God I hate the smell of Baby Shit!
 

My newborn decided to fill his diaper and then cry like hell about it. Of course there is no warning on the diaper, Oh no, you just have to open that bad boy up, and sru-fucking-prise!


Ok. I am done.
:disgust

Next time wear a rubber :winkwink:

LOL. Bit tooooooo late for that.

*is reminded of a Robin Williams bit*

"You may have seen blood and guts and gore, but you have never seen caca like this."

I dont remember that one.

Funny, I always hated smelly diapers until I had my own child. For some reason it doesn't seem to bother me that much with him. But you gotta get those suckers outta the house quick or they'll stink up the whole joint.

I always gag. But you gotta do it!!

Ooooo, must rent.

Robin Williams, Live at the Met. I think it was his second show there, not the first. 85ish, not 81.

"How do you get to the Met?"
"Money. Lots and lots of money."

Wait till you feed him mashed peas and sweet potatos. Youre going to hate the color too. :repuke

just take off the diaper and dunk the baby's ass in the toilet water a few times, apply new diaper.

:1orglaugh Yeah, that will do it.

Just wait till the teeth start to arrive - that takes the poo filled nappies to a whole new level :thumbsup

atleast he didnt move around while you tried taking off the diaper, my little one loves to turn sideways and it's a pain tryina keep the shit in there

i can only imagine the horrible odors.

haha you have it easy it sounds. The baby isn't eating real food... yet. When that happens, the shit is 10x nastier. All in all, its a very humbling experience.

:1orglaugh

well it is shit

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh
now that's diturbing~ :disgust

The essence of Being a father...lol

Exactly.

Newborn shit is nothing compared to a one-year old. You might as well be changing senior citizens at that point. :disgust

My baby had a weird pooping sesion today. He started growling likea monster, like right loud and mean sounding. Then I changed him, HARD AS A ROCK,, it was like a boulder on his asshole.

Then 10 mins later growls again.. so I check... runny stinky as hot garbage hell.

ick.

Was nasty.

After awhile you won't even notice or care...

My daughter is 19 months old and I still can't stand the smell of her shit! But I gotta do it and wouldn't give her up for anything.

That's the nice thing about breastfed babies-their shit really doesn't stink.

yeah i noticed that too, as soon as we switched to formula though, oh god!

Don't come to my house then ... a 15 month old who eats normal food and that reaks ... then a newborn (5 weeks) and boy did I forget how nasty formula shits smell. Today I got a good one with the newborn, coming out both sides. I can't wait until they are both potty trained and on their way to college! : )

yeah, that's a rude awakening, lol