Garth Brooks - I really dont get it - GoFuckYourself.com

Relish XXX · 07-11-2005, 07:54 AM

This guy has sold so many records it is unreal. Yet whenever I listen to his music I just want to commit suicide. The only decent band I can think of from Texas is ZZ Top.

Garth seems a nice guy but why is he so fucking depressed?

DWB · 07-11-2005, 07:58 AM

Garth is great and I'm not even a big country music fan.

TondaB · 07-11-2005, 08:31 AM

Garth Brooks is from Oklahoma;)

Steve · 07-11-2005, 08:33 AM

ZZ Top was awesome

AdPatron · 07-11-2005, 08:34 AM

Garth and country sucks.

Donny · 07-11-2005, 08:36 AM

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your 'Black Tie Affair'.

The last one to know... the last one to show... I was the last one you thought you'd see there.

And I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes, when I took his glass of champagne.

Then I toasted you and said "Honey, we may be through... but you'll never hear me complain!"

AdPatron · 07-11-2005, 08:38 AM

Let Garth Die!

Donny · 07-11-2005, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your 'Black Tie Affair'.

The last one to know... the last one to show... I was the last one you thought you'd see there.

And I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes, when I took his glass of champagne.

Then I toasted you and said "Honey, we may be through... but you'll never hear me complain!"

For those who are willing to let their minds paint them a picture, one can see this scene in their head and laugh their ass off!

A group of stuck up people are sitting in a room listening to soft music and congratulating themselves on being the masters of the universe. They're all wearing black and white formal wear, tuxes, expensive dresses... whatever. Then all of a sudden some dusty cowboy comes in wearing boots and has a jaw full of chew. He walks up to the bitch who left him for some rich dude, takes the rich guy's drink, chugs it, and delivers that line to his ex:

"We may be through, but you'll never hear me complain".

Nice. I like it.

Jason · 07-11-2005, 09:40 AM

garth rocks.. and he lives in oklahoma

Tala · 07-11-2005, 09:44 AM

Guess your Prince Charming
Wasn't after all
'Cause he sure seemed different
Right after the ball

I guess more than horses
Are turning into rats
And by the way he's walking
I can guess where your slipper's at!

It's midnight Cinderella
Time that you should know
There's gonna be some changes
In the way this story goes

It's midnight Cinderella
But don't you worry none
'Cause I'm Peter, Peter, the Pumpkin Eater
And the party's just begun.

LOL

axelcat · 07-11-2005, 10:45 AM

he is talented

Your Mothers Secret · 07-11-2005, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX

The only decent band I can think of from Texas is ZZ Top.

Also from Texas:
Janis Joplin
Johnny Winter and brother Edgar

and a little disco dance band by the name of:

PANTERA

Barefootsies · 07-11-2005, 11:06 AM

Never understood it myself. I listen to some country, and all, but can't stand Garth. Oh well. He's retired.

Relish XXX · 07-11-2005, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Never understood it myself. I listen to some country, and all, but can't stand Garth. Oh well. He's retired.

Thank fuck he has retired. The world suicde prevention squad can go on holiday.

Babaganoosh · 07-11-2005, 12:30 PM

Good thing not everyone has the same taste in music or this would be a very dull world. What do you listen to Relish?

websiex · 07-11-2005, 01:25 PM

In my opinion, Garth is probably one of the best, if not the best country singer ever. Even though he didn't write all of his songs, he is still great...

Standing outside the fire, unanswered prayers, friends in low places, that summer, ain't goin down, callin baton rouge, the river, longneck bottle, the dance, thunder rolls.... with all of those and more, how can you say he sucks?

Excellent music.

Paco, of Large Cash. · 07-11-2005, 01:29 PM

and to add salt to your (and my) wounds, we now have hic-hop (Big&Rich, or whatever the meatsticks are called).

pxxx · 07-11-2005, 01:30 PM

I guess people just like different music.

MissMiranda · 07-11-2005, 01:58 PM

well even being a "hardcore" (haha) goth/rivet head i still love garth brooks (grew up listening to him and well he kicks ass still.

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your 'Black Tie Affair'. The last one to know... the last one to show... I was the last one you thought you'd see there. And I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes, when I took his glass of champagne. Then I toasted you and said "Honey, we may be through... but you'll never hear me complain!" Last edited by DonovanPhillips; 07-11-2005 at 08:39 AM..

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Tala Fucked if I know Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Do you have a flag? Posts: 23,368	Guess your Prince Charming Wasn't after all 'Cause he sure seemed different Right after the ball I guess more than horses Are turning into rats And by the way he's walking I can guess where your slipper's at! It's midnight Cinderella Time that you should know There's gonna be some changes In the way this story goes It's midnight Cinderella But don't you worry none 'Cause I'm Peter, Peter, the Pumpkin Eater And the party's just begun. LOL __________________ ICQ: 11120676 \| Google: mindcrime \| Skype: suitemindcrime\|E-Mail: mindcrime AT gmail.com\|PR girl with great writing skills for hire!!!! Contact me to work for YOU!\|TECHIEMEDIA? 24/7 support from some of the best techs in the biz. Tell Jim that I sent you.

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DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	Garth is great and I'm not even a big country music fan.

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AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	Garth and country sucks.

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AdPatron No commissions, no fees. Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: USA Posts: 17,706	Let Garth Die!

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axelcat Adult Locals Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: West Coast Posts: 25,450	he is talented

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Barefootsies Choice is an Illusion Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Land of Obama Posts: 42,635	Never understood it myself. I listen to some country, and all, but can't stand Garth. Oh well. He's retired. __________________ Should You Email Your Members? Link1 \| Link2 \| Link3 Enough Said. "Would you rather live like a king for a year or like a prince forever?"

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Good thing not everyone has the same taste in music or this would be a very dull world. What do you listen to Relish? __________________ I like pie.

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websiex Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Pennsylvania, United States of America Posts: 987	In my opinion, Garth is probably one of the best, if not the best country singer ever. Even though he didn't write all of his songs, he is still great... Standing outside the fire, unanswered prayers, friends in low places, that summer, ain't goin down, callin baton rouge, the river, longneck bottle, the dance, thunder rolls.... with all of those and more, how can you say he sucks? Excellent music.

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Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	and to add salt to your (and my) wounds, we now have hic-hop (Big&Rich, or whatever the meatsticks are called).

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pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	I guess people just like different music.

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MissMiranda Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Riverside,CA Posts: 583	well even being a "hardcore" (haha) goth/rivet head i still love garth brooks (grew up listening to him and well he kicks ass still. __________________