Mary Carey -- ! -- [BUMPTHISFUCKINGTHREAD]
 

I realize we all had a crazy week last week, but...








Forgive me if some of this is old -- that's not the point. I have only just pieced this together in the last half hour -- when I discovered on John Stewart that the REPUBLICAN PARTY has apparently been DELIGHTFULLY HAPPY to share the DC SPOTLIGHT with a certain PORN STAR. And the best part is this was happening LAST WEEK -- just as we were sweating some Washington-related matters of our own -- :mad:

I did a little research and found out it was Mary Carey that ran against Arnold for the Governorship of California back in 2003. I remember that -- but I was a bellhop at a hotel back then -- that's my excuse.


Here we have the perfect symbol, the perfect vessel to carry our message straight into the stiffening laps of the fogies on the Hill who put the squeeze on us on Monday morning after partying with Mary on Saturday -- I am incredulous -- !

I don't know mary. I don't know Kick Ass Pictures. But somebody, somebody should put this amazing girl in synch with the legal and political objectives of this industry. Hell -- she's been doing a great job without any guidance at all-- !


2HP

Nice pics--A gud way to start the week..

You think she can actually speak in full sentences?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

She is one dumb bimbo.

looks like she's getting a gut :( -g

Didn't i see like 42 posts in the past week about this? :error

PR Lesson:

Gosh -- I expect that anybody in this business already understands that traffic is money -- how anyone could then FAIL to see that that THIS appiles to ALL FORMS of traffic -- is beyond me.

THE CAMERA CRAVES ALL CONTENT THAT CONVERTS
SO DOES THE PEN OF THE PRESS

The eye-ball and ratings-hungry media is not motivated to cover articulate talking heads. That I should have to type these words on GFY is staggering...

...but, SEX SELLS

And everybody that is selling anything should know that. My God, it may be that here in Adult -- the one industry where we don't have to think how to get the Sex into our product -- may be the one industry that has forgotten how to sell with Sex.

That really would explain a lot -- :)

TIP: If you want a fat white guy to do you a favor, you don't send him a book -- :winkwink:



2HP

I talked to her at erotica la last year and she seems very well composed.

you send him a cheeseburger?

bump, for the cause.

but seriously,

who has nude photos of this broad with which we can blackmail her into supporting our cause?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Wait...you WERE joking........
right?

Everyone.
http://www.erotiqlinks.com/nude-mode.../golemi/67.jpg

I was thinking the same thing

I saw her on the daily show, and she's a complete ditz

Here surfers http://www.thesexblog.com/index.php?info=1999

I'd hit her everyday!

She has a great set of tits.

I didnt miss her;)

I posted about it, but one gave a shit lOL:)

Yeah -- but, so what, nothing came of it -- !

So, a few people made threads on GFY -- and I only counted 19, not 42 -- at least with her name in the title.

DAMN... [shakes head]

So, let me understand this... Because a few people noticed unexcitedly, and said "Hey looka, looka..." and the thread was bumped for 20 mins -- and y'all made your requisite big tit and dumb blonde jokes, and revelled a few minutes in "I'm a player on GFY" self-congratulatory smugness (which very few people in this biz have any right or reason to adopt, it's proper to note), we're done -- ?

You're bored of this topic -- ?

I'm sorry.

Where's the next "Would you hit it..." thread -- ?


2HP