Went on a double blind date tonight- oh my god, alost DIED laughing
 

ok, long story shortened - ended up on a blind date - didn't really wana go so i told her - bring a cute friend. OK - so i drag Jman along - it's sushi - not hard to convince him to get a free meal.

Ends up the girl beside me is a tight ass - blah blah blah it gets worse as the night goes on and J and I are gettnig drunker and drunker on saki - hey - we're hitting on the waitress - least she's fun.

then the best part of the evening happens. - Jman BLURTS OUT that he like to smoke drugs - and the girl sitting beside me SPEWS her drink all over the table. - yes - spat it ALL out all over US and the table and the food and almost fell off her chair - and then tried to make it look like she wasn't surprized at all - fuck I almost DIED trying to keep the laughter in - it was THAT bad.

I'll never forget that - soo fucking awesome. :thumbsup

so we dumped them and headed off to the bar - just crawled back home now.

Sounds like a fun night Scott :1orglaugh

Take pics next time :winkwink:

I bet that look on her face was priceless!

At least you two had fun - good times! :1orglaugh :thumbsup

I'd have KILLED to have a video of it

But, did you get a blow job?

of course Jman was there:) Glad you had fun blind dates are some scary shit

ewww - that's just wrong

"nothing hurts like that look in your eye
fuck the day i thought love was more than a lie.
i only die every fucking day.
i sit along and count the yesterdays
that still make me weak""

Fat chance that JMAN is going to try another double-blinddate with you again heeheheh & he was 'SO' looking forward to it! At least it was a good laugh ;)

And this is one of the reasons why at 43 I have never been on a blind date. Someone perform an intervention if I ever plan on it!!

Sake....Baaaaaaaaaaad!!!!

Ouch :-)

You two jokers just need to stick to be gay lovers. You are perfect for each other.
Maybe one of you can get a sex change so that you don't feel totally weird about it.

roflmao, thanks Zebra... But I will pass on the sex change :1orglaugh

haha, i can just picture this in my head :)
WG

Then at least buy some dresses and lingerie and stuff and take turns wearing it.
I hear that helped Rochard and his friend get over the weirdness.

more like you tried harder than ever to flash money and impress the girls. you tried so damn hard to get laid and failed so you made up a story to make yourself feel better.

That or they were but ugly and you made the right move :thumbsup

I think it's more like Story #1.

Seriously, you are a girl, it's your blind date. And then you realize that the extremely obese guy (Sleazydream) is your date.

I mean, Sleazydream is the blind date, nightmare scenario for the girls. :pimp

damn... tsk!! tsk!! tsk!!
all that wasted sushi :(

You guys were killing me with the Sake-Bombs in Toronto. In Miami we have to have a few Mohitos!!

i know - couldn't understand why THEY called us back too. weird eh?

women like freaks i guess

Mmmmmmm, Mojitos. I can taste it already!
WG

Did they call you back at 3 am for more coke? :winkwink:

Yeah but I only had Diet around

Ok so long story short all you got was man lovin from Jman as usual right? :1orglaugh

well that goes without saying duuuuuu

Fuck, always an adventure with you :)

Duke

just pay for pussy like you always do. you will never find a GF being that fat sleazy bitch

I hear ya... I hit the Sunday Specials at Ra Sushi every week.. $1 sake!
:1orglaugh

ummm, ok.

what's your rates bitch? Your ass is looking sexy

LOL you guys are too funny

hahahahhah awesome story

haha well sounds like it ended well

Wait until he tells her he is also known as "Sleazydream" and owns a porn site... :1orglaugh

I have one of the hottest GF's in this industry, and no she isnt talent. and she buys shit for ME.

I am more of a man than you could ever dream to be you slob.

umm, ok. does that make you more of a man?

or are you just broadcasting that you're tied down and jealous that I can fuck anyone i want without remorse and you can't?

we did tell them - i don't live in the closet - why lie?

so, I guess...no P1mpdogg, Ambush Interview?
That would be a good one!

:upsidedow