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DarkJedi 07-26-2005 12:16 PM

One thing I've learned over the years: most women love to suck cock.
 
And here are the consequences of that:

1) If your woman doesn't love it, dump her immediately. There is something wrong with her, and her blowjob-positive peers far outnumber her.

2) Don't ask for blowjobs as a favor; give out the opportunity to suck your cock as a treat.

Braincash Fred 07-26-2005 12:18 PM

One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm :)

jacked 07-26-2005 12:18 PM

a lot of women feel degraded sucking cock, but like you said a pretty large majority of the women do love slobbin the knob

ruler1 07-26-2005 12:19 PM

:thumbsup

xclusive 07-26-2005 12:22 PM

i've never been with a girl who wouldn't do it

DarkJedi 07-26-2005 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruler1
:thumbsup

It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

jacked 07-26-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
i've never been with a girl who wouldn't do it


the thing is most of them will do it but how many of them actually enjoy it hehe :thumbsup

iggysick 07-26-2005 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jacked
the thing is most of them will do it but how many of them actually enjoy it hehe :thumbsup

at least seven as far as I know :thumbsup

Fizzgig 07-26-2005 12:35 PM

Sshhhh, it's supposed to be a secret!

Theo 07-26-2005 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Cyndalie 07-26-2005 12:36 PM

Sure she loves to suck cock at first...then you get married....

SUCKERS!

LOL J/K :)

JJ Gold 07-26-2005 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

That is a different spin on the "carrot and the stick". :1orglaugh

rickholio 07-26-2005 02:20 PM

I've only been with one woman who didn't like it.

A far worse problem is how many women do it, but are bad bad bad fucking TERRIBLE at it. :mad:

There's some women out there sucking who really have no business being anywhere near a man's genital area until they retake Blowjob 101 and get about a year of remedial training. :2 cents:

Clicky_Bucks 07-26-2005 02:57 PM

A bad blowjob is like bad pizza.....really no such thing. You have different degrees of greatness but if I'm cumming in a broads mouth at the end, I just can't bring myself to say it was bad.

Vitasoy 07-26-2005 06:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash Fred
One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm :)

And girls who do, are keepers :thumbsup

nofx 07-26-2005 06:23 PM

its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

Sin 07-26-2005 06:32 PM

I don't think its fair to say a girl is a whore if she sucks great cock....
I think its far more likely to say she likes sucking cock.

I can say that I love sucking cock, but the number of men that I have been with are very low.

tungsten 07-26-2005 06:34 PM

i agree with your notion

rickholio 07-26-2005 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clicky_Bucks
A bad blowjob is like bad pizza.....really no such thing. You have different degrees of greatness but if I'm cumming in a broads mouth at the end, I just can't bring myself to say it was bad.

There's been women who are so terrible that I've had to turn them over and finish up in other ways. They exist, sadly, and there has to be some some resource available to teach proper oral technique to save themselves and thier partners countless sessions of pain and/or embarassment.

There are matters of degree, of course. I would qualify as 'bad' as anything where it'd have felt better if I'd wandered off and took care of it myself, but that's only my scale.

Spunky 07-26-2005 06:40 PM

Too bad you have to pay the women to suck your noodle

reed_4 07-26-2005 09:51 PM

Just don't push to hard on her just to give you a nice blow job. Let her do her thing and she will definitely love it.

wedouglas 07-26-2005 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Braincash Fred
One thing I've learned over the years: most women hate to drink sperm :)

hmm, better stop buying it for parties if the girls dont like it. i usually bought it just for them..

PixeLs 07-27-2005 12:09 AM

I once encountered a girl who never do blowjobs without swallowing all my loads.

DarkJedi 07-27-2005 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky
Too bad you have to pay the women to suck your noodle

no i don't.

your mom does it for free.

je_rome 07-27-2005 12:46 AM

for me girls that swallow are good girls. ;) they are keepers indeed. ;)

polish_aristocrat 06-02-2006 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
And here are the consequences of that:

1) If your woman doesn't love it, dump her immediately. There is something wrong with her, and her blowjob-positive peers far outnumber her.

2) Don't ask for blowjobs as a favor; give out the opportunity to suck your cock as a treat.

thanks for the advice

.

Evil Doer 06-02-2006 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
thanks for the advice

.


you waited a year to say this? :321GFY

2HousePlague 06-02-2006 02:06 PM

You either love it or hate it.
2hp

bastardsquad 06-02-2006 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

someones been listening to Blood For Blood...

gimo33 06-02-2006 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
It's amusing, but it's not a joke. "C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

Works all the time.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

loverboy 06-02-2006 02:42 PM

i feel very lucky lol

:smokin

WD Brian 06-02-2006 03:10 PM

a big :thumbsup to women who love to suck cock

Brad Mitchell 06-02-2006 03:21 PM

I'm a lucky guy.

Brad

SweetJeanette 06-02-2006 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

Isn't that funny.... Men will say, "we want a girl who likes to suck it, likes to swallow, and will give it up whenever we want...but if she does, she's a whore!" How the poop does that make any sence? You either want it and like the girls who do it for ya the way ya need...or ya think the chicks who do are skanks....you can't have it both ways.

Just for the record, just like Sin said, I love to suck cock (if I do say so myself, I'm very good at it) but the only man who gets it from me is the same guy I'v been with for 4 years now...not even married yet...so your theory doesn't apply to all ladies out there, just so ya know. :thumbsup

Tim 06-02-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi
"C'mon, honey - do the dishes and I'll let you play with Mister Microphone."

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Martin 06-02-2006 03:37 PM

I agree.. Girls do.. I think it's because they like being in controll of you..

pussyluver 06-02-2006 03:41 PM

Next time you meet a girl and kiss her for the first time, remember where that mouth has been. She might be thinking the same thing about your cock. So don't say to much about anal sex until you know her. :winkwink:

Words to live by
by pussyluver

giftedtwisted 06-02-2006 03:43 PM

the real keepers are the ones who play with it before they swallow and giggle about it.

pussyluver 06-02-2006 03:43 PM

Then there is that whole Catholic / Bill Clinton thing. BJs really don't count. Plus it shuts him up or gets rid of him for the evening. Hard to get pregnant with a BJ.

pussyluver 06-02-2006 03:47 PM

Oh and next time you're calling me, baddog or Paul M grandpa, just remember in all those years, we've had more than a few BJs and fucks. Some of ya got a way to go to catch up.

While you're at it, try to envision your grandma blowing your grandpa!

RhiannonAPM 06-02-2006 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

Now that's not true! Maybe they had a great teacher like I did!

madawgz 06-02-2006 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
its a great way to know the girl better

if she sucks great cock she's a whore

good point :1orglaugh

SgtStrider 06-02-2006 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Sure she loves to suck cock at first...then you get married....

SUCKERS!

LOL J/K :)

Trust me on this issue, I dont have to worry about that :1orglaugh

Pornwolf 06-02-2006 05:41 PM

I haven't met a woman yet that doesn't take pride in their cocksucking abilities, no matter if they are good or not.

McCord 06-03-2006 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyndalie
Sure she loves to suck cock at first...then you get married....

SUCKERS!

LOL J/K :)


For real!!! DAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!

polish_aristocrat 12-14-2006 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Doer (Post 10052252)
you waited a year to say this? :321GFY

yes, have a problem with it?

Scott McD 12-14-2006 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkJedi (Post 7856648)
2) Don't ask for blowjobs as a favor; give out the opportunity to suck your cock as a treat.

*takes notes*


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