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abyss_al 07-06-2005 02:38 PM

Help me figure out what happened here----->
 
A few nights ago, my buddy comes by after driving back from downtown, LA. He comes in and tells me he saw something weird on the freeway:

"I'm driving down the 110, and notice cop cars stopped on the other side. I slow down and look closer and there's a guy ONLY in boxers laying on top of the hood of this dark/grey car with his head cut off and blood everywhere. And a few hundred feet away from this a bunch of other cop cars stopped and a couple of cars hit there. But this car wasn't badly hit and it was far from that scene."


what are some scenarios you guys think happened?

The Bootyologist 07-06-2005 02:40 PM

he was probably thrown from the vehicle.

Just_Dave 07-06-2005 02:40 PM

do you have any pics al

StuartD 07-06-2005 02:40 PM

Spawn got him.

pornstar2pac 07-06-2005 02:42 PM

someone threw a frisbee at him going 100mph

abyss_al 07-06-2005 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Bootyologist
he was probably thrown from the vehicle.


how does head get cut off from that? and why was he in only boxers?

The Bootyologist 07-06-2005 02:46 PM

he was probably thrown through tree libs or a hit a big road sign. people are decapitated everyday in car accidents. most of them are thrown from the vehicle due to no seat belts. maybe the paramedics/ first responders cut his clothes off of him?

LittleSassy 07-06-2005 02:46 PM

the aliens abducted him and cut off his head then throw his remaining body...and landed on the car:D

martyVP 07-06-2005 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
how does head get cut off from that? and why was he in only boxers?


what the fuck?

Janet Reno 07-06-2005 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
how does head get cut off from that? and why was he in only boxers?

there is this big piece of glass on every car called a windshield, heard of it? for the boxers, he was about to pick up a hooker.

baddog 07-06-2005 02:50 PM

Guy was committing suicide, jumped off an overpass wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.

abyss_al 07-06-2005 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Guy was committing suicide, jumped off an overpass wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.


no bridge around that area...

sonofsam 07-06-2005 02:54 PM

they were filming a rap video

pornstar2pac 07-06-2005 02:54 PM

maybe your friend was high on acid or something

abyss_al 07-06-2005 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam
they were filming a rap video


:1orglaugh

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-06-2005 03:00 PM

The moral of the story...when driving in LA traffic try not to lose your head, and just in case you might get in an accident, always wear clean underwear.

BTW, it's pretty standard procedure for cops to cover gruesome scenes like that right away. Maybe what you thought you saw wasn't accurate.

ADG Webmaster

abyss_al 07-06-2005 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
The moral of the story...when driving in LA traffic try not to lose your head, and just in case you might get in an accident, always wear clean underwear.

BTW, it's pretty standard procedure for cops to cover gruesome scenes like that right away. Maybe what you thought you saw wasn't accurate.

ADG Webmaster


impossible.... this guys' accuracy is always on the dot..

junction 07-06-2005 03:17 PM

Turn on the news and see what happened? If there was a fatal incident on the 110, it will most likely make the news.

My only problem with the story is, if it was a fatal accident / incident, they would have shut the freeway down for the investigation. Was it just LAPD or was it CHP? I also doubt the dead guy would have been left uncovered for everyone to see. Standard operating procedure dictates covering the victim.

abyss_al 07-06-2005 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junction
Turn on the news and see what happened? If there was a fatal incident on the 110, it will most likely make the news.

My only problem with the story is, if it was a fatal accident / incident, they would have shut the freeway down for the investigation. Was it just LAPD or was it CHP? I also doubt the dead guy would have been left uncovered for everyone to see. Standard operating procedure dictates covering the victim.



they had just arrived to the scene... ambulences were not there yet...

baddog 07-06-2005 04:42 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al
no bridge around that area...

There are overpasses all along the 110, could have been knocked far enough away that it wasn't obvious to an on-looker, but okay . . . . Guy was committing suicide, ran into traffic wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.

abyss_al 07-06-2005 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
There are overpasses all along the 110, could have been knocked far enough away that it wasn't obvious to an on-looker, but okay . . . . Guy was committing suicide, ran into traffic wearing only his boxers. Got hit, knocked his head off.

Mission accomplished.



very possible...

baddog 07-06-2005 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by junction
My only problem with the story is, if it was a fatal accident / incident, they would have shut the freeway down for the investigation. Was it just LAPD or was it CHP? I also doubt the dead guy would have been left uncovered for everyone to see. Standard operating procedure dictates covering the victim.


hahaha . . . you think they are going to close a freeway everytime someone dies on it? We would be at more of a standstill than normal if that happened.

baddog 07-06-2005 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by abyss_al
very possible...


Do I win a t-shirt?

baddog 07-06-2005 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abyss_al
they had just arrived to the scene... ambulences were not there yet...


Doesn't sound like he needs an ambulance

E Guru 07-06-2005 04:48 PM

They found him in the trunk

abyss_al 07-06-2005 04:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Do I win a t-shirt?


sure :thumbsup

tony286 07-06-2005 04:53 PM

man its fucked to be him lol

nick1980 07-06-2005 05:05 PM

lets go consult Gil Grissom!


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