God I hate the smell of Baby Shit! - GoFuckYourself.com

pornguy · 06-21-2005, 07:23 PM

My newborn decided to fill his diaper and then cry like hell about it. Of course there is no warning on the diaper, Oh no, you just have to open that bad boy up, and sru-fucking-prise!

Ok. I am done.

Spunky · 06-21-2005, 07:25 PM

Next time wear a rubber

pornguy · 06-21-2005, 07:26 PM

LOL. Bit tooooooo late for that.

Tala · 06-21-2005, 07:26 PM

*is reminded of a Robin Williams bit*

"You may have seen blood and guts and gore, but you have never seen caca like this."

pornguy · 06-21-2005, 07:28 PM

I dont remember that one.

myjah · 06-21-2005, 07:31 PM

Funny, I always hated smelly diapers until I had my own child. For some reason it doesn't seem to bother me that much with him. But you gotta get those suckers outta the house quick or they'll stink up the whole joint.

Head · 06-21-2005, 07:36 PM

I always gag. But you gotta do it!!

Tala · 06-21-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

I dont remember that one.

Ooooo, must rent.

Robin Williams, Live at the Met. I think it was his second show there, not the first. 85ish, not 81.

"How do you get to the Met?"
"Money. Lots and lots of money."

GiantGnome · 06-21-2005, 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

My newborn decided to fill his diaper and then cry like hell about it. Of course there is no warning on the diaper, Oh no, you just have to open that bad boy up, and sru-fucking-prise!

Ok. I am done.

Wait till you feed him mashed peas and sweet potatos. Youre going to hate the color too.

nofx · 06-21-2005, 07:42 PM

just take off the diaper and dunk the baby's ass in the toilet water a few times, apply new diaper.

sickkittens · 06-21-2005, 07:43 PM

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Originally Posted by nofx

just take off the diaper and dunk the baby's ass in the toilet water a few times, apply new diaper.

Yeah, that will do it.

cheeky · 06-21-2005, 07:57 PM

Just wait till the teeth start to arrive - that takes the poo filled nappies to a whole new level

taibo · 06-21-2005, 07:58 PM

atleast he didnt move around while you tried taking off the diaper, my little one loves to turn sideways and it's a pain tryina keep the shit in there

Thurbs · 06-21-2005, 08:02 PM

i can only imagine the horrible odors.

High Plains Drifter · 06-21-2005, 08:05 PM

haha you have it easy it sounds. The baby isn't eating real food... yet. When that happens, the shit is 10x nastier. All in all, its a very humbling experience.

NTSS · 06-21-2005, 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy

My newborn decided to fill his diaper and then cry like hell about it. Of course there is no warning on the diaper, Oh no, you just have to open that bad boy up, and sru-fucking-prise!

Ok. I am done.

FilthyRob · 06-21-2005, 08:19 PM

well it is shit

sniperwolf · 06-21-2005, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by spunky

Next time wear a rubber

now that's diturbing~

reynold · 06-21-2005, 08:23 PM

The essence of Being a father...lol

hottoddy · 06-21-2005, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by skinnywussy

haha you have it easy it sounds. The baby isn't eating real food... yet. When that happens, the shit is 10x nastier. All in all, its a very humbling experience.

Exactly.

Newborn shit is nothing compared to a one-year old. You might as well be changing senior citizens at that point.

iwantchixx · 06-21-2005, 08:59 PM

My baby had a weird pooping sesion today. He started growling likea monster, like right loud and mean sounding. Then I changed him, HARD AS A ROCK,, it was like a boulder on his asshole.

Then 10 mins later growls again.. so I check... runny stinky as hot garbage hell.

ick.

Was nasty.

Tempest · 06-21-2005, 09:03 PM

After awhile you won't even notice or care...

King Porn · 06-21-2005, 09:10 PM

My daughter is 19 months old and I still can't stand the smell of her shit! But I gotta do it and wouldn't give her up for anything.

chase · 06-21-2005, 09:57 PM

That's the nice thing about breastfed babies-their shit really doesn't stink.

Wiggles · 06-21-2005, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by chase

That's the nice thing about breastfed babies-their shit really doesn't stink.

yeah i noticed that too, as soon as we switched to formula though, oh god!

kristin · 06-21-2005, 10:23 PM

Don't come to my house then ... a 15 month old who eats normal food and that reaks ... then a newborn (5 weeks) and boy did I forget how nasty formula shits smell. Today I got a good one with the newborn, coming out both sides. I can't wait until they are both potty trained and on their way to college! : )

chase · 06-21-2005, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

yeah i noticed that too, as soon as we switched to formula though, oh god!

yeah, that's a rude awakening, lol

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cheeky So Fucking Banned Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Paradise Posts: 163	Just wait till the teeth start to arrive - that takes the poo filled nappies to a whole new level

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taibo Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 3,720	atleast he didnt move around while you tried taking off the diaper, my little one loves to turn sideways and it's a pain tryina keep the shit in there

06-21-2005, 08:02 PM	#14
Thurbs The Thrilla in Manila Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Thurbs' Lagoon, Christmas Island Posts: 4,785	i can only imagine the horrible odors.

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High Plains Drifter Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ♠ ♣ ♥ Posts: 2,341	haha you have it easy it sounds. The baby isn't eating real food... yet. When that happens, the shit is 10x nastier. All in all, its a very humbling experience.

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	The essence of Being a father...lol

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	My baby had a weird pooping sesion today. He started growling likea monster, like right loud and mean sounding. Then I changed him, HARD AS A ROCK,, it was like a boulder on his asshole. Then 10 mins later growls again.. so I check... runny stinky as hot garbage hell. ick. Was nasty.

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Tempest Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Location: West Coast, Canada. Posts: 10,217	After awhile you won't even notice or care...

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King Porn Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 245	My daughter is 19 months old and I still can't stand the smell of her shit! But I gotta do it and wouldn't give her up for anything. __________________ Hot Porn Sites --> Submit your website now for free targeted traffic! Topbucks --> Earn $40 per signup or 80% revshare! Sign up now & promote over 60 niches with 300+ quality tours that convert big!

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kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	Don't come to my house then ... a 15 month old who eats normal food and that reaks ... then a newborn (5 weeks) and boy did I forget how nasty formula shits smell. Today I got a good one with the newborn, coming out both sides. I can't wait until they are both potty trained and on their way to college! : ) __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."