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Old 06-18-2005, 03:31 AM   #1
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Promote Jesus.

You'll go to Heaven.
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Old 06-18-2005, 03:34 AM   #2
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Theo can you recommend a good PERL programmer? Jesus is not returning my ICQ messages. Thanks.
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Old 06-18-2005, 03:39 AM   #3
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Theo can you recommend a good PERL programmer? Jesus is not returning my ICQ messages. Thanks.
Have you prayed for Goat's? In my time of need this often helps.

Chio's Guy is very good but I don't think he does freelance. I will ask him.
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I tried to convert but i only have muslim traffic when is the allah program going to be ready?
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Old 06-18-2005, 03:42 AM   #5
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Have you prayed for Goat's? In my time of need this often helps.

Chio's Guy is very good but I don't think he does freelance. I will ask him.

Good deal, I just need a simple script done.

In the mean-time I will pray, just in case.

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Old 06-18-2005, 03:43 AM   #6
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I tried to convert but i only have muslim traffic when is the allah program going to be ready?

My Child, soon you will be able to skip through fields of flowers waving the banner of Allah Cash.
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My Child, soon you will be able to skip through fields of flowers waving the banner of Allah Cash.
about time I hear thier program will be the bomb
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about time I hear thier program will be the bomb
Yeah...a suicide bomb.

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Old 06-18-2005, 04:11 AM   #10
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No pun intended?
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Me? Never. i'm just a simple shepard boy
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Sounds like Theo's been hitting the Jesus Juice a little hard again.

Amen,

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Old 06-18-2005, 04:39 AM   #19
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Sounds like Theo's been hitting the Jesus Juice a little hard again.

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Like I said, sounds like Theo's been hitting the Jesus Juice a little hard again.

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Has theo had one too many 'gotta love that jesus' spams ????
Chio needs to take him to sea to toughen him up a bit .. and get some tattoos
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My child the light is shown to anyone when they dream of goats. If they use this a beacon in dark times, conversion is expected.
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Theo, any word back from Chio's perl guy? Since praying last night all I have gathered are a few sheep, and I bet you can imagine which God sent them to me. Any help is appreciated.
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Theo, any word back from Chio's perl guy? Since praying last night all I have gathered are a few sheep, and I bet you can imagine which God sent them to me. Any help is appreciated.

Yes sorry, he doesn't do freelance. Have you tried scriptlance, or rent a coder?
In a pinch with small jobs these sites are heaven.
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In a pinch with small jobs these sites are heaven.
Good looking out Theo, I will try those two outfits out tonight. May the breast's of many women bless your soul.
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Good looking out Theo, I will try those two outfits out tonight. May the breast's of many women bless your soul.

Good luck, and Thank you my Child.
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Promote Satan, the parties are so much better.
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