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SleazyDream · 07-23-2005, 01:24 AM

ok, long story shortened - ended up on a blind date - didn't really wana go so i told her - bring a cute friend. OK - so i drag Jman along - it's sushi - not hard to convince him to get a free meal.

Ends up the girl beside me is a tight ass - blah blah blah it gets worse as the night goes on and J and I are gettnig drunker and drunker on saki - hey - we're hitting on the waitress - least she's fun.

then the best part of the evening happens. - Jman BLURTS OUT that he like to smoke drugs - and the girl sitting beside me SPEWS her drink all over the table. - yes - spat it ALL out all over US and the table and the food and almost fell off her chair - and then tried to make it look like she wasn't surprized at all - fuck I almost DIED trying to keep the laughter in - it was THAT bad.

I'll never forget that - soo fucking awesome.

so we dumped them and headed off to the bar - just crawled back home now.

07-23-2005, 01:24 AM
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	Went on a double blind date tonight- oh my god, alost DIED laughing ok, long story shortened - ended up on a blind date - didn't really wana go so i told her - bring a cute friend. OK - so i drag Jman along - it's sushi - not hard to convince him to get a free meal. Ends up the girl beside me is a tight ass - blah blah blah it gets worse as the night goes on and J and I are gettnig drunker and drunker on saki - hey - we're hitting on the waitress - least she's fun. then the best part of the evening happens. - Jman BLURTS OUT that he like to smoke drugs - and the girl sitting beside me SPEWS her drink all over the table. - yes - spat it ALL out all over US and the table and the food and almost fell off her chair - and then tried to make it look like she wasn't surprized at all - fuck I almost DIED trying to keep the laughter in - it was THAT bad. I'll never forget that - soo fucking awesome. so we dumped them and headed off to the bar - just crawled back home now. __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.