>> I Hit a chicken with my Porsche
 

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:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

The chicken owned the porshe so badly

haha that must suck lol

Don't worry dear chicken, you still managed to get even..

one chicken - 2 bucks
one windshield for your Porsche - 2 million dolla

Man that is fuckin nasty....that porsche had to be cookin, i mean it didnt bank off the slanted windshield....it fuckin BUSTED THROUGH and disintegrated.....COOKIN!!!

Chicken Tar-Tar anyone?

It was SuperChicken! :1orglaugh

lol, yea its super chicken, not soo super anymore though :upsidedow

daymn that's nasty!!!

posted a while back, the driver must have felt lucked not to have his head mashed in by a chicken through the windshield

IDIOTS need to be more careful. If this had been a human it would have been prison time.

Fuck, how fast was that guy going? Where was the chicken? Motorway?

i highly doubt that humans would jump in front of a porsche.
idiot.

look at his postcount and register date ....
he cant be intelligent :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


and btw. i remember you killed a lot of birds with your porsche :)

:1orglaugh you're right, postcount means everything.
and no i didnt... i just took them for a short ride :1orglaugh

Did you barbecue the remaining parts in spite.

What did your insurance claim look like for that?

"No seriously, a fucking chicken committed hari kari on my windshield and redecorated my interior in giblets."

Actually, I know someone who was racing his car on a country road (going about 180km p/h). Children can pop out of nowhere. :winkwink: Speeding cars can't always stop on time. :winkwink:

1. barbecue feathers and blood ?
2. its called HARA KIRI
3. IT WASNT HIS PORSCHE

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.php?t=483306
it was a Pheasant

I like to play chicken with Porsches:

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Lol no shit ;)))

too bad , for both the chicken and the car :Oh crap

wow..that's a super chicken! that really sucks

Damm thats crazy, oh well :)

poor chicken :(

Oo just look at the seats, all drenched in chicken-stu.

Damn, that must have been a 5 pound chicken!!

too bad..

:( Wrong place at the wrong time.

that sucks

does the insurance cover the chicken smell

well u can get always get a new one
i know where :smokin

They do jump in front of and on top of cars. Check out the video

Freaking idiots.

Windsheilds are designed to be strong enough to take those kinds of hits. I hit a damn buzzard in my Tacoma doing about 80mph. The fucker just bounced off my windsheild and did a few sumersaults before he landed feet up on the ground. It didn't even crack the windsheild.

I guess the porshe was probably doing a bit fast than 80mph..

Here's another old one.... The Subservient Chicken www.subservientchicken.com

Also, this is only a Boxster, not a real Porsche anyway.

i didn't understand...explain what's the thread about :(

hehehe try explaining that to insurance company
brings to mind about porsche driver using a runway to test the car
and got a plane to land on him
guy had to get a police report because insurance copmpany wouldn't believe him when he told them! :1orglaugh

Time for a new Porsche ;)