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Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 11:43 AM

If I gave out free tickets to Riverdance? I hear it's an excellent show.

fris · 06-23-2005, 11:45 AM

what state is it in?

i am going to LA pretty soon to see the king tut exhitbit, and phoenix, then of course florida for internext.

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

what state is it in?

i am going to LA pretty soon to see the king tut exhitbit, and phoenix, then of course florida for internext.

Bless you my child! Chio, and I will both be in Florida! Settled then. You are in. You will need a cool nickname like Brother Love Goat. Is this ok? You could use Fris too.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-23-2005, 11:48 AM

Sure fuckit why not....

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-23-2005, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris

what state is it in?

i am going to LA pretty soon to see the king tut exhitbit, and phoenix, then of course florida for internext.

If you not incarcerated by then....

LittleSassy · 06-23-2005, 11:49 AM

what cult?

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

Sure fuckit why not....

AMEN! I dub thee Brother Green!

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleSassy

what cult?

Are you with the feds?

fris · 06-23-2005, 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlienQ

If you not incarcerated by then....

lol, still kissing ass i see.

at least i didnt go on a rampage making 100 threads like your psycho ass did a month ago.

i wouldnt trade my shit for that any day

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 06-23-2005, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

lol, still kissing ass i see.

at least i didnt go on a rampage making 100 threads like your psycho ass did a month ago.

i wouldnt trade my shit for that any day

Ya got issues...

Furious_Female · 06-23-2005, 11:57 AM

Yes, as long as I get to hold a high position in the cult!

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Female

Yes, as long as I get to hold a high position in the cult!

You shall now be known as... Sister Furious Female Tender of Large Goats. It's a very very very very very very very very high position.

On an unreleated note... have you tried the milk at Dairy Queen? you'd think with a name like Dairy Queen it would be delicious. I really want to try it.

psili · 06-23-2005, 12:04 PM

Funny you bring this thread up as a couple of coworkers and I were talking about franchising our own religion. It would be completely web-based and the first commandment would be:

1. Thou shalt not submit help desk or customer service emails.

*shrug*

Furious_Female · 06-23-2005, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

You shall now be known as... Sister Furious Female Tender of Large Goats. It's a very very very very very very very very high position.

On an unreleated note... have you tried the milk at Dairy Queen? you'd think with a name like Dairy Queen it would be delicious. I really want to try it.

OMG yay!! I am not worthy!

LOL No, I haven't tried DQ milk... but their ice cream is pretty good

Metalsound · 06-23-2005, 12:10 PM

Can I represent your cult here in South America where I´ve been living for a year now? What is my rank and whats my title name?

Chio The Pirate · 06-23-2005, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furious_Female

OMG yay!! I am not worthy!

LOL No, I haven't tried DQ milk... but their ice cream is pretty good

Bless you child. I shall take you to Dairy Queen after the initiation. We can partake in the unknown milk together.

PRAISE ALLAH!

psili · 06-23-2005, 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate

Bless you child. I shall take you to Dairy Queen after the initiation. We can partake in the unknown milk together.

PRAISE ALLAH!

You talking like a Theologian or just forget which nick you're posting under

;)

Chio The Pirate · 06-23-2005, 12:15 PM

YARGH!!!

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metalsound

Can I represent your cult here in South America where I´ve been living for a year now? What is my rank and whats my title name?

YES! May God bless you with a light rain while you walk goats. From this moment forward, you shall be known as Brother Spain.

Please set a candle out on your Porch, or Lanai. A bird will come in the evening with further instructions.

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by psili

You talking like a Theologian or just forget which nick you're posting under

;)

Chio's going to be mad.

AdultInsider Cloner · 06-23-2005, 12:26 PM

Hmm, I usually start cults for profit..not join them..

MrAwesome · 06-23-2005, 01:01 PM

chio and theo same guy?

psili · 06-23-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrAwesome

chio and theo same guy?

No.

Chio's the pirate.

Theo's the theologian.

MrAwesome · 06-23-2005, 01:12 PM

yeah different characters, same person posting?

Metalsound · 06-23-2005, 01:18 PM

Well, the news I heard here that there would be a blackout this evening so many candles will be on porches tonight.

Send it tomorrow please!!

cashengine · 06-23-2005, 01:19 PM

I am from Canada...I am wise in the way of philosophy, religion, and metaphysics. Please prefix name as "The Prophet"....I expect nothing less than to be the Leader of the Movement in Canada....Praise Allah

Meta Ridley · 06-23-2005, 01:54 PM

I've been looking for a cult to join.

Does your cult hate people who talk in movie theaters? If so I'll join.

CJTraffic · 06-23-2005, 02:21 PM

I'm all about a cult...break out some ground rules and guidelines. Oh, and can I be the executioner for anybody who tries to leave the cult or who breaks the strict vow of silence?

jimmyf · 06-23-2005, 02:49 PM

ain't joining NO fucking clut, got on ones mailing list once and it took me years and years 2 get off.

God 2 join one, wonder what would happen?

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CJTraffic

I'm all about a cult...break out some ground rules and guidelines. Oh, and can I be the executioner for anybody who tries to leave the cult or who breaks the strict vow of silence?

This is all hush hush for now you understand. A bird will fly to your window this very evening. It will peck 3 times. Open the window after it leaves, there will be a note for you with further instructions.

I give thee the name Brother Daisy Petals. This is a good name?

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jimmyf

ain't joining NO fucking clut, got on ones mailing list once and it took me years and years 2 get off.

God 2 join one, wonder what would happen?

I am not familiar with this clut thing, but I assure you we will only mail when the Mother Ship is due to arrive. Also an occasional Turkey recipe.

If you agree to join, I will give you the perfect name. Where shall I send the Riverdance tickets?

sonofsam · 06-23-2005, 05:59 PM

i joined this cult and all i got was this lousy std and a baby

http://www.cdc.gov/std/images/preg&s...pregnancy3.jpg

hotlinking didn't work

Theo The Theologian · 06-23-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i joined this cult and all i got was this lousy std and a baby

http://www.cdc.gov/std/images/preg&s...pregnancy3.jpg

hotlinking didn't work

Bless you Sam. I am sorry for the STD, and hope you will be happy that I have a special place in my organization for someone such as yourself. If you can eat 4 whoppers in under two minutes, you are in.

Please accept Jesus into your heart, and find some small Goats for "Two for Jewsday".

You shall now, from this moment forward be known as
Good Bong Samilambadingdong.

reynold · 06-23-2005, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam

i joined this cult and all i got was this lousy std and a baby

http://www.cdc.gov/std/images/preg&s...pregnancy3.jpg

hotlinking didn't work

Oh, what a sad story!

sniperwolf · 06-23-2005, 07:45 PM

is there a freebie or something if i join?

sonofsam · 06-23-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Bless you Sam. I am sorry for the STD, and hope you will be happy that I have a special place in my organization for someone such as yourself. If you can eat 4 whoppers in under two minutes, you are in.

Please accept Jesus into your heart, and find some small Goats for "Two for Jewsday".

You shall now, from this moment forward be known as
Good Bong Samilambadingdong.

i actually ate 3 footlong steak and cheese subs from subway... thats gotta amount to something!

... though i nearly puked afterwards.. it was tough as hell

Spunky · 06-23-2005, 07:47 PM

Only if you have Jesus juice

AmateurFlix · 06-23-2005, 07:57 PM

Chio is this you?

"AUGUST, 1997
Four new high school/middle school buildings are completed at Manchester, Seaman, Peebles, and West Union in Adams County, Ohio. As part of each schools' dedication, a tablet-shaped granite monument inscribed with the Ten Commandments is placed near the flagpole.

The project was facilitated by the Adams County Ministerial Association at the urging of a number of residents of Adams County who expressed concern over the lack of a firm moral foundation for students in the county. It was entirely funded and is maintained by donations from private citizens and businesses.

The Adams County/Ohio Valley School Board permitted the monuments to be placed on school grounds. The placement of the monuments is widely reported by local and regional news media.

JANUARY - SEPTEMBER, 1998

An unmarried man from Peebles, with no children in the school system, writes several letters to the Superintendent of the district proposing the placement of monuments which he asserts represents his religious group, "The Center for Phallic Worship," of which he represents himself as the "Interim Director."

The proposed monuments were to be four 6' "anatomically correct" penises, with the words "Love One Another" inscribed on the bases.

http://www.4the10.net/saga_1.htm

candyflip · 06-23-2005, 08:00 PM

Any tax breaks?

Ace_luffy · 06-23-2005, 09:19 PM

cult...... anyone?

poisson · 06-23-2005, 09:33 PM

No i'm not

Theo The Theologian · 06-24-2005, 12:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

Any tax breaks?

Yes. So are you in?
I will need to speak with you about Breakfast Sausages, and there impact on Japanese Wildlife? this is just a formaility, before you join.

Napolean · 06-24-2005, 12:21 AM

If I'm already a member can I still get tickets to riverdance?

Theo The Theologian · 06-24-2005, 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Napolean

If I'm already a member can I still get tickets to riverdance?

Yes Brother Sunshine. Shall I mail them to the same address I sent the High Def videos of Headless Goat Polo? Let me know, and please don't forget the Splenda for the coffee at this weeks meeting.

Downtime · 06-24-2005, 12:36 AM

if you included backstage passes then we might have a deal, theo

Napolean · 06-24-2005, 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian

Yes Brother Sunshine. Shall I mail them to the same address I sent the High Def videos of Headless Goat Polo? Let me know, and please don't forget the Splenda for the coffee at this weeks meeting.

yes sir

I got plenty of Splenda to go around, I hafta tattle on "fb" I caught him using sweet n' lo the other day

edited: so teh feds dont catch on

reynold · 06-24-2005, 01:34 AM

count me in

Theo The Theologian · 06-24-2005, 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

if you included backstage passes then we might have a deal, theo

I will try my best. Bless you my child, and may your loins be fruity.

Metalsound · 06-24-2005, 01:08 PM

Me waiting for some approval from my master THEO THE THEOLOGIAN!!

WAIT I SEE THEM !!!!!!!!

Chio The Pirate · 06-27-2005, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AmateurFlix

Chio is this you?

"AUGUST, 1997
Four new high ...

YARGH! Eh?

06-23-2005, 11:43 AM	#1
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06-23-2005, 11:45 AM	#2
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06-23-2005, 11:57 AM	#11
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06-23-2005, 12:04 PM	#13
psili Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Loveland, CO Posts: 5,526	Funny you bring this thread up as a couple of coworkers and I were talking about franchising our own religion. It would be completely web-based and the first commandment would be: 1. Thou shalt not submit help desk or customer service emails. shrug __________________ Your post count means nothing.

06-23-2005, 12:10 PM	#15
Metalsound Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Right now . . . Everywhere Posts: 880	Can I represent your cult here in South America where I´ve been living for a year now? What is my rank and whats my title name? __________________ There are more important things than money . . . BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH

06-23-2005, 12:15 PM	#18
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06-23-2005, 01:01 PM	#22
MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	chio and theo same guy?

06-23-2005, 01:12 PM	#24
MrAwesome Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 898	yeah different characters, same person posting?

06-23-2005, 01:18 PM	#25
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06-23-2005, 01:19 PM	#26
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06-23-2005, 01:54 PM	#27
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06-23-2005, 02:21 PM	#28
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06-23-2005, 02:49 PM	#29
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06-23-2005, 07:57 PM	#38
AmateurFlix Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 7,762	Chio is this you? "AUGUST, 1997 Four new high school/middle school buildings are completed at Manchester, Seaman, Peebles, and West Union in Adams County, Ohio. As part of each schools' dedication, a tablet-shaped granite monument inscribed with the Ten Commandments is placed near the flagpole. The project was facilitated by the Adams County Ministerial Association at the urging of a number of residents of Adams County who expressed concern over the lack of a firm moral foundation for students in the county. It was entirely funded and is maintained by donations from private citizens and businesses. The Adams County/Ohio Valley School Board permitted the monuments to be placed on school grounds. The placement of the monuments is widely reported by local and regional news media. JANUARY - SEPTEMBER, 1998 An unmarried man from Peebles, with no children in the school system, writes several letters to the Superintendent of the district proposing the placement of monuments which he asserts represents his religious group, "The Center for Phallic Worship," of which he represents himself as the "Interim Director." The proposed monuments were to be four 6' "anatomically correct" penises, with the words "Love One Another" inscribed on the bases. http://www.4the10.net/saga_1.htm __________________ Last edited by AmateurFlix; 06-23-2005 at 08:00 PM..

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06-24-2005, 12:36 AM	#45
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06-24-2005, 01:08 PM	#49
Metalsound Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Right now . . . Everywhere Posts: 880	Me waiting for some approval from my master THEO THE THEOLOGIAN!! WAIT I SEE THEM !!!!!!!! __________________ There are more important things than money . . . BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH