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Old 07-25-2005, 09:05 AM  
StuartD
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Originally Posted by TexasDreams
I'm thinking we need to pass the hat and get StuartD a nice FleshLight to pass the time till his girlfriend has the baby and is ready for "action" again.

Either that or send him a 50-pound bag of frozen shrimp to keep his mind off of the lack of sex.

Shrimp would taste great and keep me occupied but I don't think it would give me quite the same pleasure nor exercise

But I'll take it anyway!

Oh, and I have a fleshlight, it doesn't do much for me. Dunno, it just doesn't feel quite right.
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