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2HousePlague · 06-27-2005, 09:40 PM

I realize we all had a crazy week last week, but...

? -- HOW THE FUCK DID WE MISS THIS -- ?

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Mary Carey A Hit at Bush Fundraiser
By: Dan Miller
Posted: 5:00 pm PDT 6-21-2005

LOS ANGELES - The mainstream media opportunities continue to pour in for Kick Ass Pictures contract star Mary Carey, whose attendance at last Tuesday?s Republican fundraiser hosted by President Bush peaked the interest of numerous press outlets.

The Kick Ass Pictures contract star attended the event with company president Mark Kulkis, who was invited by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). Kulkis serves as an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC?s Business Advisory Council, a group of business people who advocate a progressive, pro-business agenda.

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Number of GFY Threads containing "Mary Carey" in Title = 19
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Forgive me if some of this is old -- that's not the point. I have only just pieced this together in the last half hour -- when I discovered on John Stewart that the REPUBLICAN PARTY has apparently been DELIGHTFULLY HAPPY to share the DC SPOTLIGHT with a certain PORN STAR. And the best part is this was happening LAST WEEK -- just as we were sweating some Washington-related matters of our own --

I did a little research and found out it was Mary Carey that ran against Arnold for the Governorship of California back in 2003. I remember that -- but I was a bellhop at a hotel back then -- that's my excuse.

You might say smugly -- "Well, Jack we all knew that, so what.."

To which I would have to respond, "If you have known since 2003 that a member our industry has ingratiated herself into the embrace of the Republican Party (even if that is only a PR-embrace) and you have failed to make that girl a symbol of our cause -- WTF is wrong with you -- !"

Here we have the perfect symbol, the perfect vessel to carry our message straight into the stiffening laps of the fogies on the Hill who put the squeeze on us on Monday morning after partying with Mary on Saturday -- I am incredulous -- !

I don't know mary. I don't know Kick Ass Pictures. But somebody, somebody should put this amazing girl in synch with the legal and political objectives of this industry. Hell -- she's been doing a great job without any guidance at all-- !

It kills me to think that we might have just asked Mary to whisper sexily into a certain ear in Washington:

"Ummm... I'm really bummed... this whole 2257 thing's really got me down..."

2003 Candidates for CA Governorl

Mary Carey BIO

2HP

reynold · 06-27-2005, 09:44 PM

Nice pics--A gud way to start the week..

WhiteCash · 06-27-2005, 09:44 PM

You think she can actually speak in full sentences?

Radical Rick · 06-27-2005, 09:47 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteCash

You think she can actually speak in full sentences?

NaughtyRob · 06-27-2005, 09:57 PM

She is one dumb bimbo.

gage · 06-27-2005, 10:00 PM

looks like she's getting a gut

-g

BlueWire · 06-27-2005, 10:05 PM

Didn't i see like 42 posts in the past week about this?

2HousePlague · 06-27-2005, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by WhiteCash (et al)

You think she can actually speak in full sentences?

PR Lesson:

Gosh -- I expect that anybody in this business already understands that traffic is money -- how anyone could then FAIL to see that that THIS appiles to ALL FORMS of traffic -- is beyond me.

THE CAMERA CRAVES ALL CONTENT THAT CONVERTS
SO DOES THE PEN OF THE PRESS

The eye-ball and ratings-hungry media is not motivated to cover articulate talking heads. That I should have to type these words on GFY is staggering...

...but, SEX SELLS

And everybody that is selling anything should know that. My God, it may be that here in Adult -- the one industry where we don't have to think how to get the Sex into our product -- may be the one industry that has forgotten how to sell with Sex.

That really would explain a lot --

TIP: If you want a fat white guy to do you a favor, you don't send him a book --

2HP

FilthyRob · 06-27-2005, 10:12 PM

I talked to her at erotica la last year and she seems very well composed.

Lt. Space Dingo · 06-27-2005, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 2HousePlague

PR Lesson:

TIP: If you want a fat white guy to do you a favor, you don't send him a book --

2HP

you send him a cheeseburger?

taibo · 06-27-2005, 10:17 PM

bump, for the cause.

Lt. Space Dingo · 06-27-2005, 10:17 PM

but seriously,

who has nude photos of this broad with which we can blackmail her into supporting our cause?

chase · 06-27-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lt. Space Dingo

but seriously,

who has nude photos of this broad with which we can blackmail her into supporting our cause?

chase · 06-27-2005, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

Wait...you WERE joking........
right?

emthree · 06-27-2005, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Lt. Space Dingo

but seriously,

who has nude photos of this broad with which we can blackmail her into supporting our cause?

Everyone.

BiggleJones · 06-27-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by BlueWire

Didn't i see like 42 posts in the past week about this?

I was thinking the same thing

IPK · 06-28-2005, 12:12 AM

I saw her on the daily show, and she's a complete ditz

cambaby · 06-28-2005, 12:25 AM

Here surfers http://www.thesexblog.com/index.php?info=1999

RyuLion · 06-28-2005, 12:40 AM

I'd hit her everyday!

pornguy · 06-28-2005, 12:42 AM

She has a great set of tits.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-28-2005, 12:44 AM

I didnt miss her;)

I posted about it, but one gave a shit lOL

2HousePlague · 06-28-2005, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by BiggleJones

I was thinking the same thing

Yeah -- but, so what, nothing came of it -- !

So, a few people made threads on GFY -- and I only counted 19, not 42 -- at least with her name in the title.

DAMN... [shakes head]

So, let me understand this... Because a few people noticed unexcitedly, and said "Hey looka, looka..." and the thread was bumped for 20 mins -- and y'all made your requisite big tit and dumb blonde jokes, and revelled a few minutes in "I'm a player on GFY" self-congratulatory smugness (which very few people in this biz have any right or reason to adopt, it's proper to note), we're done -- ?

You're bored of this topic -- ?

I'm sorry.

Where's the next "Would you hit it..." thread -- ?

2HP

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