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Relish XXX 07-11-2005 07:54 AM

Garth Brooks - I really dont get it
 
This guy has sold so many records it is unreal. Yet whenever I listen to his music I just want to commit suicide. The only decent band I can think of from Texas is ZZ Top.

Garth seems a nice guy but why is he so fucking depressed?

DWB 07-11-2005 07:58 AM

Garth is great and I'm not even a big country music fan.

TondaB 07-11-2005 08:31 AM

Garth Brooks is from Oklahoma;)

Steve 07-11-2005 08:33 AM

ZZ Top was awesome

AdPatron 07-11-2005 08:34 AM

Garth and country sucks.

Donny 07-11-2005 08:36 AM

Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your 'Black Tie Affair'.

The last one to know... the last one to show... I was the last one you thought you'd see there.

And I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes, when I took his glass of champagne.

Then I toasted you and said "Honey, we may be through... but you'll never hear me complain!"

AdPatron 07-11-2005 08:38 AM

Let Garth Die!

Donny 07-11-2005 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DonovanPhillips
Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots and ruined your 'Black Tie Affair'.

The last one to know... the last one to show... I was the last one you thought you'd see there.

And I saw the surprise, and the fear in his eyes, when I took his glass of champagne.

Then I toasted you and said "Honey, we may be through... but you'll never hear me complain!"

For those who are willing to let their minds paint them a picture, one can see this scene in their head and laugh their ass off!

A group of stuck up people are sitting in a room listening to soft music and congratulating themselves on being the masters of the universe. They're all wearing black and white formal wear, tuxes, expensive dresses... whatever. Then all of a sudden some dusty cowboy comes in wearing boots and has a jaw full of chew. He walks up to the bitch who left him for some rich dude, takes the rich guy's drink, chugs it, and delivers that line to his ex:

"We may be through, but you'll never hear me complain".

Nice. I like it.

Jason 07-11-2005 09:40 AM

garth rocks.. and he lives in oklahoma :)

Tala 07-11-2005 09:44 AM

Guess your Prince Charming
Wasn't after all
'Cause he sure seemed different
Right after the ball

I guess more than horses
Are turning into rats
And by the way he's walking
I can guess where your slipper's at!

It's midnight Cinderella
Time that you should know
There's gonna be some changes
In the way this story goes

It's midnight Cinderella
But don't you worry none
'Cause I'm Peter, Peter, the Pumpkin Eater
And the party's just begun.


LOL

axelcat 07-11-2005 10:45 AM

he is talented

Your Mothers Secret 07-11-2005 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relish XXX
The only decent band I can think of from Texas is ZZ Top.

Also from Texas:
Janis Joplin
Johnny Winter and brother Edgar


and a little disco dance band by the name of:

PANTERA :winkwink:

Barefootsies 07-11-2005 11:06 AM

Never understood it myself. I listen to some country, and all, but can't stand Garth. Oh well. He's retired.

:pimp

Relish XXX 07-11-2005 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies
Never understood it myself. I listen to some country, and all, but can't stand Garth. Oh well. He's retired.

:pimp

Thank fuck he has retired. The world suicde prevention squad can go on holiday.

Babaganoosh 07-11-2005 12:30 PM

Good thing not everyone has the same taste in music or this would be a very dull world. What do you listen to Relish?

websiex 07-11-2005 01:25 PM

In my opinion, Garth is probably one of the best, if not the best country singer ever. Even though he didn't write all of his songs, he is still great...

Standing outside the fire, unanswered prayers, friends in low places, that summer, ain't goin down, callin baton rouge, the river, longneck bottle, the dance, thunder rolls.... with all of those and more, how can you say he sucks?

Excellent music. :2 cents:

Paco, of Large Cash. 07-11-2005 01:29 PM

and to add salt to your (and my) wounds, we now have hic-hop (Big&Rich, or whatever the meatsticks are called).

pxxx 07-11-2005 01:30 PM

I guess people just like different music.

MissMiranda 07-11-2005 01:58 PM

well even being a "hardcore" (haha) goth/rivet head i still love garth brooks (grew up listening to him and well he kicks ass still.

:thumbsup


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