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  • Theo The Theologian
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    • Mar 2005
    • 1099

    #1

    Would you join my cult...

    If I gave out free tickets to Riverdance? I hear it's an excellent show.


    I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.
  • fris
    I have to go potty
    • Aug 2002
    • 55730

    #2
    what state is it in?

    i am going to LA pretty soon to see the king tut exhitbit, and phoenix, then of course florida for internext.
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    • Theo The Theologian
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      • Mar 2005
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      #3
      Originally posted by fris
      what state is it in?

      i am going to LA pretty soon to see the king tut exhitbit, and phoenix, then of course florida for internext.

      Bless you my child! Chio, and I will both be in Florida! Settled then. You are in. You will need a cool nickname like Brother Love Goat. Is this ok? You could use Fris too.


      I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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      • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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        • Mar 2003
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        #4
        Sure fuckit why not....

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        • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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          • Mar 2003
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          #5
          Originally posted by fris
          what state is it in?

          i am going to LA pretty soon to see the king tut exhitbit, and phoenix, then of course florida for internext.
          If you not incarcerated by then....

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          • LittleSassy
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            • May 2005
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            #6
            what cult?

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            • Theo The Theologian
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              • Mar 2005
              • 1099

              #7
              Originally posted by AlienQ
              Sure fuckit why not....

              AMEN! I dub thee Brother Green!


              I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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              • Theo The Theologian
                Confirmed User
                • Mar 2005
                • 1099

                #8
                Originally posted by LittleSassy
                what cult?
                Are you with the feds?


                I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                • fris
                  I have to go potty
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 55730

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AlienQ
                  If you not incarcerated by then....
                  lol, still kissing ass i see.

                  at least i didnt go on a rampage making 100 threads like your psycho ass did a month ago.

                  i wouldnt trade my shit for that any day
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                  • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                    • Mar 2003
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by fris
                    lol, still kissing ass i see.

                    at least i didnt go on a rampage making 100 threads like your psycho ass did a month ago.

                    i wouldnt trade my shit for that any day


                    Ya got issues...

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                    • Furious_Female
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 8187

                      #11
                      Yes, as long as I get to hold a high position in the cult!
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                      • Theo The Theologian
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                        • Mar 2005
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Furious_Female
                        Yes, as long as I get to hold a high position in the cult!

                        You shall now be known as... Sister Furious Female Tender of Large Goats. It's a very very very very very very very very high position.


                        On an unreleated note... have you tried the milk at Dairy Queen? you'd think with a name like Dairy Queen it would be delicious. I really want to try it.


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                        • psili
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 5526

                          #13
                          Funny you bring this thread up as a couple of coworkers and I were talking about franchising our own religion. It would be completely web-based and the first commandment would be:

                          1. Thou shalt not submit help desk or customer service emails.

                          *shrug*
                          Your post count means nothing.

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                          • Furious_Female
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                            • Oct 2002
                            • 8187

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                            You shall now be known as... Sister Furious Female Tender of Large Goats. It's a very very very very very very very very high position.


                            On an unreleated note... have you tried the milk at Dairy Queen? you'd think with a name like Dairy Queen it would be delicious. I really want to try it.
                            OMG yay!! I am not worthy!

                            LOL No, I haven't tried DQ milk... but their ice cream is pretty good
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                            • Metalsound
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                              • Mar 2005
                              • 880

                              #15
                              Can I represent your cult here in South America where I´ve been living for a year now? What is my rank and whats my title name?
                              There are more important things than money . . .

                              BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH

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                              • Chio The Pirate
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                                • Oct 2002
                                • 946

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Furious_Female
                                OMG yay!! I am not worthy!

                                LOL No, I haven't tried DQ milk... but their ice cream is pretty good

                                Bless you child. I shall take you to Dairy Queen after the initiation. We can partake in the unknown milk together.

                                PRAISE ALLAH!

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                                • psili
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                                  • Apr 2003
                                  • 5526

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Chio The Pirate
                                  Bless you child. I shall take you to Dairy Queen after the initiation. We can partake in the unknown milk together.

                                  PRAISE ALLAH!
                                  You talking like a Theologian or just forget which nick you're posting under

                                  ;)
                                  Your post count means nothing.

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                                  • Chio The Pirate
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                                    • Oct 2002
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                                    #18
                                    YARGH!!!

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                                    • Theo The Theologian
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                                      • Mar 2005
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                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Metalsound
                                      Can I represent your cult here in South America where I´ve been living for a year now? What is my rank and whats my title name?

                                      YES! May God bless you with a light rain while you walk goats. From this moment forward, you shall be known as Brother Spain.

                                      Please set a candle out on your Porch, or Lanai. A bird will come in the evening with further instructions.


                                      I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                      • Theo The Theologian
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Mar 2005
                                        • 1099

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by psili
                                        You talking like a Theologian or just forget which nick you're posting under

                                        ;)
                                        Chio's going to be mad.


                                        I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                        • AdultInsider Cloner
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                                          • Apr 2005
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                                          #21
                                          Hmm, I usually start cults for profit..not join them..
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                                          • MrAwesome
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                                            • Jan 2005
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                                            #22
                                            chio and theo same guy?
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                                            • psili
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Apr 2003
                                              • 5526

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by MrAwesome
                                              chio and theo same guy?
                                              No.

                                              Chio's the pirate.

                                              Theo's the theologian.
                                              Your post count means nothing.

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                                              • MrAwesome
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2005
                                                • 898

                                                #24
                                                yeah different characters, same person posting?
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                                                • Metalsound
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                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                  • 880

                                                  #25
                                                  Well, the news I heard here that there would be a blackout this evening so many candles will be on porches tonight.

                                                  Send it tomorrow please!!
                                                  There are more important things than money . . .

                                                  BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH

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                                                  • cashengine
                                                    Registered User
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 48

                                                    #26
                                                    I am from Canada...I am wise in the way of philosophy, religion, and metaphysics. Please prefix name as "The Prophet"....I expect nothing less than to be the Leader of the Movement in Canada....Praise Allah
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                                                    • Meta Ridley
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                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                      • 3433

                                                      #27
                                                      I've been looking for a cult to join.

                                                      Does your cult hate people who talk in movie theaters? If so I'll join.
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                                                      • CJTraffic
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                        • 2571

                                                        #28
                                                        I'm all about a cult...break out some ground rules and guidelines. Oh, and can I be the executioner for anybody who tries to leave the cult or who breaks the strict vow of silence?
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                                                        • jimmyf
                                                          OU812
                                                          • Feb 2001
                                                          • 12651

                                                          #29
                                                          ain't joining NO fucking clut, got on ones mailing list once and it took me years and years 2 get off.

                                                          God 2 join one, wonder what would happen?
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                                                          • Theo The Theologian
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                                                            • Mar 2005
                                                            • 1099

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by CJTraffic
                                                            I'm all about a cult...break out some ground rules and guidelines. Oh, and can I be the executioner for anybody who tries to leave the cult or who breaks the strict vow of silence?
                                                            This is all hush hush for now you understand. A bird will fly to your window this very evening. It will peck 3 times. Open the window after it leaves, there will be a note for you with further instructions.

                                                            I give thee the name Brother Daisy Petals. This is a good name?


                                                            I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                            • Theo The Theologian
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                                                              • Mar 2005
                                                              • 1099

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by jimmyf
                                                              ain't joining NO fucking clut, got on ones mailing list once and it took me years and years 2 get off.

                                                              God 2 join one, wonder what would happen?

                                                              I am not familiar with this clut thing, but I assure you we will only mail when the Mother Ship is due to arrive. Also an occasional Turkey recipe.

                                                              If you agree to join, I will give you the perfect name. Where shall I send the Riverdance tickets?


                                                              I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                              • sonofsam
                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                • Dec 2004
                                                                • 18647

                                                                #32
                                                                i joined this cult and all i got was this lousy std and a baby

                                                                http://www.cdc.gov/std/images/preg&s...pregnancy3.jpg

                                                                hotlinking didn't work
                                                                I like turtles.

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                                                                • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                  • 1099

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                  i joined this cult and all i got was this lousy std and a baby

                                                                  http://www.cdc.gov/std/images/preg&s...pregnancy3.jpg

                                                                  hotlinking didn't work

                                                                  Bless you Sam. I am sorry for the STD, and hope you will be happy that I have a special place in my organization for someone such as yourself. If you can eat 4 whoppers in under two minutes, you are in.

                                                                  Please accept Jesus into your heart, and find some small Goats for "Two for Jewsday".

                                                                  You shall now, from this moment forward be known as
                                                                  Good Bong Samilambadingdong.


                                                                  I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                                  • reynold
                                                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 51271

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by sonofsam
                                                                    i joined this cult and all i got was this lousy std and a baby

                                                                    http://www.cdc.gov/std/images/preg&s...pregnancy3.jpg

                                                                    hotlinking didn't work
                                                                    Oh, what a sad story!

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                                                                    • sniperwolf
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                                                                      • Mar 2005
                                                                      • 17743

                                                                      #35
                                                                      is there a freebie or something if i join?
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                                                                      • sonofsam
                                                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                        • Dec 2004
                                                                        • 18647

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                                                        Bless you Sam. I am sorry for the STD, and hope you will be happy that I have a special place in my organization for someone such as yourself. If you can eat 4 whoppers in under two minutes, you are in.

                                                                        Please accept Jesus into your heart, and find some small Goats for "Two for Jewsday".

                                                                        You shall now, from this moment forward be known as
                                                                        Good Bong Samilambadingdong.
                                                                        i actually ate 3 footlong steak and cheese subs from subway... thats gotta amount to something!

                                                                        ... though i nearly puked afterwards.. it was tough as hell
                                                                        I like turtles.

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                                                                        • Spunky
                                                                          I need a beer
                                                                          • Jun 2002
                                                                          • 133978

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Only if you have Jesus juice

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                                                                          • AmateurFlix
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                                                                            • Jul 2004
                                                                            • 7762

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Chio is this you?

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                                                                            An unmarried man from Peebles, with no children in the school system, writes several letters to the Superintendent of the district proposing the placement of monuments which he asserts represents his religious group, "The Center for Phallic Worship," of which he represents himself as the "Interim Director."

                                                                            The proposed monuments were to be four 6' "anatomically correct" penises, with the words "Love One Another" inscribed on the bases.

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                                                                            • candyflip
                                                                              Carpe Visio
                                                                              • Jul 2002
                                                                              • 43069

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Any tax breaks?

                                                                              Spend you some brain.
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                                                                              • Ace_luffy
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                                                                                • Feb 2005
                                                                                • 12165

                                                                                #40
                                                                                cult...... anyone?


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                                                                                • poisson
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                                                                                  • Mar 2003
                                                                                  • 6474

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  No i'm not

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                                                                                  • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                                    • Mar 2005
                                                                                    • 1099

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    Originally posted by candyflip
                                                                                    Any tax breaks?
                                                                                    Yes. So are you in?
                                                                                    I will need to speak with you about Breakfast Sausages, and there impact on Japanese Wildlife? this is just a formaility, before you join.


                                                                                    I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                                                    • Napolean
                                                                                      Old school
                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                      • 4327

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      If I'm already a member can I still get tickets to riverdance?
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                                                                                      • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                                        • Mar 2005
                                                                                        • 1099

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Napolean
                                                                                        If I'm already a member can I still get tickets to riverdance?
                                                                                        Yes Brother Sunshine. Shall I mail them to the same address I sent the High Def videos of Headless Goat Polo? Let me know, and please don't forget the Splenda for the coffee at this weeks meeting.


                                                                                        I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                                                        • Downtime
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                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                          • 7320

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          if you included backstage passes then we might have a deal, theo
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                                                                                          • Napolean
                                                                                            Old school
                                                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                                                            • 4327

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            Originally posted by Theo The Theologian
                                                                                            Yes Brother Sunshine. Shall I mail them to the same address I sent the High Def videos of Headless Goat Polo? Let me know, and please don't forget the Splenda for the coffee at this weeks meeting.
                                                                                            yes sir

                                                                                            I got plenty of Splenda to go around, I hafta tattle on "fb" I caught him using sweet n' lo the other day

                                                                                            edited: so teh feds dont catch on
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                                                                                            • reynold
                                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                                              • 51271

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              count me in

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                                                                                              • Theo The Theologian
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                                                                                                • Mar 2005
                                                                                                • 1099

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Downtime
                                                                                                if you included backstage passes then we might have a deal, theo

                                                                                                I will try my best. Bless you my child, and may your loins be fruity.


                                                                                                I'm a hate-fuelled umbrella-wielding photographer with a winning smile, and a way with the ladies.

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                                                                                                • Metalsound
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                                                                                                  • Mar 2005
                                                                                                  • 880

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Me waiting for some approval from my master THEO THE THEOLOGIAN!!




                                                                                                  WAIT I SEE THEM !!!!!!!!
                                                                                                  There are more important things than money . . .

                                                                                                  BUT THEY COST TOO MUCH

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                                                                                                  • Chio The Pirate
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                                                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                                                    • 946

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by AmateurFlix
                                                                                                    Chio is this you?

                                                                                                    "AUGUST, 1997
                                                                                                    Four new high ...
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