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Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 11:09 AM

Nothing really shocks me... BUT...
 
OMG, what a trip last night! My little guy had a friend spend the night, which was totally fine, they had a blast. However, once it became bedtime and his friend feel asleep, it was a different story. They were sleeping in seperate rooms and his friend *had* clothes on when he went to bed. (Had being the key word here). Well, suddenly, this kid comes running into my son's room (butt naked), jumps onto his bed and lays on his tummy. My little guy screams and runs to get me (it scared the shit out of him). So, I go into the room, and the child is masturbating in his sleep in my son's bed!!!!!!!! I was so shocked... I was speechless!! I ended up shutting the door and had my son sleep in the guest room. This kid is 11... I am assuming it's pretty normal for that age... but what the hell?? LOL

thaifan99 07-24-2005 11:12 AM

Did you/will you say anything to his folks?

Relish XXX 07-24-2005 11:12 AM

Look at it this way. You have a future member in 7 years.

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thaifan99
Did you/will you say anything to his folks?

No I didn't... I debated on it, but wasn't sure what to say. The kid was sleeping, so he didn't remember anything.

Relish XXX 07-24-2005 11:14 AM

In all reality it appears he has some sleeping disorder. Think yourself lucky you didnt wake up with an 11 year old shaging you in his sleep.

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
In all reality it appears he has some sleeping disorder. Think yourself lucky you didnt wake up with an 11 year old shaging you in his sleep.


OMG, I didn't even think about that!!

Tango 07-24-2005 11:16 AM

show the kid's mom a link to this GFY thread - that will soften the approach :thumbsup

Warren 07-24-2005 11:20 AM

Strange kid "the part where he goes to you're sons room" the rest is ok, except he got caught :1orglaugh

WhiteCash 07-24-2005 11:20 AM

does his parents know what you do for a liveing?
Its no wonder he was masterbateing

pawsregd 07-24-2005 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
This kid is 11... I am assuming it's pretty normal for that age... but what the hell?? LOL

That doesn't sound too normal to me

Relish XXX 07-24-2005 11:23 AM

If I stay at your house, run into your bedroom, shag you then pretend I was asleep the whole time whould you forgive me?

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 11:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warren
Strange kid "the part where he goes to you're sons room" the rest is ok, except he got caught :1orglaugh

That's what freaked me out too!! Why couldn't he just stay in his room and do that?

thaifan99 07-24-2005 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
No I didn't... I debated on it, but wasn't sure what to say. The kid was sleeping, so he didn't remember anything.

Its a difficult one........... if he did that and there were young girls around........... might get very complicated. what do you say?

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pawsregd
That doesn't sound too normal to me

This is true... my son is 11 as well and has never done anything like that.

Basher 07-24-2005 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
If I stay at your house, run into your bedroom, shag you then pretend I was asleep the whole time whould you forgive me?

LOL :1orglaugh

xNetworx 07-24-2005 11:27 AM

When I was in high school I was staying at a friend's house and another kid staying there sleepwalked into his Mom's room and proceeded to pee all over her bed. She woke up and said 'What are you doing in here?' and he replied, "A very bad thing" :1orglaugh

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
If I stay at your house, run into your bedroom, shag you then pretend I was asleep the whole time whould you forgive me?


HAHA - Depends if you make me cum or not. :1orglaugh

SleazyDream 07-24-2005 11:28 AM

wow - i wouldn't even know what to do in that situation.

did you tell the kids parents?

Sosa 07-24-2005 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn
When I was in high school I was staying at a friend's house and another kid staying there sleepwalked into his Mom's room and proceeded to pee all over her bed. She woke up and said 'What are you doing in here?' and he replied, "A very bad thing" :1orglaugh


lol, now that is funny.

RedShoe 07-24-2005 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream
wow - i wouldn't even know what to do in that situation.

did you tell the kids parents?


wow - did you even read the thread?

Warren 07-24-2005 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream
wow - i wouldn't even know what to do in that situation.

did you tell the kids parents?

I can only imagine that convo, oh by the way you're sons a wanker lol

Relish XXX 07-24-2005 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
HAHA - Depends if you make me cum or not. :1orglaugh

Trust me I wouldnt just do it once....I would make you cum and that is a money back guarantee, although surprisingly I wont be charging you!

gangbangjoe 07-24-2005 11:33 AM

if my friends mum was hot like you....


you no the rest :)

Relish XXX 07-24-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warren
I can only imagine that convo, oh by the way you're sons a wanker lol

I nearly puked laughing after reading that.

MikeVega 07-24-2005 11:34 AM

that's weird ... my son is 7 and is Friend that is 9 sleeps over sometimes ... he my buddies son .. and at home he sleeps with nothing on .. but at my house he wears shorts .... i don't know what I'd do if that happen ... at least your son ran .. I'd be worried if he stuck around ... :Oh crap

wtfent 07-24-2005 11:36 AM

When I was 12 I had a friend that had a very Hot Mom with big tits. I think she was like 31 at the time. She was the talk of the school with the 4th grade boys. I remember spending the night there a couple times and getting strange sexual feelings. We would get so excited to spend the night there. We used to sit under the door and try to peak under while she was taking a shower. :1orglaugh I think adults tend to forget just how early kids start getting curious about this stuff.

Funky Bastard 07-24-2005 11:36 AM

Thats what kids do I was like that when I was 11 jacking off all over the place pissing any where I felt like I would keep that kid away before you know it your son and the other kid will start circle jerkin it then he might end up gay. :2 cents:

thaifan99 07-24-2005 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
This is true... my son is 11 as well and has never done anything like that.

What if your son tells his friends at school...??

KRL 07-24-2005 11:38 AM

Sleepwalking is a real thing and very scary. My younger brother used to sleepwalk out of the house and I remember one time we were overnight at my grandmothers house and he started to sleepwalk. He walked to the dresser and started to pee, I guess thinking in his sleep he was in the bathroom.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Warren 07-24-2005 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
That's what freaked me out too!! Why couldn't he just stay in his room and do that?


Thats the scary part.

Dalai lama 07-24-2005 11:43 AM

You should be shocked

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by warren
I can only imagine that convo, oh by the way you're sons a wanker lol

LOL - Yeah, I was freaking out all morning about that. Then I just chickened out! Haha

Furious_Female 07-24-2005 11:53 AM

Wow :eek7 I wouldn't know what to do either. That is strange! I think like it was mentioned, the kid has a sleeping disorder. Obviously if he was that strange while awake, your son wouldn't want to know him. That's disturbing :uhoh The kid would probably be humiliated if he didn't know what he did :Oh crap

wedouglas 07-24-2005 11:56 AM

thats bizzare. i dont think thats very normal. i didnt start unconsiously walking around my house naked and masturbating until i was about 19.

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtfent
When I was 12 I had a friend that had a very Hot Mom with big tits. I think she was like 31 at the time. She was the talk of the school with the 4th grade boys. I remember spending the night there a couple times and getting strange sexual feelings. We would get so excited to spend the night there. We used to sit under the door and try to peak under while she was taking a shower. :1orglaugh I think adults tend to forget just how early kids start getting curious about this stuff.

OMG, why did you just tell me that? Now I am even more freaked out!! lol

Basic_man 07-24-2005 12:00 PM

Pretty fucked up story.. !

Code_Havoc 07-24-2005 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
OMG, why did you just tell me that? Now I am even more freaked out!! lol

That's what happens when you're a hot mom. Now if you were a fat ugly mom you wouldn't have anything to worry about here. :thumbsup

LiveDose 07-24-2005 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vanilla DeVille
OMG, what a trip last night! My little guy had a friend spend the night, which was totally fine, they had a blast. However, once it became bedtime and his friend feel asleep, it was a different story. They were sleeping in seperate rooms and his friend *had* clothes on when he went to bed. (Had being the key word here). Well, suddenly, this kid comes running into my son's room (butt naked), jumps onto his bed and lays on his tummy. My little guy screams and runs to get me (it scared the shit out of him). So, I go into the room, and the child is masturbating in his sleep in my son's bed!!!!!!!! I was so shocked... I was speechless!! I ended up shutting the door and had my son sleep in the guest room. This kid is 11... I am assuming it's pretty normal for that age... but what the hell?? LOL

Normal??? Errrr. On what planet? That's fuckin' weird. :2 cents:

MandyBlake 07-24-2005 12:31 PM

oh my god!
that would be sooo weird.

Sheri Santiago 07-24-2005 12:34 PM

I think you need to start walking around the house with baggy sweaters and sweatpants on. ;-)

boner 2.0 07-24-2005 12:36 PM

Tabasco should fix that problem :thumbsup

lagwagon 07-24-2005 12:38 PM

HAH I am pretty glad I dont have kids at the moment. That would freak me out for sure.

Vanilla DeVille 07-24-2005 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LiveDose
Normal??? Errrr. On what planet? That's fuckin' weird. :2 cents:

Ok, ok... it wasn't normal at all. To be honest, it had to be one of the most oddest moments of my life.

bryany 07-24-2005 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KRL
Sleepwalking is a real thing and very scary. My younger brother used to sleepwalk out of the house and I remember one time we were overnight at my grandmothers house and he started to sleepwalk. He walked to the dresser and started to pee, I guess thinking in his sleep he was in the bathroom.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


I remember when I was like 10, I was half asleep and I remember pissing in the trash can :1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-24-2005 01:17 PM

I'm not familiar with sleepwalking, but you indicated that the kid came "running (naked)", "jumped" into bed with your kid and then starts whacking off. If he is in a sleep state, in not familiar surroundings, that seems a bit odd.

I'm guessing he won't be doing any overnight stays with your son again anytime soon. Also, I would ask a professional about what to do with regards to bringing it up to the other kid's family.

Lucky for the kid he was at your house and not Neverland Ranch.

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warlock5 07-24-2005 03:24 PM

When I was kid I sleepwalked and pissed in a trashcan.. once, can't say I've had any problems of that kind since :1orglaugh

Babagirls 07-24-2005 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mvega325
... at least your son ran .. I'd be worried if he stuck around..

always look at the positive side of things LOL :thumbsup

tristan_D 07-24-2005 05:16 PM

I think 11 is a coming of age for boys.

Digibucks 07-24-2005 05:34 PM

that's too shocking for me

PixeLs 07-24-2005 05:41 PM

LOL. That was one funny experience girl!


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