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OG LennyT 07-07-2005 05:15 PM

My SACK is swollen, I think its a hernia
 
fuckin shit man, anyone have a hernia before?

:(

Mr Dickovitch 07-07-2005 05:16 PM

My friend did. It pushed so hard on his balls that he had to be castrated. Now he has little plastic balls there instead. At first it just hurts a little bit but in about 20 minutes your balls have to be removed.

Spunky 07-07-2005 05:18 PM

I had a double when I was a baby..just have these huge scars where they operated on me

Nylz 07-07-2005 05:22 PM

it's probably aids

sniperwolf 07-07-2005 05:25 PM

maybe it's your intestines...it happens... stop carrying heavy loads!

xNetworx 07-07-2005 05:26 PM

Go see a doctor for fucks sake. I had an inguinal hernia but that was in my abdomen.

xenigo 07-07-2005 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nylz
it's probably aids

Thank you Dr. Nylz for that awe inspiring medical diagnosis. What would we do without posters on GFY with MD's?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-07-2005 05:28 PM

Dr. ADG is "In"
 
Have you tried ending the swelling by burying your balls in ice? Perhaps a swift strike from a ball peen hammer will do the trick.

Then again, you could always call or go see a doctor...but since you're posting on GFY instead (the place I always go first for medical advice), then you may as well just get ready to kiss your testes goodbye, because we're still busy working on a cure for cancer.

That will be $50. Next patient please...

ADG Webmaster (Not really a Doctor, but plays an OB/GYN at sorority parties)

eroswebmaster 07-07-2005 05:30 PM

Look up Hydrocele in google.
I have the same issue.
It's not exactly a hernia it's a torn area i your scrotum that allows some fluids to leak back into your scrotum.
But then again you may have a hernia..go have it checked out.

Nylz 07-07-2005 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xenigo
Thank you Dr. Nylz for that awe inspiring medical diagnosis. What would we do without posters on GFY with MD's?

:thumbsup

$$$ 07-07-2005 05:38 PM

I've had slight pain in my nutsack for a number of years now. I think I've probably had a hernia for awhile. Even if it's horrible, I refuse to get my nuts removed. I'd rather blow my fucking head off. Fuck you.

BigRod 07-07-2005 05:39 PM

A swollen sack is no laughing matter...get checked out man!!!

mastamindz 07-07-2005 05:58 PM

Perhaps you just need to get laid?

gopsycho 07-07-2005 06:00 PM

Talk to a doctor ASAP, not adult webmasters :2 cents:

MattO 07-07-2005 06:01 PM

If it hurts more on one nut then you might have testicular tortion, which means your nut is dying.
Get to the doc.

OG LennyT 07-07-2005 06:08 PM

Thanks for the serious and not so serious replies. I am going in to see the doc in the am, just wanted to get some opinions.

Honestly, I'm pretty nervous about this : (

Barefootsies 07-07-2005 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eroswebmaster
Look up Hydrocele in google.
I have the same issue.
It's not exactly a hernia it's a torn area i your scrotum that allows some fluids to leak back into your scrotum.
But then again you may have a hernia..go have it checked out.

I had this problem, and had the surgery. I got infected, so it was a lot worse then they said it would be, but I'll give you the quick hit details, and hopefully this is it for you..

One of my testicles had went from nice small fuzzie to something a little bigger than a golfball. It was uncomfortable in the drawas. It was hard to sit in chairs, and if I did a lot of walking, or activity, then it would swell to the point I would hobble around.

I thought it was cancer as well, and was worried. Went to doctor's, was referred to a uroligist, and then they did the jelly on the nuts scan. After that, they said it was not cancer, but a hydrocele. More a less, water pocket on your nuts.

Anyways, to get rid of it, you have an operation where they basically make an incision, and drain the water. You are only supposed to be out of commision for 1-2 weeks all depending (as I said, I got infected, and was out for 3 months).

While it solved the problem more a less, I still get some swelling from time to time in the following circumstances..

When a girl plays with my nuts too rough.
When I drink too much alcohol.
When I am really active, like in sports, and so on.
When I get insomnia, and do not sleep good for a few days.

If it's a hydrocele, then just get the outpatience operation, and be done with it. Hope that you do not get infected, and look forward to life afterwards.

:thumbsup

kowntafit 07-07-2005 06:44 PM

Yeah, you've come to the wrong place dude.

khs 07-07-2005 07:23 PM

do your legs/inside thighs ache too?

NoCarrier 07-07-2005 07:25 PM

The doctor will need to insert a needle inside your balls to do some tests. It's going to hurt like hell, but you don't have any other alternative :(

Ron Bennett 07-07-2005 07:34 PM

If this is for real, Get to Hospital NOW!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dvd316
Thanks for the serious and not so serious replies. I am going in to see the doc in the am, just wanted to get some opinions.

Honestly, I'm pretty nervous about this : (

If the blood supply to the testicles is blocked for too long, they die - don't take the chance ... waiting until tomorrow could likely be too late ... get to the hospital NOW!

Ron

Wiggles 07-07-2005 07:46 PM

fuck that doesn't sound like fun, hope i never get that!

Juicy D. Links 07-07-2005 07:47 PM

its chlymidia


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