If you go to jail for 2257, do you go to the nice jail or the mean jail?
 

Do yo go to the martha stewart kind of jail where they cook and sing songs and shit, or do you go to the Tony montana kind of scary jail like in scarface?

you dont know the answer? LOL

Probably the one where they not only dont lube you up, they fill you up with sand.

You go to death row.

you go to Federal "pound me in the ass" prison.

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sperminator you beat me to it :upsidedow

The trick is to beat someones ass the first day, or become someones bitch.

no record I think you would go to minium security

You'll be labeled as fresh meat and abused :(

That was gonna be my response :)
WG

It's a federal charge so you'll be housed with a better class of criminal than a state penitentiary.

would they really send someone to a minimum security prison for 9 years?

Females get half terms for reproductive reasons

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You head off for cuba and Guantanamo...

are cuban chicks hot?

Gotta love Office Space. :1orglaugh

even if you are a child pornographer? :upsidedow

You go to federal prison. It is a federal violation, and has nothing to do with state.

They would probably make you register as a child molester after you get out.

All because you didn't have your 2257 papers for Dave Cummings in alphabetical order. :1orglaugh

You get less time for man slaughter :1orglaugh

Even though I sell mature women solo. The youngest woman I sell is I think 40, lol.
unreal

you'd pretty much be at the bottom of the food chain, after snitches if you went to jail for that...

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Quoted for truth.

Edit: All you gotta do is convince everyone you're one crazy mother fucker. Someone says something to you, get really offended and right in their face, beat them down if neccesary. Then take a swing at a guard. RESPECT.

coming from a canuck. hahahahaah

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you going to be chilling in jail with enron ceos :)

It doesn't matter where you go, you will get him as your cell mate:

http://www.penissizedebate.com/image..._big_dick2.jpg

I'm just going to go in the shower and find the man with the smallest dick and be his bitch and remember it's only gay if you push back...

interesting point of view

i need to pee, brb fbi afk cia