php/sql/txt programmer looking for an employer $800/month - GoFuckYourself.com

calmlikeabomb · 06-20-2005, 12:33 PM

I'll write scripts and code web pages using php and a mysql database or php and a text file or even just plain php pages. I have experience in:

* shopping carts

* POTD scripts

* toplist scripts

* searchable database scripts

* csv scripts

* rating scripts

* login/logout scripts

* click counting scripts

* referer scripts

* data randomization scripts

* data sorting scripts

* 'x' times per day/month/year scripts

* newsletter scripts

* mass mailing scripts

* paypal integration

* file uploading scripts

* affiliate scripts

* photo album scripts

* slide show scripts

* tiny url scripts

* photo album scripts

* cms scripts

* imagemagick scripts

* custom scripts

That's all I can think of right now. Custom scripts are not a problem. I will code an unlimited amount of php work for 31 days.

$800/month is approximately $200 per week.

All scripts will include an install & read me file, should you choose to install at a later date or on multiple servers. Terms of pay are weekly via Paypal or Epassporte.

[email protected]
icq:957-413

woj · 06-20-2005, 12:38 PM

How many hours of work per week can one expect for that $200?

calmlikeabomb · 06-20-2005, 12:44 PM

As many as it takes to complete the work....

xxweekxx · 06-20-2005, 12:46 PM

Can you do graphics or use photoshop?

Serge Litehead · 06-20-2005, 12:46 PM

with this kind of money i wouldn't afford to live even in russia

I'm sure someone will take you up on your offer if you can do what you claim. GL!

calmlikeabomb · 06-20-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by xxweekxx

Can you do graphics or use photoshop?

Yeah I can use photoshop. I'm not much of a designer though only programmer. I can do the basics however...

calmlikeabomb · 06-20-2005, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by holograph

with this kind of money i wouldn't afford to live even in russia

I'm sure someone will take you up on your offer if you can do what you claim. GL!

Thanks! I'm always ready to accept a bonus

just a punk · 06-20-2005, 12:57 PM

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Originally Posted by holograph

with this kind of money i wouldn't afford to live even in russia

I'm sure someone will take you up on your offer if you can do what you claim. GL!

I live in Russia and I'm spending $1500 a month on food ONLY + $650 a month for renting 2-room appartments, and so on etc.... Do you REALLY think it's possible to live on $800 here?

V_RocKs · 06-20-2005, 01:04 PM

So let me get this straight... I can ask you to code me say an admin tool for inserting something like reviews into a database... When it is done, give you a job of coding the backend to a dynamic freesite system... and we just keep going from there?

How many other clients of yours would I be competing for time with? What would be your estimated times to finish such projects?

Antonio · 06-20-2005, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

I live in Russia and I'm spending $1500 a month on food ONLY + $650 a month for renting 2-room appartments, and so on etc.... Do you REALLY think it's possible to live on $800 here?

90% of the Russian population lives on less than $200.00 a month, so yes it is.

You probably live in Moscow or some other big city.

Serge Litehead · 06-20-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

I live in Russia and I'm spending $1500 a month on food ONLY + $650 a month for renting 2-room appartments, and so on etc.... Do you REALLY think it's possible to live on $800 here?

that's what I'm saying...
I could pull off living decently in Kiev for about 1k but only because i got an aparment there.

just a punk · 06-20-2005, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

90% of the Russian population lives on less than $200.00 a month, so yes it is.

You probably live in Moscow or some other big city.

Yes, I live in a big city as about 80% of the Russian population. Only about 20% or Russians are living in the rural area, and they are mostly very old people who don't want to move to the noisy and dirty big cities. And yes, these old people are living even on less than $200 (may be $100..$150) a month. And yes, they are really poor ones. But how it relates to the other 80% of ppl. here who live in the big cities (Moscow, Saint-Petersburg, Ekaterinburg, Novosibirsk, Kazan, Ufa, Chelyabinsk, Perm and many other cities where more than 1,000,000 citizens)?

calmlikeabomb · 06-20-2005, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

So let me get this straight... I can ask you to code me say an admin tool for inserting something like reviews into a database... When it is done, give you a job of coding the backend to a dynamic freesite system... and we just keep going from there?

How many other clients of yours would I be competing for time with? What would be your estimated times to finish such projects?

That's correct. Completion time for projects vary. A script for inserting reviews into a database and outputing them to a page is probably about a one day job or less. Just depends on all the review details. Are we just inserting text, pics, how are we outputting to the page, etc...

I'm looking to take on 1 client like this right now. I have other side jobs I do also, but I don't take on anything that will not allow me to evenly distribute my time and make progress on jobs.

V_RocKs · 06-20-2005, 03:09 PM

I guess my question is, am I getting an employee I can throw projects at and get them done in a resonable amount of time. If so, you are hired. My only problem with this is non-compete, as in, you will learn a lot of shit from me and you live in Russia... This is a no brainer here on GFY... After 6 months and making $4800 and watching me make $100,000 in the same time frame, what is going to stop you from copying my shit verbatim? Also non-disclosure... what is going to stop you from selling my knowledge to a competitor for a few grand a pop? I can't go after you since you are in Russia.... So in that case, you are fired...

Waiting for your answers...

tranza · 06-20-2005, 03:11 PM

How much for a newsletter script using php?

Send me an e-mail with a quote please (e-mail on my sig).

calmlikeabomb · 06-20-2005, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I guess my question is, am I getting an employee I can throw projects at and get them done in a resonable amount of time. If so, you are hired. My only problem with this is non-compete, as in, you will learn a lot of shit from me and you live in Russia... This is a no brainer here on GFY... After 6 months and making $4800 and watching me make $100,000 in the same time frame, what is going to stop you from copying my shit verbatim? Also non-disclosure... what is going to stop you from selling my knowledge to a competitor for a few grand a pop? I can't go after you since you are in Russia.... So in that case, you are fired...

Waiting for your answers...

I don't know if this is directed at me or not, but I don't live in Russia.

calmlikeabomb · 06-20-2005, 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by tranza

How much for a newsletter script using php?

Send me an e-mail with a quote please (e-mail on my sig).

$20 the register and the email is saved in a text file..

More money depending on what type of features you require...

V_RocKs · 06-20-2005, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by calmlikeabomb

I don't know if this is directed at me or not, but I don't live in Russia.

Ahh.. with all of the Russian replies I didn't realize you are in the US. Really in Florida?

polish_aristocrat · 06-20-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

I live in Russia and I'm spending $1500 a month on food ONLY + $650 a month for renting 2-room appartments, and so on etc.... Do you REALLY think it's possible to live on $800 here?

$1500 per month on food? hmm

I'd assume food is cheaper there

but it probably also depends if you are single and if you eat out in restaurants or not....

Rui · 06-20-2005, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

And yes, they are really poor ones. But how it relates to the other 80% of ppl. here who live in the big cities (Moscow, Saint-Petersburg, Ekaterinburg, Novosibirsk, Kazan, Ufa, Chelyabinsk, Perm and many other cities where more than 1,000,000 citizens)?

Excuse me, but I get the idea you are saying that the living costs in Moscow can be compared to most of the other cities you mentioned...if so

Digibucks · 06-20-2005, 04:06 PM

where are u based?

just a punk · 06-20-2005, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat

$1500 per month on food? hmm

I'd assume food is cheaper there

but it probably also depends if you are single and if you eat out in restaurants or not....

No, I'm not single. I live with my wife and 11y.o. son. And course we don't eat every shit like mcdonald's "food" etc. We do prefer good natural products only. Course usually we eat at home and sometimes in restaurants. Just FYI, one 3-person lunch in a restaurant here costs $100 and higher... So it's very easy to spend $1500 on food here in Russia even if you don't eat in restaurants (3-time board for a 3-person family in rather good restaurants here would cost us AT LEAST 3*30*100 = $9000 a month

)

just a punk · 06-20-2005, 04:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rui

Excuse me, but I get the idea you are saying that the living costs in Moscow can be compared to most of the other cities you mentioned...if so

Yes it is. The prices on food in Moscow are even cheaper than in other cities because most of products here are distributed from moscow, so they are getting a bit more expensive after adding the transport expenses. Course this is not related to ALL the products, so the average price nearly the same in whole Russia. Some products are cheaper in Moscow, but some ones are cheaper in other regions.

Gottis · 06-20-2005, 05:04 PM

Please take the world vs russia discussion to the other thread YOU ALREADY HAVE GOING. We are sick of reading how expensive and big pimpin russia is.

This thread is about a programmer looking for stuff to do.

Adult Site Traffic · 06-20-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by calmlikeabomb

I'll write scripts and code web pages using php and a mysql database or php and a text file or even just plain php pages.

I recommend this guy highly. He's done custom work for me and any coder that can work WITH ME (as in, I'm in the code too) deserves my utmost respect :D

.

wdsguy · 06-20-2005, 05:08 PM

I can vouch for this guy, he does good work,

just a punk · 06-20-2005, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gottis

Please take the world vs russia discussion to the other thread YOU ALREADY HAVE GOING. We are sick of reading how expensive and big pimpin russia is.

This thread is about a programmer looking for stuff to do.

1) Please tell this to the guy who posted this:

Quote:

with this kind of money i wouldn't afford to live even in russia

I'm sure someone will take you up on your offer if you can do what you claim. GL!

2) Please tell this the the ones who asking me the other questions. Or should I just ignore the ppl. who talking to me just to get some please to Your Tender Highness???

3) If you are so tired, I suggest you to get some rest. Read some book (if you can) or at least leaf over some comics. At least don't read the things you don't like to, or put me into your ingnore list (hope you know how to do that). But(!!!) PLEASE don't tell for everyone, because it looks a bit silly...

just a punk · 06-20-2005, 05:14 PM

As about this topic. What does it mean: "txt programming"? calmlikeabomb, could you please comment on it?

BTW, are you really located in the FL? Where exactly?

06-20-2005, 12:33 PM	#1
calmlikeabomb Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: SW Palm Bay, Florida Posts: 1,323	php/sql/txt programmer looking for an employer $800/month I'll write scripts and code web pages using php and a mysql database or php and a text file or even just plain php pages. I have experience in: * shopping carts * POTD scripts * toplist scripts * searchable database scripts * csv scripts * rating scripts * login/logout scripts * click counting scripts * referer scripts * data randomization scripts * data sorting scripts * 'x' times per day/month/year scripts * newsletter scripts * mass mailing scripts * paypal integration * file uploading scripts * affiliate scripts * photo album scripts * slide show scripts * tiny url scripts * photo album scripts * cms scripts * imagemagick scripts * custom scripts That's all I can think of right now. Custom scripts are not a problem. I will code an unlimited amount of php work for 31 days. $800/month is approximately $200 per week. All scripts will include an install & read me file, should you choose to install at a later date or on multiple servers. Terms of pay are weekly via Paypal or Epassporte. [email protected] icq:957-413 __________________ subarus.

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	So let me get this straight... I can ask you to code me say an admin tool for inserting something like reviews into a database... When it is done, give you a job of coding the backend to a dynamic freesite system... and we just keep going from there? How many other clients of yours would I be competing for time with? What would be your estimated times to finish such projects?

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	I guess my question is, am I getting an employee I can throw projects at and get them done in a resonable amount of time. If so, you are hired. My only problem with this is non-compete, as in, you will learn a lot of shit from me and you live in Russia... This is a no brainer here on GFY... After 6 months and making $4800 and watching me make $100,000 in the same time frame, what is going to stop you from copying my shit verbatim? Also non-disclosure... what is going to stop you from selling my knowledge to a competitor for a few grand a pop? I can't go after you since you are in Russia.... So in that case, you are fired... Waiting for your answers...

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just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,386	As about this topic. What does it mean: "txt programming"? calmlikeabomb, could you please comment on it? BTW, are you really located in the FL? Where exactly? __________________ Obey the Cowgod Last edited by just a punk; 06-20-2005 at 05:16 PM..