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If you go to jail for 2257, do you go to the nice jail or the mean jail?
Do yo go to the martha stewart kind of jail where they cook and sing songs and shit, or do you go to the Tony montana kind of scary jail like in scarface?
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you dont know the answer? LOL
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Probably the one where they not only dont lube you up, they fill you up with sand.
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You go to death row.
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you go to Federal "pound me in the ass" prison.
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sperminator you beat me to it
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The trick is to beat someones ass the first day, or become someones bitch.
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no record I think you would go to minium security
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I need a beer
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You'll be labeled as fresh meat and abused
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I love to racism, bro!
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It's a federal charge so you'll be housed with a better class of criminal than a state penitentiary.
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would they really send someone to a minimum security prison for 9 years?
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Earn enough to buy coffee
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You head off for cuba and Guantanamo...
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You go to federal prison. It is a federal violation, and has nothing to do with state.
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They would probably make you register as a child molester after you get out.
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You get less time for man slaughter
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Even though I sell mature women solo. The youngest woman I sell is I think 40, lol.
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you'd pretty much be at the bottom of the food chain, after snitches if you went to jail for that...
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Edit: All you gotta do is convince everyone you're one crazy mother fucker. Someone says something to you, get really offended and right in their face, beat them down if neccesary. Then take a swing at a guard. RESPECT.
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coming from a canuck. hahahahaah
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you going to be chilling in jail with enron ceos
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So Fucking Banned
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It doesn't matter where you go, you will get him as your cell mate:
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I'm just going to go in the shower and find the man with the smallest dick and be his bitch and remember it's only gay if you push back...
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interesting point of view |
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i need to pee, brb fbi afk cia
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