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alexg · 06-17-2005, 05:52 AM

An american, A russian and an arab are sitting next to each other in the plane. The stewardess comes over and asks them if they would like anything to drink.

The american: "I'd like some Whiskey please"
The russian: "I'd like a vodka"
The arab: "No thank you, I will be driving soon..."

polish_aristocrat · 06-17-2005, 05:56 AM

Lol 5678

Metalsound · 06-17-2005, 12:56 PM

lfmao!!!!

nice one

Manowar · 06-17-2005, 12:57 PM

BigRod · 06-17-2005, 12:58 PM

hahaha thats good

LittleSassy · 06-17-2005, 01:05 PM

nice one...made me smile...

Downtime · 06-17-2005, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

An american, A russian and an arab are sitting next to each other in the plane. The stewardess comes over and asks them if they would like anything to drink.

The american: "I'd like some Whiskey please"
The russian: "I'd like a vodka"
The arab: "No thank you, I will be driving soon..."

lmao 8char

BlueDesignStudios · 06-17-2005, 05:33 PM

hehehe 8chars

Rob · 06-17-2005, 05:43 PM

- mixed emotions here.

Spunky · 06-17-2005, 05:45 PM

Grog..that was pretty bad

sniperwolf · 06-17-2005, 05:45 PM

ehehhehehe

pubenemy · 06-17-2005, 05:47 PM

How do you make 5lbs of fat look attractive?

Put a Nipple on it.

Terry · 06-17-2005, 05:49 PM

funny but not.. i like it.
but for the record.. driving should be flying.

tranza · 06-17-2005, 06:01 PM

Lol......

alexg · 06-18-2005, 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terry

funny but not.. i like it.
but for the record.. driving should be flying.

lol i know that... but "driving" just sounds better for the drinking part.

alexg · 06-18-2005, 12:45 AM

here's another one:

how many arabs does it take to paint a wall in red?

- depends on how hard you throw them..

naugthygUrL · 06-18-2005, 12:47 AM

lol

micke · 06-18-2005, 12:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

An american, A russian and an arab are sitting next to each other in the plane. The stewardess comes over and asks them if they would like anything to drink.

The american: "I'd like some Whiskey please"
The russian: "I'd like a vodka"
The arab: "No thank you, I will be driving soon..."

alexg · 06-18-2005, 12:56 AM

An american, a russian, an israeli and an arab are flying in a plane.

suddenly the american throws a 1 dollar bill out of the window.
the russian: "why did you do this man?"
the american: "we have too many of these in the US"

few minutes later, the russian suddenly throws a bottle of vodka out of the window.
the israeli: "why did you do this?"
the russian: "we have too many of these in Russia"

a few more minutes pass and suddenly the israeli throws the arab out the window.

alexg · 06-18-2005, 12:59 AM

Q: what's the difference between pokemons and arabs?

A: pokemons develop.

alexg · 06-18-2005, 01:01 AM

Q: when does an arab go to school?

A: when he's done building it.

alexg · 06-18-2005, 01:04 AM

An arabs comes to a lawyers office and tells the owner: "Hello, I have finished law school and I would like to work here"

the owner: "congratulations, you get the job. you see this nice office? it's now yours.

you see the Jaguar outside? Yours!

Downstairs you have a gym, a jacuzzi and everything you need, and here are two sexy secretaries for you."

the arab, all excited: "You gotta be kidding me"

the boss: "hey, you started"

alexg · 06-18-2005, 01:08 AM

An irish guy, an american, an israeli and an arab are sitting around the bonfire.

the irish guy drinks a guiness, throws it 20 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!"

the american drinks a budweiser, throws it 50 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!"

the israeli drinks a maccabi, throws it 100 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the arab and says: "that's the way it should be!"

kaktuz · 06-18-2005, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alexg

An arabs comes to a lawyers office and tells the owner: "Hello, I have finished law school and I would like to work here"

the owner: "congratulations, you get the job. you see this nice office? it's now yours.

you see the Jaguar outside? Yours!

Downstairs you have a gym, a jacuzzi and everything you need, and here are two sexy secretaries for you."

the arab, all excited: "You gotta be kidding me"

the boss: "hey, you started"

06-17-2005, 05:52 AM	#1
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alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	An american, a russian, an israeli and an arab are flying in a plane. suddenly the american throws a 1 dollar bill out of the window. the russian: "why did you do this man?" the american: "we have too many of these in the US" few minutes later, the russian suddenly throws a bottle of vodka out of the window. the israeli: "why did you do this?" the russian: "we have too many of these in Russia" a few more minutes pass and suddenly the israeli throws the arab out the window. __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

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alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	An arabs comes to a lawyers office and tells the owner: "Hello, I have finished law school and I would like to work here" the owner: "congratulations, you get the job. you see this nice office? it's now yours. you see the Jaguar outside? Yours! Downstairs you have a gym, a jacuzzi and everything you need, and here are two sexy secretaries for you." the arab, all excited: "You gotta be kidding me" the boss: "hey, you started" __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

06-18-2005, 01:08 AM	#23
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	An irish guy, an american, an israeli and an arab are sitting around the bonfire. the irish guy drinks a guiness, throws it 20 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!" the american drinks a budweiser, throws it 50 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!" the israeli drinks a maccabi, throws it 100 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the arab and says: "that's the way it should be!" __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!