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BradM · 07-25-2005, 10:38 AM

Do not drink 2 liters of cranberry juice in under a day. I guarantee you your colon will hate you for life.

Ice · 07-25-2005, 10:38 AM

are you posting this from the bathroom?

Pete-KT · 07-25-2005, 10:40 AM

are you using your laptop and wifi

BradM · 07-25-2005, 10:40 AM

Nearly. I took a break because my ass is bleeding from all the wiping.

wedouglas · 07-25-2005, 10:41 AM

oh, because you ruined harry potter for everyone who might wanna read it. i will personally try to ruin every movie that i see, just for you. and i see most movies

onthedl · 07-25-2005, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Do not drink 2 liters of cranberry juice in under a day. I guarantee you your colon will hate you for life.

What made you do this? Are you trying to lose weight?

BradM · 07-25-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

oh, because you ruined harry potter for everyone who might wanna read it. i will personally try to ruin every movie that i see, just for you. and i see most movies

Sorry I have never seen or read harry potter. Don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

BradM · 07-25-2005, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by onthedl

What made you do this? Are you trying to lose weight?

I ran out of bottled water.

wedouglas · 07-25-2005, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by BradM

Sorry I have never seen or read harry potter. Don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

didnt you post a thread with the ending? i think you did

hottoddy · 07-25-2005, 10:46 AM

Real cranberry juice is virtually unpalatable. Are we talking the real deal from health food stores or the mostly sugared Oceanspray stuff?

DateDoc · 07-25-2005, 10:47 AM

lol, next time get your lazy ass up and to the store to buy some more water.

MetaMan · 07-25-2005, 10:48 AM

DO NOT serve chili when you are having a buttplug marathon.

LittleSassy · 07-25-2005, 11:01 AM

BradM · 07-25-2005, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

didnt you post a thread with the ending? i think you did

Again you prove you can't read. I have never read a book how the fuck would I know how it ends? You can apologize here, no need to icq me.

Sawblade2dahead · 07-25-2005, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Busterporn
lol, next time get your lazy ass up and to the store to buy some more water.

Brita makes a hell of a water filtration system, it will save you quite a bit than buying bottled water

Fetish Gimp · 07-25-2005, 11:24 AM

I once drank two liters of real apple juice (the kind that's brown). Little did I know that it had just gone past its date. I experienced what can only be described as an explosion of shit. It was glorious.

Manowar · 07-25-2005, 11:25 AM

what about prune juice?

Rich · 07-25-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by wedouglas

oh, because you ruined harry potter for everyone who might wanna read it. i will personally try to ruin every movie that i see, just for you. and i see most movies

That's the big surprise ending? Harry Potter drinks 2 litres of cranberry juice and spends all day on the can?

Elli · 07-25-2005, 11:30 AM

If you dilute real cranberry juice with water or club soda, it can be yummy. And it's awesome for your health, too. Keeps your urinary tract all functioning well (TMI, I know).

Cherry juice is even better for you. The antioxidants counter all the purines from the ground beef you eat.

llporter · 07-25-2005, 11:32 AM

I thought two liters aday was the way all the girls gotta ready for the anal scenes.

Linkster · 07-25-2005, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Elli

If you dilute real cranberry juice with water or club soda, it can be yummy. And it's awesome for your health, too. .

Diluting it with Vodka works good too

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