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  • Madame0120
    Confirmed User
    • Nov 2004
    • 1227

    #1

    And a Hearty Fuck You to You Too!

    OR

    How you can make something BAD into something WONDERFUL

    So ... it was 6 AM at Cybernet in San Diego. There's a banging on the door next to mine. I peek out with my first cuppa joe just poured, resplendent in my bright red moo moo and only a bit annoyed that my neighbors were locked out. 3 guys were standing/swaying there with a key in hand and the door they were beating on was opened as far as the security latch would allow. When I asked What the Heck was going on, they told me the others in their room wouldn't wake up. So peeking into said room and seeing sleeping bodies I allowed the least drunk of the trio to hop my balcony to get in.

    How embrassing when I found out later that day, that those guys were booked in a room down the road .. and the door was only opened that far because the continued thumping broke the lock. I can't tell you all how relieved I was that the real owners of the room didn't hold the behavior of the confused numbskulls against me and I did my best to smooth the situation over with some friendly chat and sharing of beer.

    As we BS'ed over some cold ones, the subject of this board came up. I told the big fella about how when I first introduced myself on this board the members told me to Go Fuck myself. Well, being an ole gal, who hates being cussed at- I never returned. My story was a great amusement to both the gents and I was informed I should have been honored since it was the board's way of saying welcome.

    No wonder they were so amused, since I was sitting there with Sic and Randy without a clue of who they were. So here I am again, educated and ready to steel myself to the welcomes I hope to recieve.

    My most humble thanks to both of them for forgiving my error and making both roy and I feel very welcome.

    So remember dear readers when it comes to this biz...
    You just never know where the next great contact may come from.

    Yours Truly,
    Madame
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  • BadBrad
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 618

    #2


    Welcome!
    Your sig chose me!

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    • Mrs. Lenny2
      Confirmed User
      • Apr 2005
      • 1175

      #3
      welcome back and
      [B][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]ICQ# 193-939-788

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      • 2HousePlague
        CURATOR
        • Jul 2004
        • 14572

        #4
        Originally posted by Madame0120
        OR

        How you can make something BAD into something WONDERFUL

        ... they told me the others in their room wouldn't wake up. So... I allowed the least drunk of the trio to hop my balcony to get in.

        ... I can't tell you all how relieved I was that the real owners of the room didn't hold the behavior of the confused numbskulls against me and I did my best to smooth the situation over with some friendly chat and sharing of beer.

        Yours Truly,
        Madame
        i'm glad it worked out -- but i think the above-described is an industry-standard solution for the spectrum of [ can't find my room / don't have a room / don't know my roommate's name / my roommate is fucking someone and won't let me in / those people in THAT room look attractive and drunk ] situations that always accompany these events -- in san diego last week i believe i may have hosted as many as a dozen persons in my suite during the 4 nights -- all of whom slept or made their waking presense known [ ], but DID not come in through the door -- LOL


        2HP
        tada!

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        • BuggyG
          Confirmed User
          • Oct 2002
          • 4179

          #5
          ohhhhhhhhhhh.... and a good old hearty GO FUCK YOURSELF TOO!!!

          now.. the 2nd time honored way to welcome you to the board.. SHOW YOUR TITS!!!

          hehehe

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          • Madame0120
            Confirmed User
            • Nov 2004
            • 1227

            #6
            Phew! I wrote this chatty little post when I should have had my road weary ass in bed. I don't usually tell tales "out of school" without asking permission first and think I should be spanked soundly for not checking if it was mine to share.

            And I promise not to like it!

            Dang! I can't show you my tits.
            The winch and pully is in for repairs.
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            • AaronM
              GFY Royality ;)
              • Oct 2001
              • 46923

              #7
              Who's bright idea was it to put an actual newbie on the newbie panel anyway?

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              • Holly Lez!
                She's back
                • Oct 2003
                • 3480

                #8
                Hi Madame
                [email protected]
                Skype: hollyruprecht

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                • Madame0120
                  Confirmed User
                  • Nov 2004
                  • 1227

                  #9
                  Originally posted by AaronM
                  Who's bright idea was it to put an actual newbie on the newbie panel anyway?
                  Perhaps they just needed someone up there with the same confused look as the audience.
                  Try Something New! Teasing Bucks
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                  • Madame0120
                    Confirmed User
                    • Nov 2004
                    • 1227

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Direct Holly
                    Hi Madame
                    Hello to you too cutie! It was a true pleasure to have the time to get to know you better.

                    Hugs,

                    The Bait
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                    • iwantchixx
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 12860

                      #11

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                      • iwantchixx
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Oct 2002
                        • 12860

                        #12


                        heh, j/k

                        Welcome to the mix.

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                        • Holly Lez!
                          She's back
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 3480

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Madame0120
                          Hello to you too cutie! It was a true pleasure to have the time to get to know you better.

                          Hugs,

                          The Bait
                          LOL the Bait?? The pleasure was all mine...
                          [email protected]
                          Skype: hollyruprecht

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                          • Spunky
                            I need a beer
                            • Jun 2002
                            • 133986

                            #14
                            Welcome back Madame0120

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                            • Madame0120
                              Confirmed User
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 1227

                              #15
                              Thanks again you guys .. I haven't been told to Go Fuck Myself so much since I left New York!

                              Shit! Now I'm HomeSick you Fuckers!

                              Wow I think I'm getting the hang of this!

                              Try Something New! Teasing Bucks
                              Mistress Always Wins!

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                              • sniperwolf
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Mar 2005
                                • 17743

                                #16
                                hello there...have a great time!
                                ~Accepting design works~

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                                • AaronM
                                  GFY Royality ;)
                                  • Oct 2001
                                  • 46923

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Madame0120
                                  Thanks again you guys .. I haven't been told to Go Fuck Myself so much since I left New York!

                                  Shit! Now I'm HomeSick you Fuckers!

                                  Wow I think I'm getting the hang of this!


                                  Please die.

                                  You annoyed the hell out of me in SD....Now you are annoying me here too.

                                  Fuck off already.

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                                  • Sosa
                                    In Tushy Land
                                    • Oct 2002
                                    • 40149

                                    #18
                                    no, fuck you

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