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NTSS · 06-21-2005, 07:27 PM

Ask me anything you like:

Chronic pain, diet, insomnia, medications, your balls itch and you don't know what to do, can't get grams to take her meds, psych issues... what ever.

Disclaimer: I'm not a physician and in no way intend to diagnose or recommend treatment for any particular ailment you may have. If you think you have a serious illness please consult with your doctor. This is for information purposes only.

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Spunky · 06-21-2005, 07:29 PM

Is it healthy to have a enema every 2 weeks?

clickhappy · 06-21-2005, 07:31 PM

I might have a hernia but I cant tell.
2 weeks ago I had pain on the left side of my body but it went away.

Now I have a stronger pain on the right side of my body, right under my rib cage.
It kills when I laugh, sneeze, lift. It feels like something is ripping.
Theres no bump or discoloration or anything.
It doesnt hurt as much today as it did yesterday.

do you think thats a hernia? should ig et it checked out?

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Is it healthy to have a enema every 2 weeks?

Fleets enema? Yes...I know people that have them more frequently without any adverse effect.

Pornwolf · 06-21-2005, 07:35 PM

My cock has swollen and no longer comfortably fits in my underwear when flaccid. My girlfriend says I shouldn't get it checked out by an MD and just let it be but I'm worried. Is this fatal?

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clickhappy

I might have a hernia but I cant tell.
2 weeks ago I had pain on the left side of my body but it went away.

Now I have a stronger pain on the right side of my body, right under my rib cage.
It kills when I laugh, sneeze, lift. It feels like something is ripping.
Theres no bump or discoloration or anything.
It doesnt hurt as much today as it did yesterday.

do you think thats a hernia? should ig et it checked out?

There are many types on hernias.From the info you provided it's hard to say. Personally i don't think it is a hernia because the pain would most likely stay in the same area and you would most likely have some sort of protrusion.

Consult with your doctor if this has been an ongoing condition.

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pornwolf

My cock has swollen and no longer comfortably fits in my underwear when flaccid. My girlfriend says I shouldn't get it checked out by an MD and just let it be but I'm worried. Is this fatal?

You are one lucky man...many a men wish they had this problem. Wear boxers or buy larger tighty whities.

NY_TIM · 06-21-2005, 07:42 PM

why do my balls hang so low

clickhappy · 06-21-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spunky

Is it healthy to have a enema every 2 weeks?

no, youre flushing out good bacteria and over time, electrolytes.
if you want to do the enemas then take some probiotics to replenish the bacteria in your digestive system.

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NY_TIM

why do my balls hang so low

I call this "nut sag" every man has it to a certain degree. There are 3 factors that determine a mans nut sag.

1) Weight of testicles
2) Elasticity of the scrotal sac
3) Temperature of the nuts

The first 2 you have no control over but if you put an ice pack on your nuts they will not hang so low.

swedguy · 06-21-2005, 07:52 PM

What's a good treatment for Insomnia?

Robx · 06-21-2005, 07:54 PM

Since I've become a webmaster, I find that either all my clothes are shrinking, or I'm gaining weight.

Could the radiation my monitor emits be causing me to gain weight or should I switch laundry detergents?

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swedguy

What's a good treatment for Insomnia?

Ambien and Restoril will help you get to sleep on nights that you can't afford to be awake. edit: Don't purchase online

This is a good one because there really is no specific treatment for insomnia.

Things to avoid: Alcohlol and cigarettes. Long term use is believed to cause insomnia. (and of course illegal substances)

Avoid exercise 3 hours prior to going to bed.

Avoid caffiene altogether if you have insomnia.

To help you get to sleep you could read a relaxing novel. Avoid all stimuli. Turn off the tv, radio, lights, etc.

If this doesn't help you may want to try counting sheep.

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robx

Since I've become a webmaster, I find that either all my clothes are shrinking, or I'm gaining weight.

Could the radiation my monitor emits be causing me to gain weight or should I switch laundry detergents?

Yes this is a known fact. Get a wireless keyboard and mouse...stay a least 15 feet from your monitor at all times. Laundry detergent is overrated.

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 08:34 PM

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