Originally Posted by xxxjay

I live in some Melrose Place style Hollywood apartments...here is a copy of a fake memo I posted in the elevator. It has been quite the hit:


Pinnacle Memo:

It is widely believed that Sarah Jamie of 214 had three-way intercourse with one said Joel Goldman of Apartment 404 and Jason Quinlan of Apartment 420. For those in doubt: This is true. There is rampant speculation that her head may have exploded due to the sheer number of orgasms incurred by Ms. Jamie. You should only focus on the sheer extreme largeness of her mouth watering boobs, while ignoring the absence of her cranium during the healing period. We expect her head to grow back in up to 2-3 weeks, God willing.

Thanks,
The Management