And a Hearty Fuck You to You Too!
 

OR

How you can make something BAD into something WONDERFUL

So ... it was 6 AM at Cybernet in San Diego. There's a banging on the door next to mine. I peek out with my first cuppa joe just poured, resplendent in my bright red moo moo and only a bit annoyed that my neighbors were locked out. 3 guys were standing/swaying there with a key in hand and the door they were beating on was opened as far as the security latch would allow. When I asked What the Heck was going on, they told me the others in their room wouldn't wake up. So peeking into said room and seeing sleeping bodies I allowed the least drunk of the trio to hop my balcony to get in.

How embrassing when I found out later that day, that those guys were booked in a room down the road .. and the door was only opened that far because the continued thumping broke the lock. I can't tell you all how relieved I was that the real owners of the room didn't hold the behavior of the confused numbskulls against me and I did my best to smooth the situation over with some friendly chat and sharing of beer.

As we BS'ed over some cold ones, the subject of this board came up. I told the big fella about how when I first introduced myself on this board the members told me to Go Fuck myself. Well, being an ole gal, who hates being cussed at- I never returned. My story was a great amusement to both the gents and I was informed I should have been honored since it was the board's way of saying welcome.

No wonder they were so amused, since I was sitting there with Sic and Randy without a clue of who they were. So here I am again, educated and ready to steel myself to the welcomes I hope to recieve.

My most humble thanks to both of them for forgiving my error and making both roy and I feel very welcome.

So remember dear readers when it comes to this biz...
You just never know where the next great contact may come from.

Yours Truly,
Madame

:321GFY

Welcome!

welcome back and :321GFY :)

i'm glad it worked out -- but i think the above-described is an industry-standard solution for the spectrum of [ can't find my room / don't have a room / don't know my roommate's name / my roommate is fucking someone and won't let me in / those people in THAT room look attractive and drunk ] situations that always accompany these events -- in san diego last week i believe i may have hosted as many as a dozen persons in my suite during the 4 nights -- all of whom slept or made their waking presense known [ :winkwink: ], but DID not come in through the door -- LOL


2HP

ohhhhhhhhhhh.... and a good old hearty GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO!!!

now.. the 2nd time honored way to welcome you to the board.. SHOW YOUR TITS!!!

hehehe :321GFY

Phew! I wrote this chatty little post when I should have had my road weary ass in bed. I don't usually tell tales "out of school" without asking permission first and think I should be spanked soundly for not checking if it was mine to share.

And I promise not to like it! :helpme

Dang! I can't show you my tits.
The winch and pully is in for repairs.

Who's bright idea was it to put an actual newbie on the newbie panel anyway?

Hi Madame :)

Perhaps they just needed someone up there with the same confused look as the audience.
:Oh crap

Hello to you too cutie! It was a true pleasure to have the time to get to know you better.

Hugs,

The Bait

http://bitching-galleries.com/temp/shutthefuckup.gif

heh, j/k

Welcome to the mix.

LOL the Bait?? The pleasure was all mine... :thumbsup

:321GFY Welcome back Madame0120

Thanks again you guys .. I haven't been told to Go Fuck Myself so much since I left New York!

Shit! Now I'm HomeSick you Fuckers!

Wow I think I'm getting the hang of this!

:thumbsup

hello there...have a great time!

Please die.

You annoyed the hell out of me in SD....Now you are annoying me here too.

Fuck off already. :321GFY

no, fuck you