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Old 07-26-2005, 12:16 PM   #1
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One thing I've learned over the years: most women love to suck cock.

And here are the consequences of that:

1) If your woman doesn't love it, dump her immediately. There is something wrong with her, and her blowjob-positive peers far outnumber her.

2) Don't ask for blowjobs as a favor; give out the opportunity to suck your cock as a treat.
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Old 07-26-2005, 12:18 PM   #2
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One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm
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Old 07-26-2005, 12:18 PM   #3
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a lot of women feel degraded sucking cock, but like you said a pretty large majority of the women do love slobbin the knob
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Old 07-26-2005, 12:19 PM   #4
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Old 07-26-2005, 12:23 PM   #6
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It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.
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Old 07-26-2005, 12:24 PM   #7
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i've never been with a girl who wouldn't do it

the thing is most of them will do it but how many of them actually enjoy it hehe
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the thing is most of them will do it but how many of them actually enjoy it hehe
at least seven as far as I know
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Old 07-26-2005, 12:36 PM   #10
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It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

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Sure she loves to suck cock at first...then you get married....

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Old 07-26-2005, 01:34 PM   #12
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It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.
That is a different spin on the "carrot and the stick".
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Old 07-26-2005, 02:20 PM   #13
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I've only been with one woman who didn't like it.

A far worse problem is how many women do it, but are bad bad bad fucking TERRIBLE at it.

There's some women out there sucking who really have no business being anywhere near a man's genital area until they retake Blowjob 101 and get about a year of remedial training.
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Old 07-26-2005, 02:57 PM   #14
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A bad blowjob is like bad pizza.....really no such thing. You have different degrees of greatness but if I'm cumming in a broads mouth at the end, I just can't bring myself to say it was bad.
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:22 PM   #15
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:23 PM   #16
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its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore
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I don't think its fair to say a girl is a whore if she sucks great cock....
I think its far more likely to say she likes sucking cock.

I can say that I love sucking cock, but the number of men that I have been with are very low.
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:34 PM   #18
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Old 07-26-2005, 06:39 PM   #19
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A bad blowjob is like bad pizza.....really no such thing. You have different degrees of greatness but if I'm cumming in a broads mouth at the end, I just can't bring myself to say it was bad.
There's been women who are so terrible that I've had to turn them over and finish up in other ways. They exist, sadly, and there has to be some some resource available to teach proper oral technique to save themselves and thier partners countless sessions of pain and/or embarassment.

There are matters of degree, of course. I would qualify as 'bad' as anything where it'd have felt better if I'd wandered off and took care of it myself, but that's only my scale.
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Old 07-26-2005, 09:51 PM   #21
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Just don't push to hard on her just to give you a nice blow job. Let her do her thing and she will definitely love it.
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Old 07-26-2005, 09:56 PM   #22
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One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm
hmm, better stop buying it for parties if the girls dont like it. i usually bought it just for them..
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no i don't.

your mom does it for free.
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Old 07-27-2005, 12:46 AM   #25
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Old 06-02-2006, 01:59 PM   #26
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And here are the consequences of that:

1) If your woman doesn't love it, dump her immediately. There is something wrong with her, and her blowjob-positive peers far outnumber her.

2) Don't ask for blowjobs as a favor; give out the opportunity to suck your cock as a treat.
thanks for the advice

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someones been listening to Blood For Blood...
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It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

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if she sucks great cock she's a whore
Isn't that funny.... Men will say, "we want a girl who likes to suck it, likes to swallow, and will give it up whenever we want...but if she does, she's a whore!" How the poop does that make any sence? You either want it and like the girls who do it for ya the way ya need...or ya think the chicks who do are skanks....you can't have it both ways.

Just for the record, just like Sin said, I love to suck cock (if I do say so myself, I'm very good at it) but the only man who gets it from me is the same guy I'v been with for 4 years now...not even married yet...so your theory doesn't apply to all ladies out there, just so ya know.

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Then there is that whole Catholic / Bill Clinton thing. BJs really don't count. Plus it shuts him up or gets rid of him for the evening. Hard to get pregnant with a BJ.
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Oh and next time you're calling me, baddog or Paul M grandpa, just remember in all those years, we've had more than a few BJs and fucks. Some of ya got a way to go to catch up.

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Now that's not true! Maybe they had a great teacher like I did!
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