So I pick up my car in valet and....... - GoFuckYourself.com

Mr. Jim · 07-26-2005, 01:07 PM

The fucking asshole ripped a nasty "make two dogs fight" kinda fart......

I was furious!!!!!

I slammed the car back in park and jumped and asked why he just shit in my car....of course the guy seemed to not know what I am talking about....

so I sat there in front of everyone and I said...."Look you do not have to admit it' but you know you just farted in the car and now instead of lauging about it as I drive away with your other fart bandit friends I am calling you on it....I just gave you mioney that I worked for so you could shit in my car????

I could understand if it was a pre pay and I stiffed him but I always take care of people ....

JD · 07-26-2005, 01:08 PM

jahhahahahahhahahahaha h haha hhah aaa

Chris · 07-26-2005, 01:09 PM

you got leather seats aswell dont you ? :/
that shit wont ever come out

JFK · 07-26-2005, 01:09 PM

Pretty nasty man

sperbonzo · 07-26-2005, 01:09 PM

Best thing to do is to send in five undercover police from london and tell them that he's got a bomb.....

Manowar · 07-26-2005, 01:10 PM

owned ;)

baddog · 07-26-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Best thing to do is to send in five undercover police from london and tell them that he's got a bomb.....

Doctor Dre · 07-26-2005, 01:11 PM

You turned the situation arround very quickly ;) congrats

The guy must have got fired just after that lol

Doctor Dre · 07-26-2005, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

Best thing to do is to send in five undercover police from london and tell them that he's got a bomb.....

Cyndalie · 07-26-2005, 01:13 PM

Oh that's way worse than a Florida valet with bad B.O.! Yikes!

MandyBlake · 07-26-2005, 01:22 PM

i wouldn't have bothered. its not that big of a deal in my opinion.

Mr. Jim · 07-26-2005, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MandyBlake

i wouldn't have bothered. its not that big of a deal in my opinion.

It was nasty Mandy like Juan won the bean burrito eatring contest and celebrated by washing it down with Corona and then chased it with a shot of prune juice....

it was one of thise you just knew was going to do damage...uncalled for....but i know everyone has there point where they draw the line....for me it was almost gagging....had to say something

Semi-Retired-Dave · 07-26-2005, 02:08 PM

That is funny, Now!
You should have gave him one of these.

pornguy · 07-26-2005, 02:11 PM

You know how to fix that. Far before you get out of the car next time.

Mr. Jim · 07-26-2005, 03:20 PM

1 in ten webmasters surveyed prefer the smell of a valet fart over not tolerating it....

Interesting stat

Vitasoy · 07-26-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

That is funny, Now!
You should have gave him one of these.

haha... I used to light up my own, when I was a kid.

Spunky · 07-26-2005, 05:47 PM

I guess you didn't give him a tip then

GammaCash_Dom · 07-26-2005, 05:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimholio

It was nasty Mandy like Juan won the bean burrito eatring contest and celebrated by washing it down with Corona and then chased it with a shot of prune juice....

it was one of thise you just knew was going to do damage...uncalled for....but i know everyone has there point where they draw the line....for me it was almost gagging....had to say something

that's a fucking nice explanation

Babagirls · 07-26-2005, 05:54 PM

anyone else laugh when they read "fart bandit friends" LOL

Abyss_Vee · 07-26-2005, 05:55 PM

Ice · 07-26-2005, 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimholio

It was nasty Mandy like Juan won the bean burrito eatring contest and celebrated by washing it down with Corona and then chased it with a shot of prune juice....

it was one of thise you just knew was going to do damage...uncalled for....but i know everyone has there point where they draw the line....for me it was almost gagging....had to say something

OMG I can't stop laughing

Morgan · 07-26-2005, 07:25 PM

were you alone???

sounds to me like your date may have been the culpret.

Basic_man · 07-26-2005, 07:27 PM

Pretty funny story (to read). I hope you didn't left him a penny..

reed_4 · 07-26-2005, 08:45 PM

Thanks for the laugh man. that really was a funny shit experience you had.

newbreed · 07-26-2005, 08:46 PM

Fart Bandit??? AHAHAHAHAAAAAA

tungsten · 07-26-2005, 08:49 PM

seriously just admit it man, you got owned

UniversalPass Pete · 07-26-2005, 10:01 PM

Nasty! I would be pissed!

PixeLs · 07-26-2005, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

That is funny, Now!
You should have gave him one of these.

Damn, worse than that July 4 asshole who lit up fire crackers on his ass.

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Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	So I pick up my car in valet and....... The fucking asshole ripped a nasty "make two dogs fight" kinda fart...... I was furious!!!!! I slammed the car back in park and jumped and asked why he just shit in my car....of course the guy seemed to not know what I am talking about.... so I sat there in front of everyone and I said...."Look you do not have to admit it' but you know you just farted in the car and now instead of lauging about it as I drive away with your other fart bandit friends I am calling you on it....I just gave you mioney that I worked for so you could shit in my car???? I could understand if it was a pre pay and I stiffed him but I always take care of people .... Last edited by Mr. Jim; 07-26-2005 at 01:10 PM..

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