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brand0n 08-01-2005 02:06 PM

would you attend a convention in jamaica if it was 100% free?
 
ok. hear me out.

you get 10 big named sponsors on board that all fork over 10k

youve got 100k to play with.

you can lease an exclusive resort, beach front for 4 days/3 nights with over 150 rooms for around 30-50k.

drop another 15-20k into lobsters and booze.

drop another 20-30k to provide your webmasters with airfare coupons.

so on the top end youve spent 100k, on the low end youve spent 65.

if its 65 and youve got 35 left, rent a yacht for the weekend and have it parked and waiting for who ever/when ever/ what ever.
or pay wyclef or ziggy marley to do an acustic beach front jam 1 night out of the week.

ok. so you didnt make a dime off this convention, but think of the sponsors that would stand in line to be part of that show the following year.

and ofcourse the impact on the webmasters. send xxxbucks x amount of sales and you get your ticket.

just an idea that was going through my head as im booking fl

Jace 08-01-2005 02:08 PM

no, because I don't eat lobster

brand0n 08-01-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
no, because I don't eat lobster

you could always go fishing. thats what the yacht is for

always 1 in the crowd lol

rickholio 08-01-2005 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JaceXXX
no, because I don't eat lobster

Jamaican lobster is pretty crappy anyways, and the last time I was in Negrill a couple peeps got sick off 'em.

... but I'd attend. :thumbsup I'd be going anyways, why not make it a biz write-off?

brand0n 08-01-2005 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rickholio
Jamaican lobster is pretty crappy anyways, and the last time I was in Negrill a couple peeps got sick off 'em.

... but I'd attend. :thumbsup I'd be going anyways, why not make it a biz write-off?

guys. we can skip the lobster. i was just using it as a point.

for the amount of money sponsors are paying, there webmasters (the people they are trying to impress) could get lobster (or steak.. happy?) as dinner 3 nights out of the week.

Jace 08-01-2005 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
guys. we can skip the lobster.


oh, ok....then yeah, i would attend

Sly 08-01-2005 02:16 PM

I think $10-15k on food and drink is low end. And are you sure about your resort buy-out? That seems pretty low, too. Maybe in off season.

And honestly I don't think you need to make it free. "If you build it, they will come." Give people a reason to go and they will. The Cancun show seems to be a pretty good success, people love it, I did last year and will probably go again next year.

JD 08-01-2005 02:17 PM

i'd sure as shit go!

czarina 08-01-2005 02:18 PM

heck yes! I'd go... and show my titties on the beach too! :)

brand0n 08-01-2005 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly
I think $10-15k on food and drink is low end. And are you sure about your resort buy-out? That seems pretty low, too. Maybe in off season.

And honestly I don't think you need to make it free. "If you build it, they will come." Give people a reason to go and they will. The Cancun show seems to be a pretty good success, people love it, I did last year and will probably go again next year.

alot of resorts there will deal with you and something like that as they dont get that kind of buy out. have to think like them. they are sitting on 100 unbooked rooms at 200 a night, or rent them all for a discount

10-15k on booze n food is a low number, so lets say 11 sponsors go onboard, youve got an extra 10k to play with, so youve now got 25k for food n booze.

why not free? i mean for all the hard work that webmasters put forth into programs, and programs are spending this money on advertising anyways, why not give it back to the people who have helped them earn it over the years?

or we could charge 300 bucks a head, and listen to distain after distained thread on how we are blood sucking vampires out to milk the last penny out of webmasters pocket to fill our own greed lust.

Rinaldo 08-01-2005 02:26 PM

the answer is yes

brand0n 08-01-2005 02:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by czarina
heck yes! I'd go... and show my titties on the beach too! :)

boom
add 1 boob show to the list

BradShaw 08-01-2005 02:37 PM

jamaica is not a safe place. Not to mention it is a dump and full of HIV. Call me racist, but I am never steeping foot on that island.

ThumbLord 08-01-2005 02:38 PM

yes and I am not the only one.

BradShaw 08-01-2005 02:38 PM

And $100k gets you nowhere. Trust me, doing a show, even a small show there are all sorts of expenses you are not considering.

brand0n 08-01-2005 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
And $100k gets you nowhere. Trust me, doing a show, even a small show there are all sorts of expenses you are not considering.

for example?

i mean, anything besides food, booze and entertainment will be all your own dealings.

we arent going to be shoveling in the cocaine, or pouring bottles of cristal

Frank The Tank 08-01-2005 02:51 PM

id like to think if ur going to do that make it somewhere remote - a small remote island with all those stilt houses - make it a free version of island gathering and im there ;)

brand0n 08-01-2005 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by basadmin
id like to think if ur going to do that make it somewhere remote - a small remote island with all those stilt houses - make it a free version of island gathering and im there ;)

jamaica just popped into my head.

anywhere nice could easly replace jamacia

EroticySteve 08-01-2005 02:59 PM

If it's FREE, It's for ME.

blazin 08-01-2005 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradShaw
jamaica is not a safe place. Not to mention it is a dump and full of HIV. Call me racist, but I am never steeping foot on that island.

Not surprised you won't step on the island given your sexual orientation..... (you are gay aren't you... correct me if I'm wrong)

ever heard that song.....

Boom bye bye in a botty boy head!!!


Disgraceful!!! :1orglaugh

GTS Mark 08-01-2005 03:18 PM

Magnus and I are packing our bags as we read this ;)

DH

PhotoGreggXXX 08-01-2005 03:22 PM

DoKK did it for years and years with far less $$ and the only cost to attendees was getting there and hotel, food/drinks. Well, well worth it, and lots of fun.

Doubt if you'de find 10 sponsors to cough up that $10k each. I know DoKK had to hustle all year to find 3-4 sponsors to come up with $$ to break even for the show

siva350 08-01-2005 03:24 PM

hell yeah

stevo 08-01-2005 03:29 PM

Or just find an all inclusive hotel... Hotel room with all you can drink and eat for $150-$200 per person per day...

BradShaw 08-01-2005 03:31 PM

"you can lease an exclusive resort, beach front for 4 days/3 nights with over 150 rooms for around 30-50k. "

Maybe you can get a dump for that price, but nothing with 150 rooms or decent.

BradShaw 08-01-2005 03:34 PM

Free=idiots.

Sly 08-01-2005 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stevo
Or just find an all inclusive hotel... Hotel room with all you can drink and eat for $150-$200 per person per day...

Thats what Cancun was last year and I'm assuming this year. Was $250-300. With all the food and drink my friend and I went through, it ended up being fairly reasonable. Though some people complain about all inclusive resorts... oh well, can't please everyone. Fuck the haters.

Hollywood Horwitz 08-01-2005 03:42 PM

ok,brandon,where do i sign?and when ya gonna give ross@ weed .com..

pornguy 08-01-2005 03:45 PM

It's not a bad idea, but I would think that it will get a bit boaring with having the same exact people there time and again. It is more interesting to meet some of the people that can not send x number of sign ups to a program, but have other things going on that I might be able to make cash off of.

baddog 08-01-2005 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
we arent going to be shoveling in the cocaine, or pouring bottles of cristal


Then what is the point? :1orglaugh

Basic_man 08-01-2005 03:58 PM

That's an awesome idea man ! I really like your idea !

ThumbLord 08-01-2005 03:58 PM

europe then ?

Raja 08-01-2005 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingLight
Magnus and I are packing our bags as we read this ;)

DH


Does the word free set your board tracker off?

kektex 08-01-2005 05:29 PM

I want a tour to Nine Mile and Bob Marley`s House.
I`ve always wanted to go to Jamaica.And to the Reggae Sunsplash.


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