Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar Mark Forums Read
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 07-23-2005, 12:21 AM   #1
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
The SINGLE most important thing I learned in high school.....

The rule of thirds.


Fuck Math, Engrish, & Band Camp......None of that other shit matters to me now.

Only the rule of thirds.
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:22 AM   #2
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
In High school, you and I weighed a third of what we do now? Is that it?


Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:23 AM   #3
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
In High school, you and I weighed a third of what we do now? Is that it?



Yeah..That one may apply to me as well.
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:24 AM   #4
Deej
I make pixels work
 
Deej's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: I live here...
Posts: 24,386
spill it....WTF?
__________________

Deej's Designs n' What Not
Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching


Icq#30096880
Deej is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:25 AM   #5
quiet
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
most important thing i learned in high school was calculus
__________________
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
quiet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:27 AM   #6
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
most important thing i learned in high school was calculus

I had an A-/B+ average in Calculus in high school. Haven't used it, except in a classroom. Ever.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:29 AM   #7
quiet
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I had an A-/B+ average in Calculus in high school. Haven't used it, except in a classroom. Ever.
i spent 3 years of university with it, and will go back to it and do a masters in the next couple of years, based in math. could give a fucking shit if it makes me a dime. it's facinating.
__________________
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
quiet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:29 AM   #8
chase
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Tampa Bay
Posts: 6,019
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
In High school, you and I weighed a third of what we do now? Is that it?




For those out of the loop:
http://www.betterphoto.com/exploring/tips/thirds.asp
__________________
Need Hosting? Reality Check Network services me purrrfectly!
chase is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:31 AM   #9
buddyjuf
Guest
 
Posts: n/a
Mechanics for me
  Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:33 AM   #10
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
i spent 3 years of university with it, and will go back to it and do a masters in the next couple of years, based in math. could give a fucking shit if it makes me a dime. it's facinating.
I used it in university. I majored in Computer Science.

But now I'm a pornographer.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:34 AM   #11
AaronM
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
AaronM's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐
Posts: 46,909
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I used it in university. I majored in Computer Science.

But now I'm a pornographer.

Amen brotha.
AaronM is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:35 AM   #12
quiet
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
But now I'm a pornographer.
was just a means to an end for me. kind of like math must have been for you.
__________________
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
quiet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:39 AM   #13
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
was just a means to an end for me. kind of like math must have been for you.
I took Calculus to get a scholarship. That worked.

I became a pornographer because, at first, the thought of being paid to photograph naked girls fascinated me more than Calculus ever could.

Now I'm a bit burned out with photographing naked girls so I have my fiancee do 90% of the shooting and I bury myself in my sites. And I love stats. Studying them occupies most of my time now.

I honestly think if I hit the $140 million Mega Millions I'd still do what I'm doing now. I really love this business. I love doing soft-core successfully.
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:40 AM   #14
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
I honestly think if I hit the $140 million Mega Millions I'd still do what I'm doing now. I really love this business. I love doing soft-core successfully.
Oops... looks like I was wrong. It's up to $170 million now:

http://www.calottery.com/Media/Curre...sory_07-20.htm
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:42 AM   #15
Deej
I make pixels work
 
Deej's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: I live here...
Posts: 24,386
right on....i checked that link....i never heard of it but whenever i fucked around with my camera i liked pics like the lamb and the lady walking....offset.(like me)....i never looked at it that way but fuckin A.....

i lurnt summthin

thanks guys
__________________

Deej's Designs n' What Not
Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching


Icq#30096880
Deej is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:42 AM   #16
quiet
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Fernie, BC
Posts: 25,115
i made my millions. couldn't care less to make any more. there is much more to life than making money, it's just that you have to have the money to realize it in the first place.
__________________
we'll miss you our friend. RIP
quiet is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:43 AM   #17
KRL
Entrepreneur
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: USA
Posts: 31,429
The school bully called me out to a fight in the cafeteria. Lots of people were watching as he shoved me in the chest and said, "after school I'm gonna beat the crap out of you". (This ass clown would love to intimidate and scare all the kids smaller than him).

So I decided to be bold and do the thing he was least expecting. I reached up grabbed and locked my hand against his throat with all my might and said "fuck after school big shot let's do it now". His eyes were bulging from the grip I had and he was turning red. His head turned side to side as everyone in the cafeteria started laughing their heads off and clapping. I shoved him back by the throat and let go.

He never bothered me again.
__________________
If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor
from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION!

*** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains
KRL is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 12:44 AM   #18
Donny
As you wish...
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2002
Posts: 13,754
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
i made my millions. couldn't care less to make any more. there is much more to life than making money, it's just that you have to have the money to realize it in the first place.

Are you pretty much out now?
Donny is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 01:07 AM   #19
Roald
SecretFriends.com
 
Roald's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: IMC Headquarters
Posts: 27,888
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
.... it's just that you have to have the money to realize it in the first place.
thats an important point I guess ;))
__________________


WE ARE BUYING PAY SITES! CONTACT ME



ClubSweethearts | ManUpFilms | SinfulXXX | HOT * AdultPrime * HOT


Paying webmasters since 1996! Contact: r.riepen @ sansylgroup.com | telegram: roaldr
Roald is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 01:12 AM   #20
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
 
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: San Francisco Bay Area
Posts: 38,323
The SINGLE most important thing I learned in high school...

...was probably how to put on a condom properly. AIDS was not yet a concern, but making sure you didn't get girls pregnant was.

ADG Webmaster
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 02:31 AM   #21
Pim(P)
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 583
The SINGLE most important thing I learned in high school...

Is don't take shit from anyone. Once people now they can mess with you they'll keep doing it. In first grade I once beat up a guy that wanted to fight me. I tried to talk him out of it, resulted in him getting a few good punches and the whole class laughing at him.
Never had problems any real problems again.
Pim(P) is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 02:33 AM   #22
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
best designer on GFY
 
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: IALIEN.COM - High Definition Video and Photographic Productions -ICQ 78943384
Posts: 30,307
"Fuck Math, Engrish, & Band Camp......None of that other shit matters to me now.

Only the rule of thirds."


Amusing...
No wonder you live in the back of Donovans house.
AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 05:46 AM   #23
naugthygUrL
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Posts: 3,448
i really hate math..
__________________

+++ Sign up for a FREE WEEK | ICQ: 305-643-679 +++
---> NO CONTRACT AND HIDDEN CHARGES <---
SPECIAL AUG. DISCOUNTS !!! -- https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/507204-hurry-limited-august-offer.html
naugthygUrL is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 05:48 AM   #24
VeriSexy
Join The Royal Family
 
VeriSexy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 25,463
Quote:
Originally Posted by quiet
i spent 3 years of university with it, and will go back to it and do a masters in the next couple of years, based in math. could give a fucking shit if it makes me a dime. it's facinating.

Damn, you must have a great mind....... I always hated math
__________________
Looking for a KICK ASS TEEN SPONSOR? Check out ROYAL CASH - THE KING OF TEEN!
Incredible webmaster tools FHGs, Morphing Blog and RSS Feeds, Embedded FLV & WMV Videos
.
With TOP RATIO Sites like


ATMovs.com | iTeenVideo.com |
TeenSexMovs.com | TeenSexMania.com


VeriSexy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 05:49 AM   #25
beemk
CLICK HERE
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2002
Posts: 20,829
http://www.silverlight.co.uk/tutoria...se/thirds.html
__________________
I host with Vacares
beemk is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 06:26 AM   #26
jcsucka
Registered User
 
Join Date: May 2005
Posts: 26
drinking wine is fun
jcsucka is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 07:46 AM   #27
Ross
Ik ben een aap
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Traffic Force Towers, Canada!
Posts: 18,874
Most important thing I learned in High School was sweet fuck all.

I honestly don't think anything I learned helps me out today at all.
Ross is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 07:57 AM   #28
LittleSassy
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: behind you
Posts: 7,402
most important thing i learned in highschool was never piss the cafeteria cook...
__________________

Proadultoutsourcing.com ~ version 2.0
OFFSHORE SOLUTIONS PROVIDER SINCE 2003
ACCOUNT EXECUTIVE 264-580-554
LittleSassy is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 08:04 AM   #29
brand0n
been very busy
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: the queen city
Posts: 26,983
what are they teaching kids now a days
__________________
want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.
brand0n is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 08:12 AM   #30
Linkster
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: DeltaHell
Posts: 3,216
Biggest lesson I learned was dont put mescaline in the teachers lounge bottled water dispenser
Linkster is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 08:24 AM   #31
CDSmith
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
CDSmith's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
High school for me, '79-'81, let's see.... the biggest thing I learned would have to be the tricky theorem.

Yes, definitely that. :D
__________________
Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
ICQ me at: 31024634
CDSmith is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 08:27 AM   #32
VirtuMike
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Seat 1A
Posts: 2,483
I think the rule of thirds is incredibly important and I try - TRY - to teach it.

I also learned that nobody likes a stoolpigeon.

But I carry this forward - there IS a square root of -1. Apparantly we would not have landed on the moon without this information - even though no two numbers multiplied together would give you -1 as an answer.
__________________
Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES!

XYZZY4L
VirtuMike is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 09:26 AM   #33
The Heron
Confirmed User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Michigan
Posts: 4,488
The most important thing I learned in high school is that you don't need to remember anything or be responsible because there will always be someone around to loan you a pencil, or notes, or anything else you need! Being responsible is a waste of time!
The Heron is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 10:17 AM   #34
J-$
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Posts: 2,090
i learned to not learn
__________________
J-$ is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 10:30 AM   #35
qwe
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2003
Posts: 2,109
The most important thing I learned in high school is that it will never get me anywhere, only way out was to do my own thing... and i was right
qwe is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 10:30 AM   #36
wedouglas
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: Dearborn, MI
Posts: 5,921
im gonna have to say engineering is way more appealing than porn. engineers made your porn possible
wedouglas is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 10:46 AM   #37
Babagirls
Text Writer
 
Babagirls's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Wisconsin
Posts: 18,812
the only thing i learned in high school was how to sleep like a champ.
__________________




Need a Text Writer?
Blogs|Reviews|Descriptions|Paysites|TGP's|Stories

ICQ: 397892500
Babagirls is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 04:52 PM   #38
nico-t
emperor of my world
 
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: nethalands
Posts: 29,903
this is the first time i heard of the rule of thirds... and i even had history of art lessons! i guess i was sleeping...
nico-t is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 04:57 PM   #39
CDSmith
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
CDSmith's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2001
Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
Posts: 51,460
No one else has heard of the tricky theorem?

Incredible. :D
__________________
Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!

ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!!

Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket.
ICQ me at: 31024634
CDSmith is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 05:09 PM   #40
Persignup Qon
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: HeLL
Posts: 853
Quote:
Originally Posted by AaronM
The rule of thirds. Fuck Math, Engrish, & Band Camp......None of that other shit matters to me now. Only the rule of thirds.

i took photography & film developing in the 7th grade but never got around to this lesson. now that i'm shooting, it just came naturally i suppose. some people just have an eye for it - thanks for the "phrase" for it though




...
__________________
OnProbation.com | PerSignup.com - Now Paying PPS and RevShare!
{{ Portfolio: TKME | AC | BGDINT | ESP - More Here... }}
If You Really Get Paid in Adult, You Should Be Getting Paid By Us!
Persignup Qon is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 06:52 PM   #41
llporter
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Boston
Posts: 3,221
How to give a good blow job. Gotta love Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

llporter is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 07-23-2005, 06:56 PM   #42
2HousePlague
CURATOR
 
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
Posts: 14,572
yup, there are many "arts" and many "sciences" that tell ya what to be and what to look like when the "EYE" comes your way -- but not too many tell ya 'bout the eye, ITSELF -- where it goes or what it likes -- -- Aaron, you ever read Camera Lucida by Roland Barthes -- ? -- changed my life)>---o

2HP
__________________
tada!
2HousePlague is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks
Thread Tools



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.