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06-16-2005, 06:51 PM

yo chips, show me some results

woj · 06-16-2005, 06:51 PM

101

xlogger · 06-16-2005, 06:52 PM

eidt: no 100

xlogger · 06-16-2005, 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by woj

100.........

AH HA!!! SO IT WASNT A POST BOT!

Btw, he edited it.

Crypt · 06-16-2005, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

You can drop as many SEO words to try and impress people, I can read right through it. Post some results, a highly theoritical program does not translate into good rankings or sales. You want to prove this thing is the bomb? Post some links on Google or Yahoo with some descent results.

WG

SEO is not rocket science? ;)

fireorange · 06-16-2005, 06:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

101

GFY history?

woj · 06-16-2005, 06:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

AH HA!!! SO IT WASNT A POST BOT!

Btw, he edited it.

we both got wojowned...

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 06:55 PM

nooooooooooooo

Im not a FAKE NICK - I WORKED MY BALLS FUCKING OFF.

I find it hard to GET TO MARKET.

Why cant you guys see that??????????

Im fucking sure you dudes have worked your fucking fuck off nuts off.

The circles are down to ME yes for sure - but I dont know how to make money from my program - apart from using it myself - but that goes without saying.

Fucking fuck fuck fuck if there is only someone I can trust to TAKE ME TO MARKET.

Its not like Im being a hahahaha or anything - im trying to do business.

No Im not from india btw.

WiredGuy · 06-16-2005, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crypt

SEO is not rocket science? ;)

Shhhhhhh!!
WG

WiredGuy · 06-16-2005, 06:57 PM

I'm gonna go with this being Creative/Pad/187 character. Seems to be consistent with the low post count and the attitude. Especially in the last post.
WG

WiredGuy · 06-16-2005, 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

...show you the EDU link to the generally accepted LSI views.

You wouldnt understand it anyway.

Try me, you might be surprised what I'd understand.
WG

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 06:59 PM

Well - ive made a few.

Havent we all?

The screen dump was hard for me to do and I did it.

Slag me off if you will.

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 07:00 PM

ICQ Wired?

xlogger · 06-16-2005, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

ICQ?

204/894/230

vas · 06-16-2005, 07:04 PM

ahh the irony...

a programmer that created a program thats supposed to help you market is asking for marketting advice...

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 07:05 PM

Off to bed.

Post the ICQ wired. Ive got a product.

Makingcoin · 06-16-2005, 07:07 PM

Interesting thread. You better call this thing theBASTARD.

Bake · 06-16-2005, 07:07 PM

If this Barstard really works you need to hook up with a real player. There hasnt been many in this thread. If you would like some real advice ICQ me 77762980

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 07:07 PM

Renamed the jpg.

$5 submissions · 06-16-2005, 07:08 PM

Hmmmm interesting. Can this work with an ARMY of real writers pumping out REAL researched text? Im completing several mainstream product vertical content networks and this might be helpful. ICQ me, buddy.

xlogger · 06-16-2005, 07:09 PM

Ok i found his icq. Here it is: 95164758

MattO · 06-16-2005, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

I'm gonna go with this being Creative/Pad/187 character.
WG

I believe you are correct, sir!

Platinum Lantern · 06-16-2005, 07:11 PM

MrChips

I'm interested in using your software and am ready to order.
My e-mail address is webmaster at cocoaporn dot com
I respect your hard work, great minds build great things.

Looking forward to hearing from you

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 07:17 PM

288-415-129

Thats my ICQ number. Not the one XLOGGER published.

The ICQ name is Captain Picard - (after my late pet rabbit of 10 fucking years.)

fireorange · 06-16-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xlogger

Ok i found his icq. Here it is: 95164758

Isn't that Franck's?

xlogger · 06-16-2005, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fireorange

Isn't that Franck's?

This thread was fun. Wach him be pissed as hell tomorrow.

XSAXS · 06-16-2005, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by XSAXS

MrChips...

Since you seem to be asking over and over how to take it to market... I will offer a few thoughts.

1) Put together a free demo version that will show off all the features, but in a very limited way.

2) Make sure you have a good installer/security/registration system programmed into it to prevent piracy.

3) Launch it onto all the shareware download sites (tucows, download, etc) and make it available to the mass public. Word of Mouth will eventually do most of the marketing work for you.

4) Price it competitively, but not cheap. There are lots of ways to collect credit card payments for shareware, so that should be easy.

5) Setup a support forum and some "how to" articles on your website.

.... JUST ROUGH IDEAS, but you owe it to yourself to roll it out full force. Peace & prosperity to you, bro.

I think you're legit, So I have a couple more ideas for you.

Don't forget an affiliate program. Several somewhat similar progs have successful affiliate systems (example: phantomcloaker.com). I've seen their banners floating around several webmaster boards. Let other people do the marketing work and you make $$$.

FINALLY... find choose a really kickass name. "theBASTARD" could work, but might scare off some mainstream marketing opportunities. In any case, you need a name that will lend itself to really a catchy branding campaign. Again, Phantom Cloaker has done a good job in this area.

Hit me up. xs -@- xsaxs.com

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 07:24 PM

Ive goto sleep friends. Im fucking whacked.

Mark

xlogger · 06-16-2005, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

Ive goto sleep friends. Im fucking whacked.

Mark

Peace out man. Thank for talking you're time and talking on icq. I will be on all day tomorrow. Be sure to hit me up. To be honest (if this works and i was in your position), i wont sell it. I will keep it to myself and wont overexpose it to searchengins. Good luck with it.

No harm done with my posts, i was j/k around.

JD · 06-16-2005, 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

Ive goto sleep friends. Im fucking whacked.

Mark

MrChips if you need and beta testers or whatever hit me up man!

Antonio: hook me up with that link jb AT consumemygenitals DOT com

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 07:29 PM

Pissed as hell?

Again - this forum doesnt half show the wheat from the chaff.

Sometimes I bloddy wonder what the hell is going on - and at the end of the day ive got the program.

Might I pleae say that I have had a really enjoyable chat with you guys tonight where possible.

I'd die to meet up with you and talk the talk and walk the walk etc.

Have a chat and a few beers. Cheers all

Mark.

Gottis · 06-16-2005, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Try me, you might be surprised what I'd understand.
WG

Is it true meta descriptions still rule?

NetRodent · 06-16-2005, 07:34 PM

This thread makes no sense. He claims to have built the ultimate search engine marketing tool, and he wants advice on how to market it?

will76 · 06-16-2005, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

At the moment I can provide 24/7 support aswell for it - thats worldwide - if ness.

Fack I dont know what to do.

SERIOUSLY.

I believe you.

In most cases the programmers dont know how to market and the people who can market stuff don't know how to program.

The more you know of 1 the less you know of the other. Everybody has the strong points. Good thing about good at marketing is that you can always pay someone to make a program for you

chadglni · 06-16-2005, 07:39 PM

Best promo thread ever! I bet this dude has 1000 ICQ's by now.

MrChips · 06-16-2005, 07:44 PM

EXACTLY NETRODENT - I dont know how to market it.

I want advice. It seems to me like thats hard to come by these days.

Fuck it in a bucket - dont knock me - im asking for :-

HELP TO MARKET

affiiliate program set up maybe.
cost of product.
renewals.
shave % (I would never shave anyone - I SWEAR ON MY LIFE)

Quit the FUCKING FUCK KNOCKING ME I WORKED LIKE A hahahaha ON THIS
AND IVE NOT HARMED ANY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

I run other forums, and when a member wants straight advice I give it,

Fack ive gotten to the point where I dont even know what im bleeding asking for.

Mark.
(a fucked up programmer with a big fucking product with 7 or 8 years behind it)

Fairly content though - papering the back room tomorrow.

laters all ?(those who dont want to take the piss that is)

will76 · 06-16-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

288-415-129

Thats my ICQ number. Not the one XLOGGER published.

The ICQ name is Captain Picard - (after my late pet rabbit of 10 fucking years.)

Any relation to Chio the pirate ?

sumphatpimp · 06-16-2005, 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NetRodent

This thread makes no sense. He claims to have built the ultimate search engine marketing tool, and he wants advice on how to market it?

he should ask Google.

its a doorway page maker, Google has seen it before.

way do you think Google keeps changing the page rank algorithim?

Thomas N · 06-16-2005, 09:29 PM

If it worked 1/100th as good as your are claiming, you would have NO need or desire to sell it regardless of the price.

will76 · 06-16-2005, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrChips

if there is only someone I can trust to TAKE ME TO MARKET.

This little piggy went to the MARKET!

afx · 06-16-2005, 10:16 PM

I'm interested: icq#11189755

Fucksakes · 06-16-2005, 11:00 PM

sounds like bullshit to me, dude doesnt talk serious one bit, just talks about how good his program is over and over.. and how long he spend working on it etc. and if i built such thing i wouldnt sell it or even talk about it.

OzMan · 06-16-2005, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

Soul Rebel, give me your email and I'll send you a link to MUCH better software that this EXTREMELY irritating dude is offering, I'm being dead serious.

The software has been out for a couple of months, and you can read all the feebacks on their website and their forum, you'll be pleased, trust me.

Uploading pages at set or random intervals, creating random internal/external linking structures,html,css etc etc to leave zero footprint is no big deal.

What is the holy grail is to have totally auto-generated, contextually relevent and totally unique sentences and paragraphs that are human readable.

If this application can actually do that then it is worth checking out. If it is merely scraping from the web what it thinks are relevent sentences and mixing them all up to create a "page" then it isn't anything to write home about.

kaktuz · 06-16-2005, 11:09 PM

why u use some much fuck words?

Im fucking sure you dudes have worked your fucking fuck off nuts off.

Fucking fuck fuck fuck if there is only someone I can trust to TAKE ME TO MARKET

:X

anyway beep me have some ideas for u , look in sig

Varius · 06-16-2005, 11:19 PM

Here are a few comments....

1) If you've been developing this project for 7-8 years, that goes back to when startups were booming and 'ideas' were making tons of investor cash. Why wouldn't you have tried to get someone to buy your idea or invest back then and be rich now ?

2) If your software truly works as you claim, as others above me said, you would not need to care about trying to sell/lease it. Simply keep snatching up domains and using it. Even if you can only manage to make $50/domain with it, just keep adding them and it' simple math.

BlingDaddy · 06-16-2005, 11:37 PM

Aww shit... does this fucking thing mean I'm going to get more e-mails that say,

"Hey Stuart! - You've been appalled at the bannanna prorgrams lately? We have just the Ci-Alis to help your barracuda meet its Nikola Tesla! Seriously! It's all about the belt gap inside the Aceptiomenaphin!"

Anyhoo... Mr Chips.. looks like a nice program. If it works as advertised, which most shit does not... then more power to you, and hit me on ICQ to tell me how to help you. My problem is this.... and I've been a businessman for quite some time.....

If in fact, I had the knowledge, and the power to create such a tool, I would be the only person that EVER knew about it. I would also be subsuqently SMASHING the fuck out of every internet industy that contained even one iota of cash from adult, to casinos, to kid's party favors. I wouldn't tell a soul what I was doing, much less advertise the program. (because it's such a monster).

Are you getting ready to "boost" your own SEO company? If so just say it, no need to cloak it.

And that's what I have for now.

Bling!

will76 · 06-17-2005, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bake

If this Barstard really works you need to hook up with a real player. There hasnt been many in this thread. If you would like some real advice ICQ me 77762980

no, no real players here but you.

Evil Doer · 06-17-2005, 01:07 AM

I read lsiwebbuild.com, and it looks interesting.. I don't see why you wouldn't just use this yourself. If you did program this, you're not a dumb guy, and you could definately find a "market" without assistance.

Evil Doer · 06-17-2005, 01:13 AM

BTW, post screenshots.

DamageX · 06-17-2005, 01:31 AM

I know who this is. Yes, it's fake nick and yes, he's fucking with us.

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06-16-2005, 06:57 PM	#110
WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	I'm gonna go with this being Creative/Pad/187 character. Seems to be consistent with the low post count and the attitude. Especially in the last post. WG __________________ I play with Google.

06-16-2005, 07:04 PM	#115
vas Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 562	ahh the irony... a programmer that created a program thats supposed to help you market is asking for marketting advice... __________________ icq: 375956791

06-16-2005, 07:07 PM	#117
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06-16-2005, 06:51 PM	#101
esnem Guest Posts: n/a	yo chips, show me some results

06-16-2005, 06:55 PM	#108
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	nooooooooooooo Im not a FAKE NICK - I WORKED MY BALLS FUCKING OFF. I find it hard to GET TO MARKET. Why cant you guys see that?????????? Im fucking sure you dudes have worked your fucking fuck off nuts off. The circles are down to ME yes for sure - but I dont know how to make money from my program - apart from using it myself - but that goes without saying. Fucking fuck fuck fuck if there is only someone I can trust to TAKE ME TO MARKET. Its not like Im being a hahahaha or anything - im trying to do business. No Im not from india btw.

06-16-2005, 06:59 PM	#112
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Well - ive made a few. Havent we all? The screen dump was hard for me to do and I did it. Slag me off if you will.

06-16-2005, 07:00 PM	#113
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	ICQ Wired?

06-16-2005, 07:05 PM	#116
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Off to bed. Post the ICQ wired. Ive got a product.

06-16-2005, 07:07 PM	#118
Bake Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Outback of bumfuck Aussie Posts: 5,279	If this Barstard really works you need to hook up with a real player. There hasnt been many in this thread. If you would like some real advice ICQ me 77762980 __________________ Buy great domains from drunken burned out old webmaster CHEAP bullseyeporn.com art-met.com and more. Learn how to make a easy extra $500 per week

06-16-2005, 07:07 PM	#119
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Renamed the jpg.

06-16-2005, 07:08 PM	#120
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Hmmmm interesting. Can this work with an ARMY of real writers pumping out REAL researched text? Im completing several mainstream product vertical content networks and this might be helpful. ICQ me, buddy. __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants

06-16-2005, 07:09 PM	#121
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	Ok i found his icq. Here it is: 95164758 __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH] Last edited by xlogger; 06-16-2005 at 07:11 PM..

06-16-2005, 07:11 PM	#123
Platinum Lantern Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shreveport, LA Posts: 1,564	MrChips I'm interested in using your software and am ready to order. My e-mail address is webmaster at cocoaporn dot com I respect your hard work, great minds build great things. Looking forward to hearing from you __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

06-16-2005, 07:17 PM	#124
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	288-415-129 Thats my ICQ number. Not the one XLOGGER published. The ICQ name is Captain Picard - (after my late pet rabbit of 10 fucking years.)

06-16-2005, 07:24 PM	#128
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Ive goto sleep friends. Im fucking whacked. Mark

06-16-2005, 07:29 PM	#131
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	Pissed as hell? Again - this forum doesnt half show the wheat from the chaff. Sometimes I bloddy wonder what the hell is going on - and at the end of the day ive got the program. Might I pleae say that I have had a really enjoyable chat with you guys tonight where possible. I'd die to meet up with you and talk the talk and walk the walk etc. Have a chat and a few beers. Cheers all Mark.

06-16-2005, 07:34 PM	#133
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	This thread makes no sense. He claims to have built the ultimate search engine marketing tool, and he wants advice on how to market it? __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken

06-16-2005, 07:39 PM	#135
chadglni Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: PEI, Canada Posts: 6,924	Best promo thread ever! I bet this dude has 1000 ICQ's by now. __________________ Sign up here - Dating Site affiliate program

06-16-2005, 07:44 PM	#136
MrChips Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 1,504	EXACTLY NETRODENT - I dont know how to market it. I want advice. It seems to me like thats hard to come by these days. Fuck it in a bucket - dont knock me - im asking for :- HELP TO MARKET affiiliate program set up maybe. cost of product. renewals. shave % (I would never shave anyone - I SWEAR ON MY LIFE) Quit the FUCKING FUCK KNOCKING ME I WORKED LIKE A hahahaha ON THIS AND IVE NOT HARMED ANY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. I run other forums, and when a member wants straight advice I give it, Fack ive gotten to the point where I dont even know what im bleeding asking for. Mark. (a fucked up programmer with a big fucking product with 7 or 8 years behind it) Fairly content though - papering the back room tomorrow. laters all ?(those who dont want to take the piss that is)

06-16-2005, 09:29 PM	#139
Thomas N Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 973	If it worked 1/100th as good as your are claiming, you would have NO need or desire to sell it regardless of the price.

06-16-2005, 10:16 PM	#141
afx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Montevideo, Uruguay Posts: 375	I'm interested: icq#11189755 __________________ [signature] Insert spam here. [/signature]

06-16-2005, 11:00 PM	#142
Fucksakes Shit... Fuck! What the Hell? Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,567	sounds like bullshit to me, dude doesnt talk serious one bit, just talks about how good his program is over and over.. and how long he spend working on it etc. and if i built such thing i wouldnt sell it or even talk about it.

06-16-2005, 11:09 PM	#144
kaktuz Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Dream Land Posts: 2,422	why u use some much fuck words? Im fucking sure you dudes have worked your fucking fuck off nuts off. Fucking fuck fuck fuck if there is only someone I can trust to TAKE ME TO MARKET :X anyway beep me have some ideas for u , look in sig __________________ EMAIL: admin [AT] kaktuz.com Need Loads of Traffic? Lets Make Business Today!

06-16-2005, 11:19 PM	#145
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Here are a few comments.... 1) If you've been developing this project for 7-8 years, that goes back to when startups were booming and 'ideas' were making tons of investor cash. Why wouldn't you have tried to get someone to buy your idea or invest back then and be rich now ? 2) If your software truly works as you claim, as others above me said, you would not need to care about trying to sell/lease it. Simply keep snatching up domains and using it. Even if you can only manage to make $50/domain with it, just keep adding them and it' simple math. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

06-16-2005, 11:37 PM	#146
BlingDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Denver, CO ICQ 280-752-076 Posts: 6,343	Aww shit... does this fucking thing mean I'm going to get more e-mails that say, "Hey Stuart! - You've been appalled at the bannanna prorgrams lately? We have just the Ci-Alis to help your barracuda meet its Nikola Tesla! Seriously! It's all about the belt gap inside the Aceptiomenaphin!" Anyhoo... Mr Chips.. looks like a nice program. If it works as advertised, which most shit does not... then more power to you, and hit me on ICQ to tell me how to help you. My problem is this.... and I've been a businessman for quite some time..... If in fact, I had the knowledge, and the power to create such a tool, I would be the only person that EVER knew about it. I would also be subsuqently SMASHING the fuck out of every internet industy that contained even one iota of cash from adult, to casinos, to kid's party favors. I wouldn't tell a soul what I was doing, much less advertise the program. (because it's such a monster). Are you getting ready to "boost" your own SEO company? If so just say it, no need to cloak it. And that's what I have for now. Bling! __________________ Every Day... Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! Bling Daddy's Masturbation Station! The Daily Bag of Douche - Humor at it's FINEST.

06-17-2005, 01:07 AM	#148
Evil Doer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ICQ: 251-911-362 Posts: 915	I read lsiwebbuild.com, and it looks interesting.. I don't see why you wouldn't just use this yourself. If you did program this, you're not a dumb guy, and you could definately find a "market" without assistance.

06-17-2005, 01:13 AM	#149
Evil Doer Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: ICQ: 251-911-362 Posts: 915	BTW, post screenshots.

06-17-2005, 01:31 AM	#150
DamageX Marketing & Strategy Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Former nomad Posts: 14,293	I know who this is. Yes, it's fake nick and yes, he's fucking with us. __________________ Whitehat is for chumps If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!