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SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 01:24 AM

ok, long story shortened - ended up on a blind date - didn't really wana go so i told her - bring a cute friend. OK - so i drag Jman along - it's sushi - not hard to convince him to get a free meal.

Ends up the girl beside me is a tight ass - blah blah blah it gets worse as the night goes on and J and I are gettnig drunker and drunker on saki - hey - we're hitting on the waitress - least she's fun.

then the best part of the evening happens. - Jman BLURTS OUT that he like to smoke drugs - and the girl sitting beside me SPEWS her drink all over the table. - yes - spat it ALL out all over US and the table and the food and almost fell off her chair - and then tried to make it look like she wasn't surprized at all - fuck I almost DIED trying to keep the laughter in - it was THAT bad.

I'll never forget that - soo fucking awesome.

so we dumped them and headed off to the bar - just crawled back home now.

JOKER · 07-23-2005, 01:26 AM

Sounds like a fun night Scott

Take pics next time

I bet that look on her face was priceless!

S P A N N O W · 07-23-2005, 01:27 AM

At least you two had fun - good times!

SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by JOKEREMPIRE

Sounds like a fun night Scott

Take pics next time

I bet that look on her face was priceless!

I'd have KILLED to have a video of it

Paul Waters · 07-23-2005, 04:13 AM

But, did you get a blow job?

xclusive · 07-23-2005, 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Waters

But, did you get a blow job?

of course Jman was there

Glad you had fun blind dates are some scary shit

llporter · 07-23-2005, 06:42 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

of course Jman was there

Glad you had fun blind dates are some scary shit

ewww - that's just wrong

Fletch XXX · 07-23-2005, 06:45 AM

"nothing hurts like that look in your eye
fuck the day i thought love was more than a lie.
i only die every fucking day.
i sit along and count the yesterdays
that still make me weak""

Trixxxia · 07-23-2005, 06:53 AM

Fat chance that JMAN is going to try another double-blinddate with you again heeheheh & he was 'SO' looking forward to it! At least it was a good laugh ;)

Peaches · 07-23-2005, 06:58 AM

And this is one of the reasons why at 43 I have never been on a blind date. Someone perform an intervention if I ever plan on it!!

Jman · 07-23-2005, 10:54 AM

Sake....Baaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

Ouch :-)

Zebra · 07-23-2005, 11:06 AM

You two jokers just need to stick to be gay lovers. You are perfect for each other.
Maybe one of you can get a sex change so that you don't feel totally weird about it.

Jman · 07-23-2005, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Zebra

You two jokers just need to stick to be gay lovers. You are perfect for each other.
Maybe one of you can get a sex change so that you don't feel totally weird about it.

roflmao, thanks Zebra... But I will pass on the sex change

WiredGuy · 07-23-2005, 12:11 PM

haha, i can just picture this in my head

WG

Zebra · 07-23-2005, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

roflmao, thanks Zebra... But I will pass on the sex change

Then at least buy some dresses and lingerie and stuff and take turns wearing it.
I hear that helped Rochard and his friend get over the weirdness.

DatingGold · 07-23-2005, 12:18 PM

more like you tried harder than ever to flash money and impress the girls. you tried so damn hard to get laid and failed so you made up a story to make yourself feel better.

That or they were but ugly and you made the right move

NoCarrier · 07-23-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by DatingGold

more like you tried harder than ever to flash money and impress the girls. you tried so damn hard to get laid and failed so you made up a story to make yourself feel better.

That or they were but ugly and you made the right move

I think it's more like Story #1.

Seriously, you are a girl, it's your blind date. And then you realize that the extremely obese guy (Sleazydream) is your date.

I mean, Sleazydream is the blind date, nightmare scenario for the girls.

BuggyG · 07-23-2005, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ok, long story shortened - ended up on a blind date - didn't really wana go so i told her - bring a cute friend. OK - so i drag Jman along - it's sushi - not hard to convince him to get a free meal.

Ends up the girl beside me is a tight ass - blah blah blah it gets worse as the night goes on and J and I are gettnig drunker and drunker on saki - hey - we're hitting on the waitress - least she's fun.

then the best part of the evening happens. - Jman BLURTS OUT that he like to smoke drugs - and the girl sitting beside me SPEWS her drink all over the table. - yes - spat it ALL out all over US and the table and the food and almost fell off her chair - and then tried to make it look like she wasn't surprized at all - fuck I almost DIED trying to keep the laughter in - it was THAT bad.

I'll never forget that - soo fucking awesome.

so we dumped them and headed off to the bar - just crawled back home now.

damn... tsk!! tsk!! tsk!!
all that wasted sushi

ShaneRyale · 07-23-2005, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by JMan

Sake....Baaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

Ouch :-)

You guys were killing me with the Sake-Bombs in Toronto. In Miami we have to have a few Mohitos!!

SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I think it's more like Story #1.

Seriously, you are a girl, it's your blind date. And then you realize that the extremely obese guy (Sleazydream) is your date.

I mean, Sleazydream is the blind date, nightmare scenario for the girls.

i know - couldn't understand why THEY called us back too. weird eh?

women like freaks i guess

WiredGuy · 07-23-2005, 06:23 PM

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Originally Posted by ShaneRyale

You guys were killing me with the Sake-Bombs in Toronto. In Miami we have to have a few Mohitos!!

Mmmmmmm, Mojitos. I can taste it already!
WG

NoCarrier · 07-23-2005, 06:40 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

i know - couldn't understand why THEY called us back too. weird eh?

women like freaks i guess

Did they call you back at 3 am for more coke?

Jman · 07-23-2005, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by NoCarrier

Did they call you back at 3 am for more coke?

Yeah but I only had Diet around

Snake Doctor · 07-23-2005, 07:42 PM

Ok so long story short all you got was man lovin from Jman as usual right?

SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Lenny2

Ok so long story short all you got was man lovin from Jman as usual right?

well that goes without saying duuuuuu

Major (Tom) · 07-23-2005, 07:59 PM

Fuck, always an adventure with you

Duke

p1mpdogg · 07-23-2005, 08:03 PM

just pay for pussy like you always do. you will never find a GF being that fat sleazy bitch

07-23-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Sake....Baaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

Ouch :-)

I hear ya... I hit the Sunday Specials at Ra Sushi every week.. $1 sake!

SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

just pay for pussy like you always do. you will never find a GF being that fat sleazy bitch

ummm, ok.

what's your rates bitch? Your ass is looking sexy

Xenophage · 07-23-2005, 08:13 PM

LOL you guys are too funny

jmk · 07-23-2005, 08:14 PM

hahahahhah awesome story

Screaming · 07-23-2005, 08:14 PM

haha well sounds like it ended well

xxxdesign-net · 07-23-2005, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NoCarrier

I think it's more like Story #1.

Seriously, you are a girl, it's your blind date. And then you realize that the extremely obese guy (Sleazydream) is your date.

I mean, Sleazydream is the blind date, nightmare scenario for the girls.

Wait until he tells her he is also known as "Sleazydream" and owns a porn site...

p1mpdogg · 07-23-2005, 09:23 PM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

ummm, ok.

what's your rates bitch? Your ass is looking sexy

I have one of the hottest GF's in this industry, and no she isnt talent. and she buys shit for ME.

I am more of a man than you could ever dream to be you slob.

SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

I have one of the hottest GF's in this industry, and no she isnt talent. and she buys shit for ME.

I am more of a man than you could ever dream to be you slob.

umm, ok. does that make you more of a man?

or are you just broadcasting that you're tied down and jealous that I can fuck anyone i want without remorse and you can't?

SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 09:49 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

Wait until he tells her he is also known as "Sleazydream" and owns a porn site...

we did tell them - i don't live in the closet - why lie?

LexiLexxx · 07-23-2005, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by p1mpdogg

I have one of the hottest GF's in this industry, and no she isnt talent. and she buys shit for ME.

I am more of a man than you could ever dream to be you slob.

so, I guess...no P1mpdogg, Ambush Interview?
That would be a good one!

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