My SACK is swollen, I think its a hernia - GoFuckYourself.com

OG LennyT · 07-07-2005, 05:15 PM

fuckin shit man, anyone have a hernia before?

Mr Dickovitch · 07-07-2005, 05:16 PM

My friend did. It pushed so hard on his balls that he had to be castrated. Now he has little plastic balls there instead. At first it just hurts a little bit but in about 20 minutes your balls have to be removed.

Spunky · 07-07-2005, 05:18 PM

I had a double when I was a baby..just have these huge scars where they operated on me

Nylz · 07-07-2005, 05:22 PM

it's probably aids

sniperwolf · 07-07-2005, 05:25 PM

maybe it's your intestines...it happens... stop carrying heavy loads!

xNetworx · 07-07-2005, 05:26 PM

Go see a doctor for fucks sake. I had an inguinal hernia but that was in my abdomen.

xenigo · 07-07-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Nylz

it's probably aids

Thank you Dr. Nylz for that awe inspiring medical diagnosis. What would we do without posters on GFY with MD's?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-07-2005, 05:28 PM

Have you tried ending the swelling by burying your balls in ice? Perhaps a swift strike from a ball peen hammer will do the trick.

Then again, you could always call or go see a doctor...but since you're posting on GFY instead (the place I always go first for medical advice), then you may as well just get ready to kiss your testes goodbye, because we're still busy working on a cure for cancer.

That will be $50. Next patient please...

ADG Webmaster (Not really a Doctor, but plays an OB/GYN at sorority parties)

eroswebmaster · 07-07-2005, 05:30 PM

Look up Hydrocele in google.
I have the same issue.
It's not exactly a hernia it's a torn area i your scrotum that allows some fluids to leak back into your scrotum.
But then again you may have a hernia..go have it checked out.

Nylz · 07-07-2005, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by xenigo

Thank you Dr. Nylz for that awe inspiring medical diagnosis. What would we do without posters on GFY with MD's?

$$$ · 07-07-2005, 05:38 PM

I've had slight pain in my nutsack for a number of years now. I think I've probably had a hernia for awhile. Even if it's horrible, I refuse to get my nuts removed. I'd rather blow my fucking head off. Fuck you.

BigRod · 07-07-2005, 05:39 PM

A swollen sack is no laughing matter...get checked out man!!!

mastamindz · 07-07-2005, 05:58 PM

Perhaps you just need to get laid?

gopsycho · 07-07-2005, 06:00 PM

Talk to a doctor ASAP, not adult webmasters

MattO · 07-07-2005, 06:01 PM

If it hurts more on one nut then you might have testicular tortion, which means your nut is dying.
Get to the doc.

OG LennyT · 07-07-2005, 06:08 PM

Thanks for the serious and not so serious replies. I am going in to see the doc in the am, just wanted to get some opinions.

Honestly, I'm pretty nervous about this : (

Barefootsies · 07-07-2005, 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster

Look up Hydrocele in google.
I have the same issue.
It's not exactly a hernia it's a torn area i your scrotum that allows some fluids to leak back into your scrotum.
But then again you may have a hernia..go have it checked out.

I had this problem, and had the surgery. I got infected, so it was a lot worse then they said it would be, but I'll give you the quick hit details, and hopefully this is it for you..

One of my testicles had went from nice small fuzzie to something a little bigger than a golfball. It was uncomfortable in the drawas. It was hard to sit in chairs, and if I did a lot of walking, or activity, then it would swell to the point I would hobble around.

I thought it was cancer as well, and was worried. Went to doctor's, was referred to a uroligist, and then they did the jelly on the nuts scan. After that, they said it was not cancer, but a hydrocele. More a less, water pocket on your nuts.

Anyways, to get rid of it, you have an operation where they basically make an incision, and drain the water. You are only supposed to be out of commision for 1-2 weeks all depending (as I said, I got infected, and was out for 3 months).

While it solved the problem more a less, I still get some swelling from time to time in the following circumstances..

When a girl plays with my nuts too rough.
When I drink too much alcohol.
When I am really active, like in sports, and so on.
When I get insomnia, and do not sleep good for a few days.

If it's a hydrocele, then just get the outpatience operation, and be done with it. Hope that you do not get infected, and look forward to life afterwards.

kowntafit · 07-07-2005, 06:44 PM

Yeah, you've come to the wrong place dude.

khs · 07-07-2005, 07:23 PM

do your legs/inside thighs ache too?

NoCarrier · 07-07-2005, 07:25 PM

The doctor will need to insert a needle inside your balls to do some tests. It's going to hurt like hell, but you don't have any other alternative

Ron Bennett · 07-07-2005, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by dvd316

Thanks for the serious and not so serious replies. I am going in to see the doc in the am, just wanted to get some opinions.

Honestly, I'm pretty nervous about this : (

If the blood supply to the testicles is blocked for too long, they die - don't take the chance ... waiting until tomorrow could likely be too late ... get to the hospital NOW!

Ron

Wiggles · 07-07-2005, 07:46 PM

fuck that doesn't sound like fun, hope i never get that!

Juicy D. Links · 07-07-2005, 07:47 PM

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07-07-2005, 05:16 PM	#2
Mr Dickovitch Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 1,070	My friend did. It pushed so hard on his balls that he had to be castrated. Now he has little plastic balls there instead. At first it just hurts a little bit but in about 20 minutes your balls have to be removed.

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07-07-2005, 06:01 PM	#15
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	If it hurts more on one nut then you might have testicular tortion, which means your nut is dying. Get to the doc.

07-07-2005, 06:08 PM	#16
OG LennyT Wall Street Pimp Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 14,345	Thanks for the serious and not so serious replies. I am going in to see the doc in the am, just wanted to get some opinions. Honestly, I'm pretty nervous about this : ( __________________ Tradeking - my online broker \| 4.95 a trade \| make real $$

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