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Do not drink 2 liters of cranberry juice in under a day. I guarantee you your colon will hate you for life.

are you posting this from the bathroom? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

are you using your laptop and wifi :)

Nearly. I took a break because my ass is bleeding from all the wiping.

oh, because you ruined harry potter for everyone who might wanna read it. i will personally try to ruin every movie that i see, just for you. and i see most movies

What made you do this? Are you trying to lose weight?

Sorry I have never seen or read harry potter. Don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

I ran out of bottled water.

didnt you post a thread with the ending? i think you did

Real cranberry juice is virtually unpalatable. Are we talking the real deal from health food stores or the mostly sugared Oceanspray stuff?

lol, next time get your lazy ass up and to the store to buy some more water.

DO NOT serve chili when you are having a buttplug marathon.

:1orglaugh

Again you prove you can't read. I have never read a book how the fuck would I know how it ends? You can apologize here, no need to icq me.

Brita makes a hell of a water filtration system, it will save you quite a bit than buying bottled water :thumbsup

I once drank two liters of real apple juice (the kind that's brown). Little did I know that it had just gone past its date. I experienced what can only be described as an explosion of shit. It was glorious.

what about prune juice?

That's the big surprise ending? Harry Potter drinks 2 litres of cranberry juice and spends all day on the can?

If you dilute real cranberry juice with water or club soda, it can be yummy. And it's awesome for your health, too. Keeps your urinary tract all functioning well (TMI, I know).

Cherry juice is even better for you. The antioxidants counter all the purines from the ground beef you eat.

I thought two liters aday was the way all the girls gotta ready for the anal scenes.

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Diluting it with Vodka works good too :)