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Roald · 07-13-2005, 01:54 AM

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Doctor Dre · 07-13-2005, 01:56 AM

The chicken owned the porshe so badly

Mefo · 07-13-2005, 02:03 AM

haha that must suck lol

reynold · 07-13-2005, 02:32 AM

Don't worry dear chicken, you still managed to get even..

Antonio · 07-13-2005, 02:50 AM

one chicken - 2 bucks
one windshield for your Porsche - 2 million dolla

Deej · 07-13-2005, 02:53 AM

Man that is fuckin nasty....that porsche had to be cookin, i mean it didnt bank off the slanted windshield....it fuckin BUSTED THROUGH and disintegrated.....COOKIN!!!

Chicken Tar-Tar anyone?

Gruntled · 07-13-2005, 02:58 AM

It was SuperChicken!

Nicky · 07-13-2005, 03:02 AM

lol, yea its super chicken, not soo super anymore though

BlueDesignStudios · 07-13-2005, 03:08 AM

daymn that's nasty!!!

Manowar · 07-13-2005, 03:11 AM

posted a while back, the driver must have felt lucked not to have his head mashed in by a chicken through the windshield

Holden Vandison · 07-13-2005, 03:24 AM

IDIOTS need to be more careful. If this had been a human it would have been prison time.

Sam Granger · 07-13-2005, 03:27 AM

Fuck, how fast was that guy going? Where was the chicken? Motorway?

xato · 07-13-2005, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Holden Vandison

IDIOTS need to be more careful. If this had been a human it would have been prison time.

i highly doubt that humans would jump in front of a porsche.
idiot.

gangbangjoe · 07-13-2005, 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xato

i highly doubt that humans would jump in front of a porsche.
idiot.

look at his postcount and register date ....
he cant be intelligent

and btw. i remember you killed a lot of birds with your porsche

xato · 07-13-2005, 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

look at his postcount and register date ....
he cant be intelligent

and btw. i remember you killed a lot of birds with your porsche

you're right, postcount means everything.
and no i didnt... i just took them for a short ride

munki · 07-13-2005, 03:33 AM

Did you barbecue the remaining parts in spite.

What did your insurance claim look like for that?

"No seriously, a fucking chicken committed hari kari on my windshield and redecorated my interior in giblets."

Sam Granger · 07-13-2005, 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

look at his postcount and register date ....
he cant be intelligent

and btw. i remember you killed a lot of birds with your porsche

Actually, I know someone who was racing his car on a country road (going about 180km p/h). Children can pop out of nowhere.

Speeding cars can't always stop on time.

gangbangjoe · 07-13-2005, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MikyMunki

Did you barbecue the remaining parts in spite.

What did your insurance claim look like for that?

"No seriously, a fucking chicken committed hari kari on my windshield and redecorated my interior in giblets."

1. barbecue feathers and blood ?
2. its called HARA KIRI
3. IT WASNT HIS PORSCHE

Machete_ · 07-13-2005, 03:35 AM

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=483306
it was a Pheasant

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-13-2005, 03:38 AM

I like to play chicken with Porsches:

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Roald · 07-13-2005, 03:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

3. IT WASNT HIS PORSCHE

Lol no shit ;)))

JFK · 07-13-2005, 03:47 AM

too bad , for both the chicken and the car

wildgirl · 07-13-2005, 04:36 AM

wow..that's a super chicken! that really sucks

Pete-KT · 07-13-2005, 04:37 AM

Damm thats crazy, oh well

Corleone · 07-13-2005, 04:39 AM

poor chicken

The Duck · 07-13-2005, 04:42 AM

Oo just look at the seats, all drenched in chicken-stu.

David! · 07-13-2005, 04:45 AM

Damn, that must have been a 5 pound chicken!!

naugthygUrL · 07-13-2005, 04:48 AM

too bad..

Vitasoy · 07-13-2005, 04:57 AM

Wrong place at the wrong time.

Ace-wtf · 07-13-2005, 05:53 AM

that sucks

does the insurance cover the chicken smell

well u can get always get a new one
i know where

Gruntled · 07-13-2005, 06:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xato

i highly doubt that humans would jump in front of a porsche.
idiot.

They do jump in front of and on top of cars. Check out the video

Freaking idiots.

crockett · 07-13-2005, 06:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

posted a while back, the driver must have felt lucked not to have his head mashed in by a chicken through the windshield

Windsheilds are designed to be strong enough to take those kinds of hits. I hit a damn buzzard in my Tacoma doing about 80mph. The fucker just bounced off my windsheild and did a few sumersaults before he landed feet up on the ground. It didn't even crack the windsheild.

I guess the porshe was probably doing a bit fast than 80mph..

EroticySteve · 07-13-2005, 06:23 AM

Here's another old one.... The Subservient Chicken www.subservientchicken.com

EroticySteve · 07-13-2005, 06:24 AM

Also, this is only a Boxster, not a real Porsche anyway.

Ogix · 07-13-2005, 06:24 AM

i didn't understand...explain what's the thread about

BuggyG · 07-13-2005, 06:26 AM

hehehe try explaining that to insurance company
brings to mind about porsche driver using a runway to test the car
and got a plane to land on him
guy had to get a police report because insurance copmpany wouldn't believe him when he told them!

Dalai lama · 07-13-2005, 06:27 AM

Time for a new Porsche ;)

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