So I pick up my car in valet and.......
 

The fucking asshole ripped a nasty "make two dogs fight" kinda fart......

I was furious!!!!!

I slammed the car back in park and jumped and asked why he just shit in my car....of course the guy seemed to not know what I am talking about....

so I sat there in front of everyone and I said...."Look you do not have to admit it' but you know you just farted in the car and now instead of lauging about it as I drive away with your other fart bandit friends I am calling you on it....I just gave you mioney that I worked for so you could shit in my car????

I could understand if it was a pre pay and I stiffed him but I always take care of people ....

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you got leather seats aswell dont you ? :/
that shit wont ever come out

Pretty nasty man :fart :fart

Best thing to do is to send in five undercover police from london and tell them that he's got a bomb.....

owned ;)

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You turned the situation arround very quickly ;) congrats

The guy must have got fired just after that lol

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Oh that's way worse than a Florida valet with bad B.O.! Yikes!

i wouldn't have bothered. its not that big of a deal in my opinion.

It was nasty Mandy like Juan won the bean burrito eatring contest and celebrated by washing it down with Corona and then chased it with a shot of prune juice....

it was one of thise you just knew was going to do damage...uncalled for....but i know everyone has there point where they draw the line....for me it was almost gagging....had to say something

That is funny, Now!
You should have gave him one of these.

http://media.jokesnstuff.us/images/m...ing%20fire.jpg

You know how to fix that. Far before you get out of the car next time.

1 in ten webmasters surveyed prefer the smell of a valet fart over not tolerating it....


Interesting stat

haha... I used to light up my own, when I was a kid.

I guess you didn't give him a tip then :1orglaugh

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that's a fucking nice explanation :winkwink:

anyone else laugh when they read "fart bandit friends" LOL

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OMG I can't stop laughing :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

were you alone???

sounds to me like your date may have been the culpret.

Pretty funny story (to read). I hope you didn't left him a penny..

Thanks for the laugh man. that really was a funny shit experience you had.

Fart Bandit??? AHAHAHAHAAAAAA

seriously just admit it man, you got owned :1orglaugh

Nasty! I would be pissed! :pimp

Damn, worse than that July 4 asshole who lit up fire crackers on his ass.