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Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 03:31 AM

Promote Jesus.
 
You'll go to Heaven.

newbreed 06-18-2005 03:34 AM

Theo can you recommend a good PERL programmer? Jesus is not returning my ICQ messages. Thanks.

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
Theo can you recommend a good PERL programmer? Jesus is not returning my ICQ messages. Thanks.

Have you prayed for Goat's? In my time of need this often helps.

Chio's Guy is very good but I don't think he does freelance. I will ask him.

xclusive 06-18-2005 03:42 AM

I tried to convert but i only have muslim traffic when is the allah program going to be ready?

newbreed 06-18-2005 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
Have you prayed for Goat's? In my time of need this often helps.

Chio's Guy is very good but I don't think he does freelance. I will ask him.


Good deal, I just need a simple script done.

In the mean-time I will pray, just in case. :thumbsup

Thanks Theo,
Bill

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 03:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
I tried to convert but i only have muslim traffic when is the allah program going to be ready?


My Child, soon you will be able to skip through fields of flowers waving the banner of Allah Cash.

xclusive 06-18-2005 04:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
My Child, soon you will be able to skip through fields of flowers waving the banner of Allah Cash.

about time I hear thier program will be the bomb:)

Barefootsies 06-18-2005 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
You'll go to Heaven.

No.

Bush (the prez, not the bean man) has us covered.

:disgust

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-18-2005 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive
about time I hear thier program will be the bomb:)

Yeah...a suicide bomb.

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Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xclusive
about time I hear thier program will be the bomb:)

No pun intended? :1orglaugh

xclusive 06-18-2005 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Yeah...a suicide bomb.

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and they will bring new meaning to the term cut throat competition :error

Nicky 06-18-2005 04:13 AM

I will try and see if it converts :thumbsup

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 04:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Nicky
I will try and see if it converts :thumbsup


Bless you my child.

xclusive 06-18-2005 04:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
No pun intended? :1orglaugh

Me? Never. i'm just a simple shepard boy:)

Dirty Dane 06-18-2005 04:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
You'll go to Heaven.

Too late. Earth is another planets hell. :eyecrazy

Manowar 06-18-2005 04:19 AM

Jesus don't shave.

xclusive 06-18-2005 04:23 AM

is it true that god with smithe thee if you have too many chargebacks?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-18-2005 04:24 AM

Sounds like Theo's been hitting the Jesus Juice a little hard again. :drinkup

Amen,

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Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Sounds like Theo's been hitting the Jesus Juice a little hard again. :drinkup

Amen,

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The blood of Christ will provide my goats with sustenance so that I may dream of puffy clouds.

alexg 06-18-2005 04:43 AM

got a referral link?

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg
got a referral link?

http://www.datejesus.com/

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 06-18-2005 04:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
The blood of Christ will provide my goats with sustenance so that I may dream of puffy clouds.

Like I said, sounds like Theo's been hitting the Jesus Juice a little hard again. :drinkup

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dennisthemenace 06-18-2005 05:27 AM

I've been getting good results with BuddhaBucks :thumbsup

gunfodder 06-18-2005 08:16 AM

Has theo had one too many 'gotta love that jesus' spams ????
Chio needs to take him to sea to toughen him up a bit .. and get some tattoos

taibo 06-18-2005 08:22 AM

lmao this thread is hilarious

mardigras 06-18-2005 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicky
I will try and see if it converts :thumbsup

It's hard to convert muslims :upsidedow

EviLGuY 06-18-2005 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
It's hard to convert muslims :upsidedow

I guess you just need a namechange and a new tour for them. :thumbsup

Platinumpimp 06-18-2005 08:49 AM

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Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras
It's hard to convert muslims :upsidedow


My child the light is shown to anyone when they dream of goats. If they use this a beacon in dark times, conversion is expected.

DWB 06-18-2005 05:45 PM

Hasn't Jesus had enough freakin' promotion during the last 2005 years?

seeric 06-18-2005 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
You'll go to Heaven.

i've already gone through this once with busty-amateurs. :(

- Jesus Christ - 06-18-2005 05:51 PM

Lick my cock, asshole.

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 06:01 PM

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Originally Posted by - Jesus Christ -
Lick my cock, asshole.

Should we cuddle first? It helps me get in the mood.

newbreed 06-18-2005 06:05 PM

Theo, any word back from Chio's perl guy? Since praying last night all I have gathered are a few sheep, and I bet you can imagine which God sent them to me. Any help is appreciated.

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by newbreed
Theo, any word back from Chio's perl guy? Since praying last night all I have gathered are a few sheep, and I bet you can imagine which God sent them to me. Any help is appreciated.


Yes sorry, he doesn't do freelance. Have you tried scriptlance, or rent a coder?
In a pinch with small jobs these sites are heaven.

newbreed 06-18-2005 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Theo The Theologian
Yes sorry, he doesn't do freelance. Have you tried scriptlance, or rent a coder?
In a pinch with small jobs these sites are heaven.

Good looking out Theo, I will try those two outfits out tonight. May the breast's of many women bless your soul. :)

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by newbreed
Good looking out Theo, I will try those two outfits out tonight. May the breast's of many women bless your soul. :)


Good luck, and Thank you my Child.

aico 06-18-2005 06:16 PM

Jesus was the world's best con-man.

Promote Satan, the parties are so much better. :thumbsup

nico-t 06-18-2005 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by taibo
lmao this thread is hilarious

no its not

Chio The Pirate 06-18-2005 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by nico-t
no its not

YARGH! Je bent gek!

Barefootsies 06-18-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! Je bent gek!

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Chio

:thumbsup

nico-t 06-18-2005 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chio The Pirate
YARGH! Je bent gek!

:Oh crap

Theo The Theologian 06-18-2005 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aico
Jesus was the world's best con-man.

Promote Satan, the parties are so much better. :thumbsup

HEATHEN!

opflix 06-18-2005 10:14 PM

fuck u jesus... my order for fish & bread to feed the plenty is late as HELL :321GFY




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