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abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 02:38 PM

A few nights ago, my buddy comes by after driving back from downtown, LA. He comes in and tells me he saw something weird on the freeway:

"I'm driving down the 110, and notice cop cars stopped on the other side. I slow down and look closer and there's a guy ONLY in boxers laying on top of the hood of this dark/grey car with his head cut off and blood everywhere. And a few hundred feet away from this a bunch of other cop cars stopped and a couple of cars hit there. But this car wasn't badly hit and it was far from that scene."

what are some scenarios you guys think happened?

The Bootyologist · 07-06-2005, 02:40 PM

he was probably thrown from the vehicle.

Just_Dave · 07-06-2005, 02:40 PM

do you have any pics al

StuartD · 07-06-2005, 02:40 PM

Spawn got him.

pornstar2pac · 07-06-2005, 02:42 PM

someone threw a frisbee at him going 100mph

abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by The Bootyologist

he was probably thrown from the vehicle.

how does head get cut off from that? and why was he in only boxers?

The Bootyologist · 07-06-2005, 02:46 PM

he was probably thrown through tree libs or a hit a big road sign. people are decapitated everyday in car accidents. most of them are thrown from the vehicle due to no seat belts. maybe the paramedics/ first responders cut his clothes off of him?

LittleSassy · 07-06-2005, 02:46 PM

the aliens abducted him and cut off his head then throw his remaining body...and landed on the car:D

martyVP · 07-06-2005, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

how does head get cut off from that? and why was he in only boxers?

what the fuck?

Janet Reno · 07-06-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

how does head get cut off from that? and why was he in only boxers?

there is this big piece of glass on every car called a windshield, heard of it? for the boxers, he was about to pick up a hooker.

baddog · 07-06-2005, 02:50 PM

Guy was committing suicide, jumped off an overpass wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.

abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Guy was committing suicide, jumped off an overpass wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.

no bridge around that area...

sonofsam · 07-06-2005, 02:54 PM

they were filming a rap video

pornstar2pac · 07-06-2005, 02:54 PM

maybe your friend was high on acid or something

abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam

they were filming a rap video

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-06-2005, 03:00 PM

The moral of the story...when driving in LA traffic try not to lose your head, and just in case you might get in an accident, always wear clean underwear.

BTW, it's pretty standard procedure for cops to cover gruesome scenes like that right away. Maybe what you thought you saw wasn't accurate.

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abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

The moral of the story...when driving in LA traffic try not to lose your head, and just in case you might get in an accident, always wear clean underwear.

BTW, it's pretty standard procedure for cops to cover gruesome scenes like that right away. Maybe what you thought you saw wasn't accurate.

ADG Webmaster

impossible.... this guys' accuracy is always on the dot..

junction · 07-06-2005, 03:17 PM

Turn on the news and see what happened? If there was a fatal incident on the 110, it will most likely make the news.

My only problem with the story is, if it was a fatal accident / incident, they would have shut the freeway down for the investigation. Was it just LAPD or was it CHP? I also doubt the dead guy would have been left uncovered for everyone to see. Standard operating procedure dictates covering the victim.

abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by junction

Turn on the news and see what happened? If there was a fatal incident on the 110, it will most likely make the news.

My only problem with the story is, if it was a fatal accident / incident, they would have shut the freeway down for the investigation. Was it just LAPD or was it CHP? I also doubt the dead guy would have been left uncovered for everyone to see. Standard operating procedure dictates covering the victim.

they had just arrived to the scene... ambulences were not there yet...

baddog · 07-06-2005, 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

no bridge around that area...

There are overpasses all along the 110, could have been knocked far enough away that it wasn't obvious to an on-looker, but okay . . . . Guy was committing suicide, ran into traffic wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.

abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

There are overpasses all along the 110, could have been knocked far enough away that it wasn't obvious to an on-looker, but okay . . . . Guy was committing suicide, ran into traffic wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.

very possible...

baddog · 07-06-2005, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by junction

My only problem with the story is, if it was a fatal accident / incident, they would have shut the freeway down for the investigation. Was it just LAPD or was it CHP? I also doubt the dead guy would have been left uncovered for everyone to see. Standard operating procedure dictates covering the victim.

hahaha . . . you think they are going to close a freeway everytime someone dies on it? We would be at more of a standstill than normal if that happened.

baddog · 07-06-2005, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

very possible...

Do I win a t-shirt?

baddog · 07-06-2005, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al

they had just arrived to the scene... ambulences were not there yet...

Doesn't sound like he needs an ambulance

E Guru · 07-06-2005, 04:48 PM

They found him in the trunk

abyss_al · 07-06-2005, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

Do I win a t-shirt?

sure

tony286 · 07-06-2005, 04:53 PM

man its fucked to be him lol

nick1980 · 07-06-2005, 05:05 PM

lets go consult Gil Grissom!

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