I realize we all had a crazy week last week, but...
Forgive me if some of this is old -- that's not the point. I have only just pieced this together in the last half hour -- when I discovered on John Stewart that the REPUBLICAN PARTY has apparently been DELIGHTFULLY HAPPY to share the DC SPOTLIGHT with a certain PORN STAR. And the best part is this was happening LAST WEEK -- just as we were sweating some Washington-related matters of our own --
I did a little research and found out it was Mary Carey that ran against Arnold for the Governorship of California back in 2003. I remember that -- but I was a bellhop at a hotel back then -- that's my excuse.
Here we have the perfect symbol, the perfect vessel to carry our message straight into the stiffening laps of the fogies on the Hill who put the squeeze on us on Monday morning after partying with Mary on Saturday -- I am incredulous -- !
I don't know mary. I don't know Kick Ass Pictures. But somebody, somebody should put this amazing girl in synch with the legal and political objectives of this industry. Hell -- she's been doing a great job without any guidance at all-- !
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? -- HOW THE FUCK DID WE MISS THIS -- ?
Mary Carey A Hit at Bush Fundraiser
By: Dan Miller
Posted: 5:00 pm PDT 6-21-2005
LOS ANGELES - The mainstream media opportunities continue to pour in for Kick Ass Pictures contract star Mary Carey, whose attendance at last Tuesday?s Republican fundraiser hosted by President Bush peaked the interest of numerous press outlets.
The Kick Ass Pictures contract star attended the event with company president Mark Kulkis, who was invited by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). Kulkis serves as an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC?s Business Advisory Council, a group of business people who advocate a progressive, pro-business agenda.
By: Dan Miller
Posted: 5:00 pm PDT 6-21-2005
LOS ANGELES - The mainstream media opportunities continue to pour in for Kick Ass Pictures contract star Mary Carey, whose attendance at last Tuesday?s Republican fundraiser hosted by President Bush peaked the interest of numerous press outlets.
The Kick Ass Pictures contract star attended the event with company president Mark Kulkis, who was invited by the National Republican Congressional Committee (NRCC). Kulkis serves as an Honorary Chairman on the NRCC?s Business Advisory Council, a group of business people who advocate a progressive, pro-business agenda.
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Forgive me if some of this is old -- that's not the point. I have only just pieced this together in the last half hour -- when I discovered on John Stewart that the REPUBLICAN PARTY has apparently been DELIGHTFULLY HAPPY to share the DC SPOTLIGHT with a certain PORN STAR. And the best part is this was happening LAST WEEK -- just as we were sweating some Washington-related matters of our own --
I did a little research and found out it was Mary Carey that ran against Arnold for the Governorship of California back in 2003. I remember that -- but I was a bellhop at a hotel back then -- that's my excuse.
You might say smugly -- "Well, Jack we all knew that, so what.."
To which I would have to respond, "If you have known since 2003 that a member our industry has ingratiated herself into the embrace of the Republican Party (even if that is only a PR-embrace) and you have failed to make that girl a symbol of our cause -- WTF is wrong with you -- !"
To which I would have to respond, "If you have known since 2003 that a member our industry has ingratiated herself into the embrace of the Republican Party (even if that is only a PR-embrace) and you have failed to make that girl a symbol of our cause -- WTF is wrong with you -- !"
Here we have the perfect symbol, the perfect vessel to carry our message straight into the stiffening laps of the fogies on the Hill who put the squeeze on us on Monday morning after partying with Mary on Saturday -- I am incredulous -- !
I don't know mary. I don't know Kick Ass Pictures. But somebody, somebody should put this amazing girl in synch with the legal and political objectives of this industry. Hell -- she's been doing a great job without any guidance at all-- !
It kills me to think that we might have just asked Mary to whisper sexily into a certain ear in Washington:
"Ummm... I'm really bummed... this whole 2257 thing's really got me down..."
2003 Candidates for CA Governorl
Mary Carey BIO
"Ummm... I'm really bummed... this whole 2257 thing's really got me down..."
2003 Candidates for CA Governorl
Mary Carey BIO
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