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I'm here for SPORT
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Went on a double blind date tonight- oh my god, alost DIED laughing
ok, long story shortened - ended up on a blind date - didn't really wana go so i told her - bring a cute friend. OK - so i drag Jman along - it's sushi - not hard to convince him to get a free meal.
Ends up the girl beside me is a tight ass - blah blah blah it gets worse as the night goes on and J and I are gettnig drunker and drunker on saki - hey - we're hitting on the waitress - least she's fun. then the best part of the evening happens. - Jman BLURTS OUT that he like to smoke drugs - and the girl sitting beside me SPEWS her drink all over the table. - yes - spat it ALL out all over US and the table and the food and almost fell off her chair - and then tried to make it look like she wasn't surprized at all - fuck I almost DIED trying to keep the laughter in - it was THAT bad. I'll never forget that - soo fucking awesome. ![]() so we dumped them and headed off to the bar - just crawled back home now.
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Facit Omnia Voluntas
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Sounds like a fun night Scott
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But, did you get a blow job?
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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"nothing hurts like that look in your eye
fuck the day i thought love was more than a lie. i only die every fucking day. i sit along and count the yesterdays that still make me weak""
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Fat chance that JMAN is going to try another double-blinddate with you again heeheheh & he was 'SO' looking forward to it! At least it was a good laugh ;)
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And this is one of the reasons why at 43 I have never been on a blind date. Someone perform an intervention if I ever plan on it!!
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Sake....Baaaaaaaaaaad!!!!
Ouch :-)
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Banned from Kimmy's couch
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You two jokers just need to stick to be gay lovers. You are perfect for each other.
Maybe one of you can get a sex change so that you don't feel totally weird about it.
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haha, i can just picture this in my head
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I hear that helped Rochard and his friend get over the weirdness.
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more like you tried harder than ever to flash money and impress the girls. you tried so damn hard to get laid and failed so you made up a story to make yourself feel better.
That or they were but ugly and you made the right move ![]()
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We need more free porn
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Seriously, you are a girl, it's your blind date. And then you realize that the extremely obese guy (Sleazydream) is your date. I mean, Sleazydream is the blind date, nightmare scenario for the girls. ![]() |
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women like freaks i guess
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Mmmmmmm, Mojitos. I can taste it already! WG
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We need more free porn
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Ok so long story short all you got was man lovin from Jman as usual right?
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Fuck, always an adventure with you
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just pay for pussy like you always do. you will never find a GF being that fat sleazy bitch
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what's your rates bitch? Your ass is looking sexy
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LOL you guys are too funny
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hahahahhah awesome story
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I can change this!!!!!
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haha well sounds like it ended well
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My hips don't lie
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I have one of the hottest GF's in this industry, and no she isnt talent. and she buys shit for ME. I am more of a man than you could ever dream to be you slob.
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or are you just broadcasting that you're tied down and jealous that I can fuck anyone i want without remorse and you can't?
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