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Old 07-23-2005, 09:23 PM   #1
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Does anyone know where I can get one of these?



Not the "please rape me in the ass" shorts... I mean the ball. It looks like fun and a great way to get some exercise.

Lee? Any suggestions? (and don't tell me to ask Brand0n cause I know his was a wedding present and not bought by himself).


Disclaimer: Yes, I'm kidding.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:25 PM   #2
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I wonder if that ball is snug?
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:25 PM   #3
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How many will see the fine print?
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I love it, just as long as we keep the bedroom door closed from all ears then we can have throw down hard core sex that makes us money haha
fuck it we can have sex on money never did that before
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:26 PM   #4
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doesnt look very gratifying for the amount of work that it looks like it takes.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:29 PM   #5
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Hahaha I`d seen the gif a bunch of times, but never noticed the shorts till you mentioned them stuartd
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:32 PM   #6
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that ball must be made from some pretty stong material, he is a fat fuck.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:40 PM   #7
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Probably have to modify it for your purpose. Happy balling.

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Old 07-23-2005, 09:41 PM   #8
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I'm thinking we need to pass the hat and get StuartD a nice FleshLight to pass the time till his girlfriend has the baby and is ready for "action" again.

Either that or send him a 50-pound bag of frozen shrimp to keep his mind off of the lack of sex.

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Old 07-23-2005, 09:42 PM   #9
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Get a puncture kit as well lol
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:48 PM   #10
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I'd be deathly afraid of that thing popping and slamming my entire body-weight onto the tip of my dick. Not saying thats gonna stop me, though, once I figure out where that thing came from.
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Old 07-23-2005, 09:57 PM   #11
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I'd be deathly afraid of that thing popping and slamming my entire body-weight onto the tip of my dick. Not saying thats gonna stop me, though, once I figure out where that thing came from.
That is fucking hilarious.......

I'd be more interested in the excuse you give the ER Doctor trying to explain how the injury happened....
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Old 07-24-2005, 11:19 AM   #12
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ttt for anyone that knows where to purchase the bouncing fuck ball.
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Old 07-24-2005, 12:23 PM   #13
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this pic is ubergay
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Old 07-25-2005, 09:05 AM   #14
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I'm thinking we need to pass the hat and get StuartD a nice FleshLight to pass the time till his girlfriend has the baby and is ready for "action" again.

Either that or send him a 50-pound bag of frozen shrimp to keep his mind off of the lack of sex.

Shrimp would taste great and keep me occupied but I don't think it would give me quite the same pleasure nor exercise

But I'll take it anyway!

Oh, and I have a fleshlight, it doesn't do much for me. Dunno, it just doesn't feel quite right.
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Old 07-25-2005, 09:09 AM   #15
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Shrimp would taste great and keep me occupied but I don't think it would give me quite the same pleasure nor exercise

But I'll take it anyway!

Oh, and I have a fleshlight, it doesn't do much for me. Dunno, it just doesn't feel quite right.
did you turn it on ??
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Old 07-25-2005, 09:15 AM   #16
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did you turn it on ??
Well, I tried talking dirty to it, romancing it a little and snuggling but I don't think it ever got turned on, no.
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Old 07-25-2005, 09:28 AM   #17
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ROFL...ive seen that several times, but still ROFL!
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:34 AM   #18
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You're not the only one who wants one.
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Old 07-25-2005, 10:38 AM   #19
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Where can I order one ?
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Old 07-25-2005, 11:02 AM   #20
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might not be exactly what you had in mind...but it's close.



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