Joke [Joke]
 

An american, A russian and an arab are sitting next to each other in the plane. The stewardess comes over and asks them if they would like anything to drink.

The american: "I'd like some Whiskey please"
The russian: "I'd like a vodka"
The arab: "No thank you, I will be driving soon..."

Lol 5678

lfmao!!!! :1orglaugh

nice one

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hahaha thats good

nice one...made me smile...:)

lmao 8char

hehehe 8chars

:1orglaugh :( :1orglaugh :( :1orglaugh - mixed emotions here.

Grog..that was pretty bad

ehehhehehe

How do you make 5lbs of fat look attractive?


Put a Nipple on it.

funny but not.. i like it.
but for the record.. driving should be flying.

Lol......

lol i know that... but "driving" just sounds better for the drinking part.

here's another one:

how many arabs does it take to paint a wall in red?

- depends on how hard you throw them..

lol :pimp

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An american, a russian, an israeli and an arab are flying in a plane.

suddenly the american throws a 1 dollar bill out of the window.
the russian: "why did you do this man?"
the american: "we have too many of these in the US"

few minutes later, the russian suddenly throws a bottle of vodka out of the window.
the israeli: "why did you do this?"
the russian: "we have too many of these in Russia"

a few more minutes pass and suddenly the israeli throws the arab out the window.

Q: what's the difference between pokemons and arabs?

A: pokemons develop.

Q: when does an arab go to school?

A: when he's done building it.

An arabs comes to a lawyers office and tells the owner: "Hello, I have finished law school and I would like to work here"

the owner: "congratulations, you get the job. you see this nice office? it's now yours.

you see the Jaguar outside? Yours!

Downstairs you have a gym, a jacuzzi and everything you need, and here are two sexy secretaries for you."

the arab, all excited: "You gotta be kidding me"

the boss: "hey, you started"

An irish guy, an american, an israeli and an arab are sitting around the bonfire.

the irish guy drinks a guiness, throws it 20 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!"

the american drinks a budweiser, throws it 50 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the bottle and says: "that's the way it should be!"

the israeli drinks a maccabi, throws it 100 meters in the air, takes out his gun, shoots the arab and says: "that's the way it should be!"

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