The school bully called me out to a fight in the cafeteria. Lots of people were watching as he shoved me in the chest and said, "after school I'm gonna beat the crap out of you". (This ass clown would love to intimidate and scare all the kids smaller than him).
So I decided to be bold and do the thing he was least expecting. I reached up grabbed and locked my hand against his throat with all my might and said "fuck after school big shot let's do it now". His eyes were bulging from the grip I had and he was turning red. His head turned side to side as everyone in the cafeteria started laughing their heads off and clapping. I shoved him back by the throat and let go.
He never bothered me again.
