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xxxjay · 06-19-2005, 07:41 PM

I live in some Melrose Place style Hollywood apartments...here is a copy of a fake memo I posted in the elevator. It has been quite the hit:

Pinnacle Memo:

It is widely believed that Sarah Jamie of 214 had three-way intercourse with one said Joel Goldman of Apartment 404 and Jason Quinlan of Apartment 420. For those in doubt: This is true. There is rampant speculation that her head may have exploded due to the sheer number of orgasms incurred by Ms. Jamie. You should only focus on the sheer extreme largeness of her mouth watering boobs, while ignoring the absence of her cranium during the healing period. We expect her head to grow back in up to 2-3 weeks, God willing.

Thanks,
The Management

tony286 · 06-19-2005, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

I live in some Melrose Place style Hollywood apartments...here is a copy of a fake memo I posted in the elevator. It has been quite the hit:

Pinnacle Memo:

It is widely believed that Sarah Jamie of 214 had three-way intercourse with one said Joel Goldman of Apartment 404 and Jason Quinlan of Apartment 420. For those in doubt: This is true. There is rampant speculation that her head may have exploded due to the sheer number of orgasms incurred by Ms. Jamie. You should only focus on the sheer extreme largeness of her mouth watering boobs, while ignoring the absence of her cranium during the healing period. We expect her head to grow back in up to 2-3 weeks, God willing.

Thanks,
The Management

your a trip lol

Digibucks · 06-19-2005, 08:29 PM

WTF, that's the most formal memo i'd ever red

mrkris · 06-19-2005, 08:32 PM

rofl ... we have people that go at it above me ... but not enough people to post a memo

xxxjay · 06-19-2005, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Digibucks

WTF, that's the most formal memo i'd ever red

Yeah, it was a big hit in the building.

Spunky · 06-19-2005, 10:27 PM

Whores all of them

sniperwolf · 06-19-2005, 10:27 PM

wtf....rofl

Sosa · 06-19-2005, 10:27 PM

lol good stuff

06-19-2005, 07:41 PM	#1
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