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StuartD 07-23-2005 09:23 PM

Does anyone know where I can get one of these?
 
http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y13...ell/wtflol.gif

Not the "please rape me in the ass" shorts... I mean the ball. It looks like fun and a great way to get some exercise.

Lee? Any suggestions? (and don't tell me to ask Brand0n cause I know his was a wedding present and not bought by himself).


Disclaimer: Yes, I'm kidding.

Spunky 07-23-2005 09:25 PM

I wonder if that ball is snug?

newbreed 07-23-2005 09:25 PM

How many will see the fine print?

seeric 07-23-2005 09:26 PM

doesnt look very gratifying for the amount of work that it looks like it takes.

kektex 07-23-2005 09:29 PM

Hahaha I`d seen the gif a bunch of times, but never noticed the shorts till you mentioned them stuartd

CheneyRumsfeld 07-23-2005 09:32 PM

that ball must be made from some pretty stong material, he is a fat fuck.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-23-2005 09:40 PM

http://www.take-care.com/img/book/ontheball.jpg

Probably have to modify it for your purpose. Happy balling. :)

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TexasDreams 07-23-2005 09:41 PM

I'm thinking we need to pass the hat and get StuartD a nice FleshLight to pass the time till his girlfriend has the baby and is ready for "action" again.

Either that or send him a 50-pound bag of frozen shrimp to keep his mind off of the lack of sex.

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

thaifan99 07-23-2005 09:42 PM

Get a puncture kit as well lol

High Plains Drifter 07-23-2005 09:48 PM

I'd be deathly afraid of that thing popping and slamming my entire body-weight onto the tip of my dick. Not saying thats gonna stop me, though, once I figure out where that thing came from.

marketsmart 07-23-2005 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnywussy
I'd be deathly afraid of that thing popping and slamming my entire body-weight onto the tip of my dick. Not saying thats gonna stop me, though, once I figure out where that thing came from.

That is fucking hilarious.......

I'd be more interested in the excuse you give the ER Doctor trying to explain how the injury happened....

High Plains Drifter 07-24-2005 11:19 AM

ttt for anyone that knows where to purchase the bouncing fuck ball.

gangbangjoe 07-24-2005 12:23 PM

this pic is ubergay

StuartD 07-25-2005 09:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TexasDreams
I'm thinking we need to pass the hat and get StuartD a nice FleshLight to pass the time till his girlfriend has the baby and is ready for "action" again.

Either that or send him a 50-pound bag of frozen shrimp to keep his mind off of the lack of sex.

:1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh

Shrimp would taste great and keep me occupied but I don't think it would give me quite the same pleasure nor exercise :winkwink:

But I'll take it anyway!

Oh, and I have a fleshlight, it doesn't do much for me. Dunno, it just doesn't feel quite right.

JFK 07-25-2005 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NichePay - StuartD
Shrimp would taste great and keep me occupied but I don't think it would give me quite the same pleasure nor exercise :winkwink:

But I'll take it anyway!

Oh, and I have a fleshlight, it doesn't do much for me. Dunno, it just doesn't feel quite right.

did you turn it on ?? :1orglaugh

StuartD 07-25-2005 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK
did you turn it on ?? :1orglaugh

Well, I tried talking dirty to it, romancing it a little and snuggling but I don't think it ever got turned on, no.

Digibucks 07-25-2005 09:28 AM

ROFL...ive seen that several times, but still ROFL!

candyflip 07-25-2005 10:34 AM

You're not the only one who wants one.

Dalai lama 07-25-2005 10:38 AM

Where can I order one ?

ElvisManson 07-25-2005 11:02 AM

might not be exactly what you had in mind...but it's close.

:winkwink:

http://www.kenstwistedmind.com/ez_rider_ball.htm


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