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Madame0120 · 06-19-2005, 01:47 PM

OR

How you can make something BAD into something WONDERFUL

So ... it was 6 AM at Cybernet in San Diego. There's a banging on the door next to mine. I peek out with my first cuppa joe just poured, resplendent in my bright red moo moo and only a bit annoyed that my neighbors were locked out. 3 guys were standing/swaying there with a key in hand and the door they were beating on was opened as far as the security latch would allow. When I asked What the Heck was going on, they told me the others in their room wouldn't wake up. So peeking into said room and seeing sleeping bodies I allowed the least drunk of the trio to hop my balcony to get in.

How embrassing when I found out later that day, that those guys were booked in a room down the road .. and the door was only opened that far because the continued thumping broke the lock. I can't tell you all how relieved I was that the real owners of the room didn't hold the behavior of the confused numbskulls against me and I did my best to smooth the situation over with some friendly chat and sharing of beer.

As we BS'ed over some cold ones, the subject of this board came up. I told the big fella about how when I first introduced myself on this board the members told me to Go Fuck myself. Well, being an ole gal, who hates being cussed at- I never returned. My story was a great amusement to both the gents and I was informed I should have been honored since it was the board's way of saying welcome.

No wonder they were so amused, since I was sitting there with Sic and Randy without a clue of who they were. So here I am again, educated and ready to steel myself to the welcomes I hope to recieve.

My most humble thanks to both of them for forgiving my error and making both roy and I feel very welcome.

So remember dear readers when it comes to this biz...
You just never know where the next great contact may come from.

Yours Truly,
Madame

BadBrad · 06-19-2005, 03:27 PM

Welcome!

Mrs. Lenny2 · 06-19-2005, 03:35 PM

welcome back and

2HousePlague · 06-19-2005, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

OR

How you can make something BAD into something WONDERFUL

... they told me the others in their room wouldn't wake up. So... I allowed the least drunk of the trio to hop my balcony to get in.

... I can't tell you all how relieved I was that the real owners of the room didn't hold the behavior of the confused numbskulls against me and I did my best to smooth the situation over with some friendly chat and sharing of beer.

Yours Truly,
Madame

i'm glad it worked out -- but i think the above-described is an industry-standard solution for the spectrum of [ can't find my room / don't have a room / don't know my roommate's name / my roommate is fucking someone and won't let me in / those people in THAT room look attractive and drunk ] situations that always accompany these events -- in san diego last week i believe i may have hosted as many as a dozen persons in my suite during the 4 nights -- all of whom slept or made their waking presense known [ ], but DID not come in through the door -- LOL

2HP

BuggyG · 06-19-2005, 04:15 PM

ohhhhhhhhhhh.... and a good old hearty GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO!!!

now.. the 2nd time honored way to welcome you to the board.. SHOW YOUR TITS!!!

hehehe

Madame0120 · 06-20-2005, 09:46 AM

Phew! I wrote this chatty little post when I should have had my road weary ass in bed. I don't usually tell tales "out of school" without asking permission first and think I should be spanked soundly for not checking if it was mine to share.

And I promise not to like it!

Dang! I can't show you my tits.
The winch and pully is in for repairs.

AaronM · 06-20-2005, 09:53 AM

Who's bright idea was it to put an actual newbie on the newbie panel anyway?

Holly Lez! · 06-20-2005, 11:00 AM

Hi Madame

Madame0120 · 06-20-2005, 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Who's bright idea was it to put an actual newbie on the newbie panel anyway?

Perhaps they just needed someone up there with the same confused look as the audience.

Madame0120 · 06-20-2005, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Direct Holly

Hi Madame

Hello to you too cutie! It was a true pleasure to have the time to get to know you better.

Hugs,

The Bait

iwantchixx · 06-20-2005, 02:55 PM

iwantchixx · 06-20-2005, 03:03 PM

heh, j/k

Welcome to the mix.

Holly Lez! · 06-20-2005, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Hello to you too cutie! It was a true pleasure to have the time to get to know you better.

Hugs,

The Bait

LOL the Bait?? The pleasure was all mine...

Spunky · 06-20-2005, 07:32 PM

Welcome back Madame0120

Madame0120 · 06-20-2005, 08:51 PM

Thanks again you guys .. I haven't been told to Go Fuck Myself so much since I left New York!

Shit! Now I'm HomeSick you Fuckers!

Wow I think I'm getting the hang of this!

sniperwolf · 06-20-2005, 09:23 PM

hello there...have a great time!

AaronM · 06-20-2005, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Madame0120

Thanks again you guys .. I haven't been told to Go Fuck Myself so much since I left New York!

Shit! Now I'm HomeSick you Fuckers!

Wow I think I'm getting the hang of this!

Please die.

You annoyed the hell out of me in SD....Now you are annoying me here too.

Fuck off already.

Sosa · 06-20-2005, 11:01 PM

no, fuck you

06-19-2005, 01:47 PM	#1
Madame0120 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In my own lil World Posts: 1,227	And a Hearty Fuck You to You Too! OR How you can make something BAD into something WONDERFUL So ... it was 6 AM at Cybernet in San Diego. There's a banging on the door next to mine. I peek out with my first cuppa joe just poured, resplendent in my bright red moo moo and only a bit annoyed that my neighbors were locked out. 3 guys were standing/swaying there with a key in hand and the door they were beating on was opened as far as the security latch would allow. When I asked What the Heck was going on, they told me the others in their room wouldn't wake up. So peeking into said room and seeing sleeping bodies I allowed the least drunk of the trio to hop my balcony to get in. How embrassing when I found out later that day, that those guys were booked in a room down the road .. and the door was only opened that far because the continued thumping broke the lock. I can't tell you all how relieved I was that the real owners of the room didn't hold the behavior of the confused numbskulls against me and I did my best to smooth the situation over with some friendly chat and sharing of beer. As we BS'ed over some cold ones, the subject of this board came up. I told the big fella about how when I first introduced myself on this board the members told me to Go Fuck myself. Well, being an ole gal, who hates being cussed at- I never returned. My story was a great amusement to both the gents and I was informed I should have been honored since it was the board's way of saying welcome. No wonder they were so amused, since I was sitting there with Sic and Randy without a clue of who they were. So here I am again, educated and ready to steel myself to the welcomes I hope to recieve. My most humble thanks to both of them for forgiving my error and making both roy and I feel very welcome. So remember dear readers when it comes to this biz... You just never know where the next great contact may come from. Yours Truly, Madame __________________ Try Something New! Teasing Bucks Mistress Always Wins!

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Madame0120 Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: In my own lil World Posts: 1,227	Phew! I wrote this chatty little post when I should have had my road weary ass in bed. I don't usually tell tales "out of school" without asking permission first and think I should be spanked soundly for not checking if it was mine to share. And I promise not to like it! Dang! I can't show you my tits. The winch and pully is in for repairs. __________________ Try Something New! Teasing Bucks Mistress Always Wins!

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