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People who "wait" for your parking spot
Whenever some fuckwad rolls down his window and asks, "Are you leaving, sir?", I make them wait extra.
Today I pretended to engage in a 10 minute cellphone convo until he finally gave up and drove off. Then I left immediately. ![]() |
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I have too much money to do things like that.
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Today's chump had ten cars backed up behind him on a narrow street because he's a lazy fuck who doesn't want to walk an extra 1/2 block to the shops.
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what I hate are old drivers who think the world owes them something.
Example: I pulled into the pharmacy parking lot. I accidentally drove too far past only open non-handi spot. I turned around, all the while this old man saw me slow down, try to back up first then said fuck it and went to turn around in the handi spot, as soon as I got my nose at the spot I wanted he gets right in front of me, I stop, mouth "sorry, was here first" and he slams the throttle and takes it!... Holy fuck was I ever mad. So I had to park around back,, where no doors are, with a baby and having to carry a water jug that weighs 40 lbs back to the car... I hate people who do that, happens a lot, I'm creeping towards a spot. Aiming my bumper and they squeeze right in and take the spot on me. I have a fucking BABY in my car, there is no need of people being so selfish like this. They can tell I have a baby too. It's not hard.. "baby on board" sticker... sun visor on side window... baby hat hanging from rear view mirror... So I always end up parking too far away on wet or cold days and my baby gets pissed. yeah, thanks assholes. may your car get keyed and your insurance skyrockets even more because you have to put a claim in |
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What's the logic behind that?
If I see that someone is leaving, of course I wait for the spot. Who knows where or when I might find the next spot. |
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Because I don't like being pressured into leaving before I'm good and ready. Most of the time, there are a zillion spaces available, but these tards wait 15 minutes to get a spot 45 seconds closer to the door. |
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You're right
I hate it when people wait for someone to leave, most of the times there's like 10 cars behind these mofo's, because they can't pass him/her. I never wait for someone who's leaving a parking space, I always drive along and search for another spot.
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they are lazy ass motherfuckers..........you know who you are you lazyfucks!
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All this makes me want to walk more.
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I hate people like that too
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you have all posted your pictures on this board.
you are fat lazy bastards. the walk would do you all good. your ass is as big as a city bus! ![]() what are you going to do when you get in the store but walk anyway! you are lazy. ![]() |
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I always park away from the stores at the far side of the parking lot--
I don't like door dings and don't mind walking, the kids don't mind walking either. |
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oh that's mean. lol
but it is kind of stupid for people to do that. just get out of your car and walk a few more yards...it won't kill ya.
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Its easier just to park in the loading area and pay the $35 fine then to drive around for hours and let your nerves take that kind of abuse!
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I did that to someone once, they kicked in my fender while I was in the store. Serves me right, but I was 17 and dumb.
It can be fun to mess with people, never fun to be the one messed with. Karma is a bitch. |
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heh .. if they had valet everywhere, then we'd all be happy. of course those lazy bastards are probably cheap too.
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One day, someone will take a bat to Dork Jedi's car and possibly his head after he pulls this sort of horseshit once too often.
on that day I will smile just a little bigger than usual. :D
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women asians dad's who drive vans old people all off the roads and traffic would fly. ![]() the best is a asian trying to park a van. ![]() |
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it's easy for you to do that because you were the first in the parking spot.
of course you'd wait too if there's no more space and you dont wanna drivve around looking for an open spot. that's just mean! anyway, if that makes you happy, indulge yourself then ![]() |
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He's not the only one doing it...I remember watching some news magazine show that did a study on this "phenomena."
When there is someone waiting for the parking spot people take longer to get in their car, get adjusted , starting it and driving away when no one is waiting for their space...we are some seriously fucked in the head animals who are so protective of what little "territory" we can find. |
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you're the kind of person that goes around with a baseball bat looking to hit pregnant women aren't you? Christ, if people would show a little courtesy once in a while instead of thinking to themselves" that's how it is so i'm going to do it to other people" shit like that wouldn't happen and we'd be much better off. I just love the american attitude that its all about you. Instead of being so god damned self centred all the time try thinking about another person. Let's for once not think about ourselves and not park in handi capped spaces or spaces for expecting women.. if you see and old man stading on the bus offer him your seat for fucks sake and for crying out loud if you can obviously tell that a woman has a small child in the car with her.. let have a little less stress in her life and give her the spot. What a fucking ignorant thing to say |
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I never rush for anyone when they are waiting for my spot, why rush, I just go about my business as normal and if they beep at me to speed up the pace I will get out of my car and personally confront them about their arrogance, this always results in them leaving as soon as I step twords them.
Do what people would least expect, then they are left shocked and not knowing how to react in most cases so they dissapear from fear of doing the wring thing. |
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i dont normaly fuck with people but I've noticed that people waiting on my spot when I'm on my bike tend to get a little impatient.
First of all, its a bike.. you dont just hop on and ride off. I have to unlock my helmet, put my helmet on, put my sunglasses on, then the jacket goes on, then the gloves. Fire up the bike, if its been sitting for an hour or more it needs to warm up for a few seconds. Bikes dont have reverse so I have to walk it out of the parking spot. People that pull up and stop as soon as I'm walking up to my bike sit there and look at me like, what the fuck are you doing? I'm putting my safety gear on motherfuckers, and I'm not going to get in a big rush just because you want my parking spot.
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park your bike on the fucking curb like anyone with a bike does, why the hell would you take up entire spot for such a tiny vehicle? |
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I park so far away none of the lazy asses would want to wait for my spot (usualy 100 open spots way out there anyway). I like to keep my vehicles scratch free and the walk is good for you anyway.
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Alot of businesses here have designated motorcycle parking so I use that when possible. But the ones that dont, leave me no choice but to park in a regular spot. I guess you think us bikers should have to share part of our lane with people in cars also? Or maybe I should park my motorcycle on the sidewalk and just piss everyone off.
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ok so here in Canada we have parking for not only handi caped ppl (how many handi caped ppl do they think shop at the same time anyway?) but we also have parking spots for expectant mothers and mothers with small children
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I fuckin pay the same registration and taxes that people in cars do, and my bike has to be insured the same as cars do... so guess what, I'm using the same fuckin parking space when a designated motorcycle spot is not available. Park a twentyfive thousand dollar bike on the curb... yeah right, what the fuck are you smoking?
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is it a bike or a motorcycle? 3 of my friends drive bikes, 90% of the time they park it on the curb, our laws here are not strict on that at all. why should you park on the curb or even to the side? because your bike is fucking small as hell and can fit anywhere, on several occasions i have had a bike pull right up on the line next to me in the same parking stall and i did not care, they are at least using their brain that they have a small vehicle and can park it wherever they choose. |
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![]() And we are NOT able to "park wherever we choose" here. I've seen people's bikes get towed for not parking in a designated space. If it really bothers you, then help us bikers out and convince more businesses to make designated motorcycle parking. Trust me we would rather park there anyway. Otherwise, we are using the car spaces so we dont get our shit towed away.
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Metaboy, when people talk about "bikers", do you think they mean a bunch of guys riding around on bicycles?
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