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I do all my own surgery.. {{{PICS!}}}
some pics have been left out, choose to view them if you wish.
A few years ago, some of you may remember I had an ingrown toenail and took pics of the surgery. Well I studied those pics and performed the same surgery on myself a few nights ago. I was working in the yard all day, and the ingrown was so bad by night time I could barely walk. It was late and no podiatrists are open that late. so.... First, I took these tools, ![]() and then I ripped out my own ingrown toenail. The leatherman I had used earlier in the yard to fuck with some sprinklers so I had to wipe the mud off. All other tools I wiped with my shirt first so they would be clean. Next I studied this pic, and made my first cut. http://bootybone.com/gfy/toe/toe-01.jpg Then I took the leatherman tool and pryed the nail up as much as I could tolerate before the pain kicked in from the cut. Once I lifted the nail, the pain came and so I took a short breather and then gripped as much of the nail as I could and pulled as hard as I could to rip the nail out. It broke. A piece was still was deep down inside. So I took the various other tools and pulled, scraped, sliced and poked to get the rest out. Finally, after about an hour of pain and digging. I finally managed to get a grip on the corner and pulled the rest out with the tweezers you see in my tool collection. the moment that final piece came out there was instant almost orgasmic relief. I think I felt a hint of what people that enjoy pain strive for. The feeling was a sweet tingling sensation that started at my toe and travelled up my leg. It was very brief. It was like having a legasm. After the good feeling wore off and the adrenalin settled, I washed it out. Here is a pic of it right after I washed it out. http://bootybone.com/gfy/toe2/02.jpg And here is a pic of the chunk that broke off and I had to go fishing for an hour to get. ![]() Here is a pic of the pro surgery right after an actual Dr. removed it a few years ago. http://bootybone.com/gfy/toe/toe-03.jpg As you can see, we made the same cuts. And mine looked just like his after the surgery. If anyone is in the L.A. area and wants free ingrown toenail removal, hit me up. It's a pretty simple and painful process, but the toegasm afterwards makes it worth while. That night it hurt a little, but by the next day it was as if I never had an ingrown to begin with.
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damn dude@ you're nuts
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I am cringing. Ewwwww
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i always do my cutting and stuff with nail clippers. nothing major though. i just cut off some bump i had on my thumb. hurt a little, bled a little. nows it fine and bump free.
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I actually did near the same thing a few days ago. Damn the relief makes it all worthwhile.
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I have to do that about once every 3 months. Sucks, but I know how you feel when the pressure finally releases!
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i also use the LED on the bottom of my optical mouse to scatter the light through my skin (commonly kown as subsurface scattering). it allows you to see if there is anything in it such as splinters etc. works great.
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RedShoe, you cut your toenails a little toooooo short. That's why it's recurring problem. What I suggest is at the next sign of an ingrown or just as your nail starts growing - get some cotton and put it under your nail so it 'learns' to grow over the skin in the 'offending' area. Once you get it to grow over the painful area, never cut it too short again and you've solved the problem.
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Good stuff....I love that feeling!
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I love that little pain-relief sensation afterwords. Always ask my wife to press hard on bruises because of that little bit of euphoria afterward. Mmmm... like a nice warm cozy wave.
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Damn you must have some balls.
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Yeah, no doubt. I hate pain. I'm not into pain, I hate seeing people in pain. I don't like S/M sites... however, I do think I understand why they do what they do. The real ones I mean, not the "tie me up with string and do some light spanking". I'm talking about the "hang me by my balls and kick my face in" kinda people. Those people must really need that much pain to feel the release.
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You are nuts !!! but damm you also have some balls
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2) I don't drink except for in front of other webmasters to gain their acceptance. 3) After the ingrown was out, there was no pain. Just a little after the adrenalin wore off, but by the next day it was all good.
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LOL, ok Dr. Trixxxia. You say that like I have control over the matter. You've never met a chronic nail bitter/picker? I pick the nails and rip the nail until they are that close. Look close, do it look like a nail clipper could get that close? Have you ever seen a nail biter? Watch close, I bet the hide their hands a lot. I do. It's fuckin' embarrasing. I always have a little tiny spot of blood in the corner of one nail somewhere. Or a tiny scab, or super sensitive fingers because I bite them way to close. It would take months of growing my nails to get cotton under them. No way Jose. Asking me to stop biting my nails is like me asking you to stop blinking your eyelids. It's not gonna happen. And I don't even realize it's happening until I look at my bloddy stumpy fingers.
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"I wiped them with my shirt so they would be clean"
I hope you cleaned them with the proper stuff or atleast with plain alcohol. You are just asking for an infection if you didn't, that might really fuck your leg up. |
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the more you cut those fingernails deeper the more ingrown nails you get
that's why I always prevent over biting it.. err cutting...
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I know exactly what you mean by toegasm
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Do you bite your toenails?
I tried to cut it off myself but it really wasn`t helping, and it ended by surgery cut. The real end of toenail is too deep to pull it off, and it ends on your toe bone, so without numbing it you will really die from the pain and also you`re asking for infection - you can lose your toe if you do it yourself using non sterile items. Wearing sandals is one of the solutions after surgery cut to not allow it to regrow bad way, if you wear too tight shoes like I was wearing it fucks up your toenails. |
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Would you mind looking at my hemmoroids?..the pain is unbearable
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eww - that's nasty
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this thread is going to make me throw up lol
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Jesus christ - your hardcore.
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Ahaha this thread is nuts!
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OMFG I'd never be able to do that ... impossible ... I cannot inflict myself pain .
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oh my god!
that's big!
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gross and Ouch but im sure it feels alot better
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no.. that was a close-up. My toe is actually normal size.
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fuckin disgusting
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no biggie... I rip my toe nails off all the time...I glad that you shared that with us.
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hahahaha, you're not the only one who does their own toenail surgery, i just did mine 2 nights ago. my toe was so fuckin swollen i couldnt even put shoes on, so i broke out my pedicure tools & fixed it lol (i have a pic if you wanna see it
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Well that was one disgusting,but interesting read.Very informative.
About a year ago I went to a dermatologist to get rid of a couple of warts I had on my foot.He gave me some sort of acid to put on it everyday.I don`t know what this fucker was thinking about but putting acid on my feet everyday made it impossible to walk after a few days of application.But it managed to make a hole into the verruca. I then proceeded to pick the little shit out with a needle and a nailcutter.It hurt like hell but I managed to get to the root of it and then I applied the acid directly at the root.Lots more pain.And not in a nice way like you describe here. The wart dissapeared after about a week never to be seen again.
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of course I wanna see it. post the pic.
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eeewwwww
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no pain, no paig. wtg dude!
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Holy crap.. damn you're hardcore :D
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nice, I woulda done the same.
sheesh pussies, even babagirl did it :p
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