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Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 11:09 AM

OMG, what a trip last night! My little guy had a friend spend the night, which was totally fine, they had a blast. However, once it became bedtime and his friend feel asleep, it was a different story. They were sleeping in seperate rooms and his friend *had* clothes on when he went to bed. (Had being the key word here). Well, suddenly, this kid comes running into my son's room (butt naked), jumps onto his bed and lays on his tummy. My little guy screams and runs to get me (it scared the shit out of him). So, I go into the room, and the child is masturbating in his sleep in my son's bed!!!!!!!! I was so shocked... I was speechless!! I ended up shutting the door and had my son sleep in the guest room. This kid is 11... I am assuming it's pretty normal for that age... but what the hell?? LOL

thaifan99 · 07-24-2005, 11:12 AM

Did you/will you say anything to his folks?

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 11:12 AM

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Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by thaifan99

Did you/will you say anything to his folks?

No I didn't... I debated on it, but wasn't sure what to say. The kid was sleeping, so he didn't remember anything.

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 11:14 AM

In all reality it appears he has some sleeping disorder. Think yourself lucky you didnt wake up with an 11 year old shaging you in his sleep.

Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

In all reality it appears he has some sleeping disorder. Think yourself lucky you didnt wake up with an 11 year old shaging you in his sleep.

OMG, I didn't even think about that!!

Tango · 07-24-2005, 11:16 AM

show the kid's mom a link to this GFY thread - that will soften the approach

Warren · 07-24-2005, 11:20 AM

Strange kid "the part where he goes to you're sons room" the rest is ok, except he got caught

WhiteCash · 07-24-2005, 11:20 AM

does his parents know what you do for a liveing?
Its no wonder he was masterbateing

pawsregd · 07-24-2005, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

This kid is 11... I am assuming it's pretty normal for that age... but what the hell?? LOL

That doesn't sound too normal to me

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 11:23 AM

If I stay at your house, run into your bedroom, shag you then pretend I was asleep the whole time whould you forgive me?

Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

Strange kid "the part where he goes to you're sons room" the rest is ok, except he got caught

That's what freaked me out too!! Why couldn't he just stay in his room and do that?

thaifan99 · 07-24-2005, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

No I didn't... I debated on it, but wasn't sure what to say. The kid was sleeping, so he didn't remember anything.

Its a difficult one........... if he did that and there were young girls around........... might get very complicated. what do you say?

Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by pawsregd

That doesn't sound too normal to me

This is true... my son is 11 as well and has never done anything like that.

Basher · 07-24-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

If I stay at your house, run into your bedroom, shag you then pretend I was asleep the whole time whould you forgive me?

LOL

xNetworx · 07-24-2005, 11:27 AM

When I was in high school I was staying at a friend's house and another kid staying there sleepwalked into his Mom's room and proceeded to pee all over her bed. She woke up and said 'What are you doing in here?' and he replied, "A very bad thing"

Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Relish XXX

If I stay at your house, run into your bedroom, shag you then pretend I was asleep the whole time whould you forgive me?

HAHA - Depends if you make me cum or not.

SleazyDream · 07-24-2005, 11:28 AM

wow - i wouldn't even know what to do in that situation.

did you tell the kids parents?

Sosa · 07-24-2005, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

When I was in high school I was staying at a friend's house and another kid staying there sleepwalked into his Mom's room and proceeded to pee all over her bed. She woke up and said 'What are you doing in here?' and he replied, "A very bad thing"

lol, now that is funny.

RedShoe · 07-24-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

wow - i wouldn't even know what to do in that situation.

did you tell the kids parents?

wow - did you even read the thread?

Warren · 07-24-2005, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

wow - i wouldn't even know what to do in that situation.

did you tell the kids parents?

I can only imagine that convo, oh by the way you're sons a wanker lol

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

HAHA - Depends if you make me cum or not.

Trust me I wouldnt just do it once....I would make you cum and that is a money back guarantee, although surprisingly I wont be charging you!

gangbangjoe · 07-24-2005, 11:33 AM

if my friends mum was hot like you....

you no the rest

Relish XXX · 07-24-2005, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

I can only imagine that convo, oh by the way you're sons a wanker lol

I nearly puked laughing after reading that.

MikeVega · 07-24-2005, 11:34 AM

that's weird ... my son is 7 and is Friend that is 9 sleeps over sometimes ... he my buddies son .. and at home he sleeps with nothing on .. but at my house he wears shorts .... i don't know what I'd do if that happen ... at least your son ran .. I'd be worried if he stuck around ...

wtfent · 07-24-2005, 11:36 AM

When I was 12 I had a friend that had a very Hot Mom with big tits. I think she was like 31 at the time. She was the talk of the school with the 4th grade boys. I remember spending the night there a couple times and getting strange sexual feelings. We would get so excited to spend the night there. We used to sit under the door and try to peak under while she was taking a shower.

I think adults tend to forget just how early kids start getting curious about this stuff.

Funky Bastard · 07-24-2005, 11:36 AM

Thats what kids do I was like that when I was 11 jacking off all over the place pissing any where I felt like I would keep that kid away before you know it your son and the other kid will start circle jerkin it then he might end up gay.

thaifan99 · 07-24-2005, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

This is true... my son is 11 as well and has never done anything like that.

What if your son tells his friends at school...??

KRL · 07-24-2005, 11:38 AM

Sleepwalking is a real thing and very scary. My younger brother used to sleepwalk out of the house and I remember one time we were overnight at my grandmothers house and he started to sleepwalk. He walked to the dresser and started to pee, I guess thinking in his sleep he was in the bathroom.

Warren · 07-24-2005, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

That's what freaked me out too!! Why couldn't he just stay in his room and do that?

Thats the scary part.

Dalai lama · 07-24-2005, 11:43 AM

You should be shocked

Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by warren

I can only imagine that convo, oh by the way you're sons a wanker lol

LOL - Yeah, I was freaking out all morning about that. Then I just chickened out! Haha

Furious_Female · 07-24-2005, 11:53 AM

Wow

I wouldn't know what to do either. That is strange! I think like it was mentioned, the kid has a sleeping disorder. Obviously if he was that strange while awake, your son wouldn't want to know him. That's disturbing

The kid would probably be humiliated if he didn't know what he did

wedouglas · 07-24-2005, 11:56 AM

thats bizzare. i dont think thats very normal. i didnt start unconsiously walking around my house naked and masturbating until i was about 19.

Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by wtfent

When I was 12 I had a friend that had a very Hot Mom with big tits. I think she was like 31 at the time. She was the talk of the school with the 4th grade boys. I remember spending the night there a couple times and getting strange sexual feelings. We would get so excited to spend the night there. We used to sit under the door and try to peak under while she was taking a shower.

I think adults tend to forget just how early kids start getting curious about this stuff.

OMG, why did you just tell me that? Now I am even more freaked out!! lol

Basic_man · 07-24-2005, 12:00 PM

Pretty fucked up story.. !

Code_Havoc · 07-24-2005, 12:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

OMG, why did you just tell me that? Now I am even more freaked out!! lol

That's what happens when you're a hot mom. Now if you were a fat ugly mom you wouldn't have anything to worry about here.

LiveDose · 07-24-2005, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille

OMG, what a trip last night! My little guy had a friend spend the night, which was totally fine, they had a blast. However, once it became bedtime and his friend feel asleep, it was a different story. They were sleeping in seperate rooms and his friend *had* clothes on when he went to bed. (Had being the key word here). Well, suddenly, this kid comes running into my son's room (butt naked), jumps onto his bed and lays on his tummy. My little guy screams and runs to get me (it scared the shit out of him). So, I go into the room, and the child is masturbating in his sleep in my son's bed!!!!!!!! I was so shocked... I was speechless!! I ended up shutting the door and had my son sleep in the guest room. This kid is 11... I am assuming it's pretty normal for that age... but what the hell?? LOL

Normal??? Errrr. On what planet? That's fuckin' weird.

MandyBlake · 07-24-2005, 12:31 PM

oh my god!
that would be sooo weird.

Sheri Santiago · 07-24-2005, 12:34 PM

I think you need to start walking around the house with baggy sweaters and sweatpants on. ;-)

boner 2.0 · 07-24-2005, 12:36 PM

Tabasco should fix that problem

lagwagon · 07-24-2005, 12:38 PM

HAH I am pretty glad I dont have kids at the moment. That would freak me out for sure.

Vanilla DeVille · 07-24-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by LiveDose

Normal??? Errrr. On what planet? That's fuckin' weird.

Ok, ok... it wasn't normal at all. To be honest, it had to be one of the most oddest moments of my life.

bryany · 07-24-2005, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by KRL

Sleepwalking is a real thing and very scary. My younger brother used to sleepwalk out of the house and I remember one time we were overnight at my grandmothers house and he started to sleepwalk. He walked to the dresser and started to pee, I guess thinking in his sleep he was in the bathroom.

I remember when I was like 10, I was half asleep and I remember pissing in the trash can

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-24-2005, 01:17 PM

I'm not familiar with sleepwalking, but you indicated that the kid came "running (naked)", "jumped" into bed with your kid and then starts whacking off. If he is in a sleep state, in not familiar surroundings, that seems a bit odd.

I'm guessing he won't be doing any overnight stays with your son again anytime soon. Also, I would ask a professional about what to do with regards to bringing it up to the other kid's family.

Lucky for the kid he was at your house and not Neverland Ranch.

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warlock5 · 07-24-2005, 03:24 PM

When I was kid I sleepwalked and pissed in a trashcan.. once, can't say I've had any problems of that kind since

Babagirls · 07-24-2005, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mvega325

... at least your son ran .. I'd be worried if he stuck around..

always look at the positive side of things LOL

tristan_D · 07-24-2005, 05:16 PM

I think 11 is a coming of age for boys.

Digibucks · 07-24-2005, 05:34 PM

that's too shocking for me

PixeLs · 07-24-2005, 05:41 PM

LOL. That was one funny experience girl!

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