you can lease an exclusive resort, beach front for 4 days/3 nights with over 150 rooms for around 30-50k. " Maybe you can get a dump for that price, but nothing with 150 rooms or decent.

08-01-2005, 03:34 PM	#26
BradShaw Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: KB's trailer Posts: 7,840	Free=idiots.

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pornguy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Homeless Posts: 62,911	It's not a bad idea, but I would think that it will get a bit boaring with having the same exact people there time and again. It is more interesting to meet some of the people that can not send x number of sign ups to a program, but have other things going on that I might be able to make cash off of. __________________ PornGuy skype me pornguy_epic AmateurDough The Hottes Shemales online! TChicks.com \| Angeles Cid \| Mariana Cordoba \| MAILERS WELCOME!

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